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Well, my cat's penchant for gourmet meals caught in the backyard now extends to his "breakfast" habits! Morning MothsWhy are we in such a rush to go some place we don''t really want to go to? Morning TrafficThe picture above is of Gary Birkholz, a dear friend and the poem below is one of the many stories of him.
Mountain ManA traditional song from North East England, Blaydon Races is updated to become a sharp social comment on the state of the jobs market in this latest "... Moved to MumbaiWell we are finally all moved it and managed to squeeze twenty years of household hoarding, from a workshop, two sheds, a rec room and a three bedroom... Moving DaySeems I have been of late inundated with thoughts of this man...I could think of worse people I am sure... Mr. ClemensWell do the increase demand for showers on the den I am pleased to announce the opening of my new business endeavor...Fee's Bath and Shower House ... Mr. Fee's Bath and Shower HouseI do appreciate him, I honestly do, I'm just sick of duct tape and glue. Mr. FixitIts alright I have these mad moments, its the tablets. MR. WAFFLEMrs Flannigan, extremely short sighted'
had a visitor call one day;
sat him down, made some tea, then alighted
for a cup and a yarn, ‘twas her way.
... Mrs Flannigan's Oversight.Okay all you blondes or colored ones, sharpen up your ink pens and give me your worse...LOL! MSW for Blonde's 1.0Tis' that special day,
When all bovines say hey,
And happy day to moms in every way,
MOOOOOOOOOOOOve outta my way... mUDDERSImage of Karla Dorman (c) 2009, Karen Vidra (Can almost see me, hunh? LOL) MultitaskingMuse refuse. Aka, Garbage in-garbage out. Or perhaps just a simple failure to cooperate. My muse turns 60 next Saturday on St. Patrick’s Day. They sa... Muse RefuseDo you know why they''re all facing outward?
No one wants to be behind. ;-)
I never met a musk ox and I don''t like
burgundy wine. I guess I wrote ... MuskNot about Pirates...Ever have one of THOSE computer days?. Mutiny!No I did not buy it from the Pentagon.
The saga concludes ( God I hope so).
Successful installation of the perfect flushing instrument - $225
Initi... My $1,862 ToiletSomne addictions just have to be taken seriously My AddictionIn 1954 today at 9am I was hatched,
Wearing was I a little hat that was thatched,
Supposedly when I was smacked on the ass,
I let go a stream into my ... My BirthdayToday, 9th of March is my birthday, and the Fire Marshal has forbidden me to light so many candles (what with global warming and all that jazz)but I w... My Birthday HaikuBeing the only one of the siblings with a good heart, I want you to know that also I am the only one that loves them, weird as it will seems but aroun... My Brothers EdShould everybody pardon me for scribbling this one, still laughing after been told in great details by a five years old greatgrandaughter about her mi... My Cat Wears a HatSince I will be gone for a little while, I thought I should give you a challenge. Take it if you dare.
And, please don''t stop dropping by while I... My Challenge to YouI drive a purple Caddy. It is a blast from the past. It has full power and I want to make it last. It has lots of bells and whistles and they are easy... My Classic Car - My Unique Antiqueyou start with a clown, you end up with a clown. (Carpenter''s Law) My Clone
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