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Guess who loves flying through the air, holding onto her frisbee with her teeth? Sugarplum! She''s just getting warmed up on this picture. If you a... Be careful what groups you join. You may be part of the very bad cause. My muse on vacation,
My funny bone gone away too,
I hope you don't mind,
I am trying to find both,
I tell you most truthfully,
I give you my solemn oa... come in and read this cute story,
Talking about the flying rednecks,
You have heard of them,
Just like the Flying Leathernecks,
That John Wayne starr... ... Why does everything remind me of food? ....
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman
Mariah calls me into the TV room as the Golden Globes are on and she said "The fossils are out tonight."
Besides...
It''s getting too moody here in ... reminder-hand by OCA
Had a nice lead in but forgot it... This is satire, but so true. Svanhildur Njálsdóttir wrote it better. It is ironic that probably the best poem ever written is buried somewhere on pape... Don't drink alchohol, don't smoke cigarettes, do only one drug, but am addicted to the soda pop called root beer... Many of you know that my relationship with God is at sometimes strained because the way He plays chess. But otherwise, we are the best of pals, altho... For my number 780 poem, I wish to comment about something I have not, common sense, if I had one or a tiny part of it I wouldn''t have hillbillies bro... I never claimed that my weird way of humor was a true North one but if you think about it...good humor is kind of overrated when nobody is laughing, ... Was once 29, out of Korea, eyesight OK, no yet mustache or beard and believing that being bachelor and owner of the rest of the world was what was int... Why in humor category? because the first thing God did after creating everything was to smile...or so He told somebody!
You can write many other lines... When the hammer misses the nail's head but hit right on target your thumb you go stargazing with a selected vocabulary undertitles to that scene...
Sometimes in hospitals, inmates are kept awake by the bones rattle of the Reaper about the empty corridors, then and there is when a pen gets busy!!!
... Lying down on a hospital bed surrounded by females of human species make you think.
Then, you grab a half empty page of Time Magazine and write someth... We travel in a world with a motor that function by burning worries.
Even people that had been audited by the tax-man are now experiencing Post-Traumat... Double-entendre, the French were world champions at double talk to circumvent around the laws imposed by the prudes.
You think you know what I am talk... When man is old and have a lot time between his hands he can''t figure the right thing to say or the right thing to do other than, unpunished, make fu... My husband was so careful with guns being locked up. He kept a bee bee gun in the corner of his closet hidden. If you think there''s any place you ca... This is the 2nd in a short series of Fractured Fables I''ve recently written. Although they will never be considered CLASSICS,I''ve decided to post a... Image Courtesy MontyMinute.com
If I might speak frankly, this one came in a dream again.
I had to change the whole poem when I discovered what
the ... Can't make up my mind, humor or darkness, I am torn...(thanks for the inspiration to the infamous Ed Kostro) ...the writers mind...a terrible thing to into look... a witty and humerous poem through the eyes of a young Jewish boy. When I read Mr. Ed''s beautiful poem about Blackie the squirrel, a very funny memory hit me and I had to write about it. Thank you Mr. Ed! My twin brother, Roger’s family brought "Shadow" ( A Shitsui) home from the shelter.
And then they had his name legally changed to "Beau" |
