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For those little dogs out there, (cats exempted, they have the knack of disappear when danger is near), be advices that life is not what daily appear... Hey... Little Dog...!This is for anyone who has ever been trounced for innocently running afoul of the Political Correctness Police.
Times, they are a changin’, see it ev... HISH, HESH, HERM, WOM, WEM and GOYWarning! Not for the faint of heart nor keen of nose! Read at your own risk (I got good legal news today and am in a silly mood; sorry). Hitler F@rted ConstantlyHave no idea where this came from, but have fun... HMO DoctorsMy son often rides his Harley. He''s 42 and never been married, but he''s been in love for the weekend lots of times. So, I wrote him this poem to p... Hogs & DogsThought I’d get ahead of the Halloween crowd so
the little urchins will have something to think about. ;-) Holler WeenieI got this idea from a humorous Valentine’s poem by La Belle. While searching, I found that conservative alt-news is using the term for their own cha... Hollyweird HillsJust a little play on the idiom. "Wait till the cows come home." Holy Cow!To avoid the Bible thumping censors, I've crafted this crafty peace, piece. To read correctly, substitute the correct censored two words. ;-) Holy Shirt!I ran across this photo on the local TV news website. It was one of 11 taken off the coast of Australia over the weekend. You heard it here first! T... Holy Waterspout!Granted a holiday in the states, but all can join in, no matter where you may live...its a good day to have fun, as anyday we are alive is a good day! Home for the HolidayIf anybody calls me on my cell phone, be prepared to die...LOL Home...I only wanted honesty with regards my last posting, Surgery...what I got was humor...read on...LOL (all in jest folks, all in a modicum of jest...) Honesty...My partner often says, "I wish I had a man around the house." Honey DoThis should have been up for Valentine''s day buy I was otherwise engaged. A cute little poem about Pooh and Piglet, two of the favourite pet names us... Honey PotI love going to the cool library on a hot day and finding some quiet corner to read...and exercise my imagination. Hooked On Books This was a favorite saying of my mother, “I have a problem with seafood. If I see food I want it. This is written in her memory. I want to thank L... Hooked on SeafoodFunny what gets the writing juices flowing...I watched the relationship between a kid and his mom... hormonal oats...I kid you not...this squash was in the vegetable bin at a farm we visited on the weekend....it was inspiration at its finest....my wicked mind had to ... Horn Of PlentyJust found out that this welfare cheat can get hospice assistance from Medicare without being anywhere near death to do things like, "Take a trip to C... Hospice"It looks like I will still be hot when I get old" Hot<bgsound src = ''http://members.tripod.com/~rosemck1/cajun-fiddle.mid''hidden loop=-1> Hot Balloon Ride 3 If you got heat,
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