JUST TITS

They’re known by many names,

And each and everyone fits.

You can give me a “Bust” in the mouth,

But “Tits” are just “Tits.”

They’re “Mammary Glands,”

To use a technical term.

They’re “Baby Buffets,”

Some soft, some firm.

“Honkers” and “Hooters,”

Are as big as they sound.

“Fun Bags” and “Party Pillows,”

Are the best “Dream Team” around.

You can call them “Twinabagos,”

But just the “The Twins” is cool.

They’re “Lumps of Temptation,”

That make men drool.

There are “Ta Ta’s” and “Knockers,”

”Lung Mittens” and “Sweater Meat.”

”Snuggle Pups” and “Pinch Pots,”

Are both adorable and sweet.

 A bosom of “Lady Bubbles,”

Adds sparkle to your day,

While a  “Rack” and “Gazongas,”

Are more than a mouthful to say.

Everyone likes “Num Num’s,”

“Melons” and “Milk Duds.”

Those lovely “Lunchables,”

Are pretty as “Rose Buds.”

They get called ”Jugs” and "Cans,”

And "Double Lattes."

And when their “Headlights” are on,

They clearly point the way.

“Shoulder Boulders” and “Twin Peaks,”

Offer a view that really stands out,

While “Globes” and “Scones,”

Tend to bounce and jiggle about.

Yes, they get called many names,

As any “Boob” can attest.

I still say “Tits” are just “Tits,”

But please….keep me abreast.

Michael D. Schafer

© October 26, 2019