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<I>How can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go ... Google’s gettin’ to be a nuisance with me.
(picture: smackjuice.com) This write is another collaboration between one of my favorite people, my dear cousin Rose and myself written across the miles this morning, hope it b... Your jet black hair is like a dream
Although you make my mother scream
Your skin so white it looks like snow
You sleep all day to keep it so
To kiss ... Thanks go to Gene Williamson for the idea regards this poem...his recent Cabin Fever title kinda rhymes...LOL When Doogie was younger he used to call me his 'washing machine' so I made up this little poem and drew myself :)!
********************* I was watching a couple of cottontail rabbits nibbling at the the lawn and I got to thinking about grass. And no, I do not smoke grass (or anything e... Ah I guess we can be love by all so this is for those who don't love me...lol Satire spoof of the conquering Great White Hunter… 1970. My 1966 Toronado gas guzzler that took me everywhere at 90 mph, but stopped badly with drum b... I''d like to thank the Academy, and the following, for being so instrumental to me being the Poet I am. :)
Damn fool crazy Muse gettin'' the big hea... This is one day out of many I can remember in my childhood that I still get a chuckle from. Gary''s no longer here and I always wonder if the green b... The moral of this story might be to NOT trust the judgement of a 10-year-old. Thanks to Ed Kostro for the inspiration and read his most recent posting to see where this inspiration came from, "Nasty Green Blues"...ed <EM>What do you mean you never heard of the Black Irish???</em> The good Lord willin’ and the creeks don’t rise
I’ll drown myself in your baby blue eyes
Blind in one eye; can’t see out the other
You’ve never listen... Seeing the seagulls in the restaurant parking lot this morning inspired this one. :) Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
On Gobbler''s Knob, Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania at 7:27 a.m. this Groundhog Day, February 2nd, 2003, Punxsutawney Phil, Kin... I was planning to sleep in this morning ...
Image of Karla Dorman (c) 2007, Karen Vidra. A crazy 5 minute composition with a few twists. Excuse the irregular rhyme scheme...it''s just the way it worked out. ;) Call it ''fowl'' play. Due to the lack of interest this will be the last of the males invitees series, it was like peeing in the wind! Men are schmucks!
Maybe writing about ... The catatonic AD crow seems to have turned to a comatose state! Cos they don't read their own obituaries nor they throw epithets to the Lord of the Ma... As a good host should do, a guess coming through the main doors should be announced by titles and grace no matter how ghoulish they appear after a hel... By the grace of some loony exorcist it seems that some of the illiterate zombies have found some way to communicate their brainless thoughts and rouse... Despite many admonitions the Halloween poetry has been poorly represented by the poets response to the challenge, if I knew better I would say that I ... |
