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A friend of mine from HighSchool recently told me her troubles and altho it was sad...she made it sound funny...and it was honest!
NOte: Charcoal dra... It's my birthday, need I say more. Birthday is a great excuse, to do a little fun abuse. Might as well wear purple and orange
Nobody’s looking my way
Since I’ve turned old and gray
I’ll put a hollyhock in my hair
Let folks giggle; let them... I pulled this off the ABC News wire this morning. True story of a guy in Brewster Mass getting the results of a lung cancer biopsy. My dad died of lun... Some people want you to remove your shoes before you walk on their clean rug. Some would prefer you didn''t. Whew.... have I been busy lately?!!! No wonder I'm tired. Happy April Fools Day, everyone.
P.S. I wrote this in Nate's . ;-) Any bird flying south from that country over our northern border (ain''t saying its name) will get a dose of good old Yankee vitamins inside that litt...
[After “Arctic Idol”, gesso duro, by Bozena Happach 2009]
Getting from here to there in our lives can be a daunting task, and often works out like the poem suggests. One might have to read this slowly? Damn his hair, clogging up my vacuum, find it in my food, just generally floating thru the air...oh what fun...LOL I don't know what this is? Is it humor, or philosophy or just a rant...? <center>Apologies to my many Afro-American friends. Pronouncing "Ask" as "Ax" is common among dialects in rural Black American communities. <... A man was arrested and jailed today in Fairbanks Alaska today for throwing a taco in the face of the manager of a local Taco Bell. The man claimed som... <embed src="http://www.authorsden.com/adstorage/4750/joleblon.wav"hidden="false"border="0"width="310"height="45"autostart="true"autoplay="true" loo... If an Enron billionaire enters Paradise it is because....
...a camel did get throught a neddles eyes?
How the camel looked afterwards?... My mind and nose are fully lit.
Too drunk am I to try to quit.
And yet I know I'll make a hit
at the Temperance Meeting.
I haven't left a bit of cash... This is a comical approach to being a Grandfather. My youngest grandson just turned two and just as it did with the ones before it is already changin... Just words, nothing meant to harm or to be struck down...even Christ would agree, a sense of humor I have, for now... Some people have no sense of anatomy :)!
**************** Welcome to the Authors Den <BR><BR>Home of Great Poets and Writers, With Gifts <BR>But Don''t Be Honest <BR>Or We''ll be Pisse... Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do…author unknown
The greatest threat to your health is reading about diseases and the side effects of the medication. S M I L E ! :) I'm fine. REALLY.
Passed my CDL written permit test. Now, on to learning how to drive a school bus (and how not to let it drive me... |
