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Just plain silly.....I need this once in a while...giggle....read this fast... A little wordplay. The English language has so many influences from other languages and is gaining new words all the time, making wordplay much easier... Meter…Meter
Meter, meter, so hard to rhyme
I feel I’m wasting precious time
My poetry don’t seem to flow
If I meter…the rhyme won’t go
So hard to st... Karen and I are going to the State Fair of Texas on Monday. :-) We're getting to the age where we WATCH rather than ride. :-) Getting old is sooooooo much fun.
The poem is a direct result from the second picture. Enjoy! <I> Looking for amusement…and honing sonnet s.
This one, Spenserian: </I>
I recently presented a seminar at my publisher's first convention... A parody of the Battle Hymn of the Republic Did you ever want a mini you <p>To do the things you can not do? Just a little wordplay. People who speak other languages often say American words in comical ways. My partner has a friend who actually is Japanese an... The picture is NOT of my cats, but they were a perfect depiction of our two.
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A new reader pointed out to me that all the commas in my writes made him dizzy.
I told him they make me dizzy, too!
So here''s the real story, Richard... Lily Tomlin as Ernestine
A pet peeve of mine. You could easily
substitute “Mr” for “Miss” except that might misinform. ;-)
This is just for fun. I used the prefix "mis" to see how I could come up with a few rhymes starting with "a" etc. Imagine a banjo playing in the background a slow hillybilly type tune; For my Love. This is the writen song version that Paul said I should do and because Andy loves my "twang" what I call my hillbilly voice! And because of all those ... ... If you happen to find the note (and my brain), send them home, where they''re missed: ....
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman Santa is ill; Missus Claus delivers BUT returns a changed woman.
************************** From the twilight zone, open for your interpretation… Nonsense is us. Just like the political season. The mating call of the nincompoop.
Mockingbird ... Young William Shakespeare''s younger brother asks for a piece of pie.
Photo:goldenstate.wordpress.com A miserable cough is still with me so I thought I would do something funny from a funny story I read recently. My real mother has never been known to ... My mom is 77 and has Alzheimer’s. She received a Jury Summons yesterday and I couldn’t resist this. But before I hear any whining about mother bashing... A humorous take on feelings.
*********** Too many Government forms can drive even a sane person crazy and I never did promise sanity anyway. Boon - Coon - Dune - Goon - June - Loon - Moon - Noon - Rune - Soon - Tune...
How many of these rhyming words did I use? Who cares? Will there be a t... Harold Camping has revised his doomsday calculations again. He now says that Rapture will occur on October 21, 2011 instead of May 21, 2011. It just s... Some have that kind of grandfather, good-natured, charming, lovable and firm like the roots of an old oak tree.
I wish I had one like that... |
