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Well, my cat's penchant for gourmet meals caught in the backyard now extends to his "breakfast" habits! Why are we in such a rush to go some place we don''t really want to go to? The picture above is of Gary Birkholz, a dear friend and the poem below is one of the many stories of him.
A traditional song from North East England, Blaydon Races is updated to become a sharp social comment on the state of the jobs market in this latest "... Well we are finally all moved it and managed to squeeze twenty years of household hoarding, from a workshop, two sheds, a rec room and a three bedroom... Seems I have been of late inundated with thoughts of this man...I could think of worse people I am sure... Well do the increase demand for showers on the den I am pleased to announce the opening of my new business endeavor...Fee's Bath and Shower House ... I do appreciate him, I honestly do, I'm just sick of duct tape and glue. Its alright I have these mad moments, its the tablets. Mrs Flannigan, extremely short sighted'
had a visitor call one day;
sat him down, made some tea, then alighted
for a cup and a yarn, ‘twas her way.
... Okay all you blondes or colored ones, sharpen up your ink pens and give me your worse...LOL! Tis' that special day,
When all bovines say hey,
And happy day to moms in every way,
MOOOOOOOOOOOOve outta my way... Image of Karla Dorman (c) 2009, Karen Vidra (Can almost see me, hunh? LOL) Muse refuse. Aka, Garbage in-garbage out. Or perhaps just a simple failure to cooperate. My muse turns 60 next Saturday on St. Patrick’s Day. They sa... Do you know why they''re all facing outward?
No one wants to be behind. ;-)
I never met a musk ox and I don''t like
burgundy wine. I guess I wrote ... Not about Pirates...Ever have one of THOSE computer days?. No I did not buy it from the Pentagon.
The saga concludes ( God I hope so).
Successful installation of the perfect flushing instrument - $225
Initi... Somne addictions just have to be taken seriously In 1954 today at 9am I was hatched,
Wearing was I a little hat that was thatched,
Supposedly when I was smacked on the ass,
I let go a stream into my ... Today, 9th of March is my birthday, and the Fire Marshal has forbidden me to light so many candles (what with global warming and all that jazz)but I w... Being the only one of the siblings with a good heart, I want you to know that also I am the only one that loves them, weird as it will seems but aroun... Should everybody pardon me for scribbling this one, still laughing after been told in great details by a five years old greatgrandaughter about her mi... Since I will be gone for a little while, I thought I should give you a challenge. Take it if you dare.
And, please don''t stop dropping by while I... I drive a purple Caddy. It is a blast from the past. It has full power and I want to make it last. It has lots of bells and whistles and they are easy... you start with a clown, you end up with a clown. (Carpenter''s Law) |
