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A review came to me and I was called old, but in jest and I knew that, but it felt like a good idea for a write, thanks Nicole... We all will make it to be old, if we are lucky that is...a preview herein...ed I deleted a couple of reviews from people who took this "poem" way too seriously. After all, it is categorized as "humour", and we English are known ... Despite all shortcomings we have no choice but to trust our mind Poor thing. Shriveled away without a soul to care for her.... Being old stinks, sucks, ain't fun, and when our inside scaffolding junctions starts to squeak and brittle taking us down a couple of inches...yes, it... There is no "making fun of" intended in this poem. I love Rose! Two days break & this came to me...not much, but better than nothing...e Still waiting for a monitor ... and catching up on needed housework! LOL
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman Why?! All because the Lady loves... and because the picture has absolutely no bearing on the poem... although I am sure someone will find a possible ... I only went out to see what its like,
Forget today a ride on my bike,
The tires would melt on the asphalt,
Its all you people in the souths fault... I did my duty on a day when saluting the country I live is a great thing... The master poetaster, while gazing at the moon,
Would write such lofty verses that made the ladies swoon... Tomorrow, THE BIG DAY. :)
Thank you for the prayers and good wishes. Means a lot!! throughout the planet, certain days are sacred, like public holidays, sundays, holy days, event days. Cold. Warm. Back to cold...make up yer mind, will you?? LOL
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman. So many say they need to "find themselves". They don't realize that themselves are right inside them, growing, learning, applying their knowledge. just a spoof on the Night Before Christmas, I was feeling like I needed to spread some humor on the den!
hugs, Amber "V" I have always been terrible with people’s names, on two fronts, remembering them and failing to use them when conversing. Sometimes it gets me in trou... I'm passing on this list of groaners I just got in an email. Maybe you'll smile too.
Fun poetry gives me a lot of smiles in my insides. I like writing and playing with words sometimes. This was written after I watched Camelot on the ... I came into this world with nothing, and I'll leave with nothing. The alpha and the omega. To fill the gap, I've got too wake from my nap. This poetry... Dedicated to Tinka,
Or should I say DEADicated as I think that will be how I find myself after she reads this...LOL I cry sometimes when I am down.
I cry sometimes when I feel tired and brown.
I cry at sad movies and when my feelings are hurt.
I cry when my husband ... The only thing about this story the I truly regret is I couldn''t find my video camera. Lousy conversationalist - LOL
Image (c) 2006, Karla Dorman Now that it's my cold, and his cold is just about gone, it seems so much worse...poor me, sniff, blow. This story over the news wires I just could not believe. Two fellows in Wasilla, Alaska have marketed salmon flavored vodka. Lordy, Lordy, My gag refl... I am trying to laugh, but crying seems to be the only emotion I can get while in pain...any suggestions would be greatly welcomed... You kiss me hello so deeply
with promises of pure delight.
I melt into your arms.
I don't put up a fight.
I pull off your t-shirt.
I slide my fi... This MUST be a woman thing,
Fortunately where I live,
I can't be found,
By all the women that will want to see me drowned...LOL! |
