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Not exactly in the right category, but what category do I use when the right one does not exist...? Sorry if this author react with irreverence, but lets tell the truth, the people around us, those Nintendo and Wii generation think that a book is a b... A comi-tragic trilogy in free verse, dedicated to artists, art students and old rockers everywhere. Wrote this while working today, if you read it and still don't understand where it came from, well...-------- Just give me a sign or cartoon and I can make something out of it...though this one is quite weird, even for me... Rainy Afternoon - Stuck in a Mental Fogbank
Photo;friendsoffido.co.uk Tongue-in-cheek humor about a friend of the librarians who bought an eighteen wheeler but didn't read the fine print.
******* I just couldn''t resist!
This is for my daughter, Ginny, Granddaughter, Jordan, Grandson Dalton (Little Man) You can play music on my sofa anytime. 'Mom discovered she could fly and Daddy got more than the morning news ....'
Image © 2011, Karla Dorman Freezing Rain Advisory for the DFW Metroplex. I''m fine. A bit sore, but(t)? LOL Doesn''t help that I have Fibromyalgia, either. OW
Image (c) 20... Storm inspired poetry ...
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman Weird I must admit,
Speaking I am, as usual, of s***,
And let us not forget underware,
Without them I would go around bare... Got towed yesterday. The "Emergency Brake On" alert stayed on. Our mechanic couldn''t find the emergency brake handle/release/button so we could relea... We had a magnitude 5.4 earthquake yesterday afternoon here in Southern California. The epicenter was about a 125 miles from where I live in Newhall. I... Saw this picture ... about died laughing. Couldn't help myself, this poem came to mind. Poor kitty! LOL News outlets have always been in a rush to be first to reveal news, good or bad. Today, with almost instantaneous transmission worldwide, news comes f... Oh I get so frustrated with the new fangdangled appliances. I just want one button to push that''s all, just one button. A Cowboy is what I had planned to be.
Fierce and daring, the fastest gun in the west!
Having to live on the prairie never occurred to me.
I thought th... Invited by my brother PeeWee I coulnd't well pass over the invitation.
I have found in an old drawer a couple of photos that can illustrate our family... As all you folks now, my brother put a contract on me ignoring the fact that I am good with a few paesanos from Sicily.
Rufuz, come here...gooood boy!... Jersey Ed and myself are many things, some unspeakable, but we certainly don''t go and rat on our brother.
Shame shame shame to him... As my Brother PeeWee got the little brain he had pickled in tequila down on Pancho Villa''s turf, he got all his wires tangled (lill''brother Jersey b... As I was sorry because I had by now a skinny elbow in PeeWee ribs he told me...
"You can put your skinny elbow in my ribs, anytime. But I really like... Dear friend, family and other enemies, I am truly feed up with the bad mouthing of my brother PeeWee (and I am sure Jersey Ed and Rufuz feel the same)... One tried the angelic route, the other squealing to momma, but they never gonna be Ma's favorite, cos...guess who is it? In response to PeeWee Ed''s ratting on us about our shenanigans up north, I thought that a more educated clarification was needed to dispell unnecessa... Now with snow less Jersey Devil Ed prancing around after butterflies and PeeWee as clueless as ever, it is time to put the record straight (with Ma's ... As the sick baby boy was bored stiff and started complaining about snow and weather, we started to remember when he used to play with a what in a hurr... I reviewed Budd Nelson's work calling him "Ed". In an unprecedented move, and at the urging of the struggling former US beer maker Anheuser Busch, the United State’s Government has declared war on M... The attributes of childhood, tend to preserve us in adulthood My dictation system censors some of my favorite words. But it allows me to dictate excrement without any problem. Strange? Let me poop on that thought... Just send me any picture & I can make a joke out of it...;) e Inspired by all the great humor writers of AD.
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