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With so many songs written, and so few of them hits, it''s hard to write an original song these days. Probably why most successful singers rely heavi... <b><big><big><big><font face="times new roman"color="#663366">All Tired Out
</font></big></big></bi... may i feel said he
i''ll squeal said she
just once said he
it''s fun said she
--e e cummings
(image from digitalartists.com) The campground very nearly empty...only a few brave or is it foolish residents, I one of them & with nothing else to do, I write of all this to you...... Between the two, the gap has to be filled, before my caskets sealed. Just trying to do my part for the enviroment...perhaps I should put this under Nature...? This is a silly little rhyme I wrote some time ago. I've had a play about with this and updated it slightly. It was written at a time when there were ... Inspired by Eileen Waldron''s ''Surreal Winter.'' Thanks, my friend. =]
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman I sing Amazing Grace quite often. Wonderful uplifting lyrics and melody. But I wonder, like so many composers did, if John Newton in 1779, put his lyr... Have to give Rufuz some credit on this one, he helped a great deal, by saying, "Talk to my paw, Dad!" it got me moving... The Urban Dictionary describes the term
“American Midol” as follows:
The act of sitting with your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit TV show “Americ... Boy, am I in trouble with everyone now, left wingers, right wingers, the moral majority/minority, the government, everybody will want a piece of me, L... do you muse me
or do i muse you
just who is musing who?
oh.. to muse
or not to muse
and what of the question?
it is so amusing
to read the art
that ... A little rain in LA has a tendency to lobotomize the average driver here. Crash stats skyrocket every time it sprinkles, snarling up what should be an... We all fart. Nothing to be ashamed of but nothing to glorify also. Nothing great about it. It is an art. It is a game. Practice it to become perfect. Feel FREE to add your name and what you will be bringing, in poem form, or not, you will be most welcome & a very HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY to all who atte... I hit the wrong button yesterday before this was complete and temporarily posted it...To the tune of Old MacDonald's Farm Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
A picture worth a thousand words!
Doesn''t this remind you to VOTE?
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If we could be as they are, accepting, tolerant and a lit... That picture is of Pee wee when he was a kid...as ugly as they come, think about his poor wife Rebecca & what she must endure...
England got trashed by South Africa in Rugby!!! The South African had a kicker better than our own Packers Jan Stenerud that send the S.A. to a roarin... My apologies to all my friends lost to fantasy and cats. May you get the hair balls of your dreams. Trying to put a little humor in a sad situation. Millions of birds are killed each year thinking their reflection is another bird and hit a window har... Putting a face and a name to Anonymous... Is not the Mouse Mightier than the Pigpen, especially with Liberal Levity. I could not use it with a Rat, the Swamp is too full of political invest-at... Well, a sailor, two landlubbers and a old-battle-ax-mother is not a good combination, but it is all we had to call "our" family....yeah right! |
