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Based on a true story. an encounter with a man in a shipping office. I KNEW A MANI was looking for my funny bone and a dear friend told me where to find it.
Thank you TED... I Laugh At YOU!I was talking to Rufuz about Ed
I can''t believe what he said
I guess poor Ed is under the weather
He''s feeling worse than a used feather
So I sent h... I need a NEW drugHey, I just turned 61. I can either laugh or cry and I hate tears. So let''s make fun of it. I Said OldImage Courtesy Bollywood
Can you believe I dreamed this and
just had to write it? ;-) Any resemblance
to my or anyone else's life is purely coin... I Slapped HerTears on my pillow...TEARS ON MY PILLOW? Oh no!
I Surrender!When we discover something it can be momentous, I did say can be. I THOUGHT SO*Sung to "The Slinky Song"*
Definately a pinched nerve--have to see an orthopedic surgeon within the next week or so. Keep me in your prayers...
Tr... I Want One NowI was always taught that "I WANT" don''t get! In the case of my cat Sammy Jo that doesn''t apply - she said so!
The photo is of Sammy Jo as a tiny ki... I Want!I wish this world would see through children's eyes where differences don't matter, in color, religion or wealth. I Wanted to be Jewish Too!Not the big god, we have all heard tell of, just one from the past, one that used to live on the mount... I Was Once a god<!-- Site Meter -->
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<img src="http://s38.sitemeter.com/meter.... I'd Rather Ride The WindGetting used to the person that looks back at you everyday in the mirror is getting easier to understand. I'll Carry That With Pride<font color = "blue" face = "verdana" size=2><b><center>
In response to Chad Sprague's poem "Im a Mess"...
I'm A Mess....Some people can just vegetate and get away with the same thing. Me, I need a bandaid if I take a stroll and stub my toe on a maple leaf. It''s the way... I'm Blonde and That's Partly To BlameSome people can just vegetate and get away with the same thing. Me, I need a bandaid if I take a stroll and stub my toe on a maple leaf. It''s the way... I'm Blonde and That's Partly to Blame.<P class=MsoNormal align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman">Ah, the sweet pleasure of the pillow!</FONT></P>
<P class=Mso... I'm Calling In SleepyA heartfelt "Thank You" to George Caroll on the Den for prompting me to write this poem. My father-in-law used to have a saying when he was on vacatio... I'm Doing NOTHING!
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