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Not exactly in the right category, but what category do I use when the right one does not exist...? Boardwalk EveningSorry if this author react with irreverence, but lets tell the truth, the people around us, those Nintendo and Wii generation think that a book is a b... Bobbi...I am a poet ! ! !A comi-tragic trilogy in free verse, dedicated to artists, art students and old rockers everywhere. Bohemian QuestWrote this while working today, if you read it and still don't understand where it came from, well...-------- BombedJust give me a sign or cartoon and I can make something out of it...though this one is quite weird, even for me... BondageRainy Afternoon - Stuck in a Mental Fogbank
Photo;friendsoffido.co.uk BoneTongue-in-cheek humor about a friend of the librarians who bought an eighteen wheeler but didn't read the fine print.
******* Book Worm?I just couldn''t resist!
This is for my daughter, Ginny, Granddaughter, Jordan, Grandson Dalton (Little Man) You can play music on my sofa anytime. Bookends Come to Visit Me!'Mom discovered she could fly and Daddy got more than the morning news ....'
Image © 2011, Karla Dorman BOOM © 2012, Karla DormanFreezing Rain Advisory for the DFW Metroplex. I''m fine. A bit sore, but(t)? LOL Doesn''t help that I have Fibromyalgia, either. OW
Image (c) 20... Bottom Heavy (5/7/5)Storm inspired poetry ...
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman Bowling BallsWeird I must admit,
Speaking I am, as usual, of s***,
And let us not forget underware,
Without them I would go around bare... Boxer Brief UndiesGot towed yesterday. The "Emergency Brake On" alert stayed on. Our mechanic couldn''t find the emergency brake handle/release/button so we could relea... Braking for Hey ZeusWe had a magnitude 5.4 earthquake yesterday afternoon here in Southern California. The epicenter was about a 125 miles from where I live in Newhall. I... Breaking NewsSaw this picture ... about died laughing. Couldn't help myself, this poem came to mind. Poor kitty! LOL Breaking NewsNews outlets have always been in a rush to be first to reveal news, good or bad. Today, with almost instantaneous transmission worldwide, news comes f... Breaking NewsOh I get so frustrated with the new fangdangled appliances. I just want one button to push that''s all, just one button. Bring Back the RadioA Cowboy is what I had planned to be.
Fierce and daring, the fastest gun in the west!
Having to live on the prairie never occurred to me.
I thought th... Broken DreamsInvited by my brother PeeWee I coulnd't well pass over the invitation.
I have found in an old drawer a couple of photos that can illustrate our family... Brother Ed's CavernAs all you folks now, my brother put a contract on me ignoring the fact that I am good with a few paesanos from Sicily.
Rufuz, come here...gooood boy!... Brother Jersey Ed is a ninnyJersey Ed and myself are many things, some unspeakable, but we certainly don''t go and rat on our brother.
Shame shame shame to him... Brother PeeWee Ed is a ninny tooAs my Brother PeeWee got the little brain he had pickled in tequila down on Pancho Villa''s turf, he got all his wires tangled (lill''brother Jersey b... Brother's Ed's fool's-goldAs I was sorry because I had by now a skinny elbow in PeeWee ribs he told me...
"You can put your skinny elbow in my ribs, anytime. But I really like... Brotherly Love?…who yer kiddinDear friend, family and other enemies, I am truly feed up with the bad mouthing of my brother PeeWee (and I am sure Jersey Ed and Rufuz feel the same)... Brothers Ed in MexicoOne tried the angelic route, the other squealing to momma, but they never gonna be Ma's favorite, cos...guess who is it? Brothers Ed Ma's Favorite SonIn response to PeeWee Ed''s ratting on us about our shenanigans up north, I thought that a more educated clarification was needed to dispell unnecessa... Brothers Ed's ain't no FairiesNow with snow less Jersey Devil Ed prancing around after butterflies and PeeWee as clueless as ever, it is time to put the record straight (with Ma's ... Brothers ED…againAs the sick baby boy was bored stiff and started complaining about snow and weather, we started to remember when he used to play with a what in a hurr... Brothers Ed’s voodoo dollI reviewed Budd Nelson's work calling him "Ed". Budd Not EdIn an unprecedented move, and at the urging of the struggling former US beer maker Anheuser Busch, the United State’s Government has declared war on M... Budweiser’s RevengeThe attributes of childhood, tend to preserve us in adulthood BuffooneryMy dictation system censors some of my favorite words. But it allows me to dictate excrement without any problem. Strange? Let me poop on that thought... Bull ShippingJust send me any picture & I can make a joke out of it...;) e Bull Washing...Inspired by all the great humor writers of AD.
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