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My husband thinks I telling our whole life story with these writes. I guess I am for this is a true story and a crazy one. Laughing, to keep from crying - and then the cost of food and everything else - all tied in - GRRRRRRRRRRRRR Yesterday I woke up to a beautiful sun shiny day...It was like spring...I wanted to share it with all of you by a poem...BUT by some of your reactions... She''s a Diva and I''m a nutty, I should blame this on the fever, but I can''t even do that. Satire inspired by Doctor Strangelove and a recent Super Bowl commercial by William Shatner advertising bran cereal where he descends from outer space... Two sets of poems with a touch of satire about the “Ideal” as perceived by the opposite sex and with a “straight twist” at the end of the second one. Political satire I suppose is a better category Taylor Hicks, American Idol, Courtesy PopTower.com Carlos Bousoño, the late Spanish poet, eminent critical theorist and professor, maintained that if you don't like the "humorist", you will find nothin... of all the things we hear, fish giving pedicures; leeches, bees, maggots lending themselves toward healing--what''s next!? If he ever want''s to play golf again,
well my dear friends, brothers and sisters, just to put that final point and to tell you all of my good spirits... Here''s a little frivolity for the long up-coming weekend.
My uncle used to call me Kat.
I guess I really am a cat.
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After finding out that Ron Hull likes the same wine that I like,
it sent me into deep despair, followed by a desperate search for
meaning, followed by...
Have you ever wondered what it is about breasts that pushes so many hormonal buttons in human beings? No?! Mmm. Ok. Well here''s an admittedly TERRIB... Why not? Pulling a long face is just as important as pulling your own weight or pulling a pig-tail or pulling a long draught on the hookah... What abo... I’m amazed at the number of people who don’t know the difference between a hyphen and a dash, let alone an em dash, like me. I still refer to the hund... 1978 photograph by Steven Steigman
Imotion -- the process of going very fast
while sitting on your ass. Like in a boat,
car, train, or plane. Like in... One of my pet peeves is the misuse of effect and affect, loose and lose. And sundry other misused words almost gone. I don't hear much anymore the fak... |
