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The first poem I ever wrote was a limerick. I was five years old. The poem was written for my older sister Anita who was a cocktail waitress at the ti... Have you ever felt 'used', like a piece of furniture ... just sitting around? Imagine that ...
******************* Part of my Ozark vacation ritual (we brought my 80 year old mom along this year) includes the annual weather sealing of my wooden deck. This year I wa... There once was a writer named Ron,
Whose novels would make readers yawn... In conversation someone of me once said…”Man you sure are getting old” To which someone else replied…”He’s not getting old…He’s just been around for a... Going through my folders, I found this ditty which, although I’m not much into reposting, I thought it would be fun to share again, for your amusement... Thanks to Ed K for the inspiration herein... Hopefully you get to see the picture that will eventually accompany this... Truckle?!? You''ve GOT to be kidding! But, dedicated employee I am, I''ll burn the midnight oil to meet deadline. =]
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman Last week my peer here on the den posted a picture of himself on the cover of Playboy. Well I took this as a challenge and so begins the AD Men of the... Can't have bad boys without an assorted collection of naughty witches, which here in AD you can have thirteen on a dozen!
These are little adages and quips that I hae come up with or heard over these many years. These are little adages I have come up with over the years. I will put up a few every couple of days until I run out. Men certainly are adaptable creatures.
Photo:Bub.blicio.us Imagine trees with human characteristics and a bombshell female tree!
********** Snore, snore away to glory. It is the best sound of music I have ever heard. Best song. And it is FREE. Why do others hate it? I will never know why. An attempt to ROAST a good friend, hope he understands, if not, oh well, at least I live 1000 miles away or so... I am back home, as of today, 28th. thank you to all who sent me their good wishes and prayers. My surgeon and Physio both are really impressed with th...
Well I don't normally have to give you guys a long explanation of the poem to follow BUT in this case perhaps I should. I wrote this for a friend wh... What do ya think, too much work to rehab this place? I like it...! Its got a kind of class... Purely fiction, I can't afford a pot to piss in let alone even a shack in a field... Once you find its tune, you''ll be singing it in your head all day! LOL! A friend sent me this pic through e-mail; I love it!
A quote from Robin Williams, from the movie "Robots," comes to mind:
"I know, in my case, it'... My garbage disposal died this week so I had to replace it. Did I mention I hate plumbing? This is a poem about women and aging. I am sure that some of you will say I am too young to know about this, but as someone, nearing age 30, whose art... Speaking to and of Dr Freud, better than speaking to the self... The Southern California Air Quality Management District recently decided to help us all breathe a little easier by proposing to fine drivers $1,000 (y... Something fun I wrote while working today, after hearing Skynards Freebird... <center><b><big><big><big><font face="times new roman"color="333333">Al Kida
</font></big></big>... <EM>When you think you''re in control, life wakes you when you least expect it.</em> Think of it, a world free of cats...a truly amazing & wonderous act of goodwill by ALF, eating them all...LOL Wen we reach certain age, the people around us start pestering us with their new found "life experience" telling us what is good for us.
Take fishing!... Thanks, Georg E. Mateos, for the inspiration per your comment on my blog this morning.
Kinda silly, but fun to write!! LOL Enjoy. =]
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