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"What? I can't hear you! Speak up--whatcha say? HUH????"
It's State Fair time again, kids! :) My mother always claimed that my arms were as long as my legs and, when I swung them, I reminded her of an orangutan!
******************* I wrote this little verse some time back, it is mostly for children, but I thought it would perhaps jog some memories for your pleasure Ode to Oscars
(one in particular)
... surprised we didn''t eat the gobble. ....
Did some sidework for the Golden Corral; they fed me and Karen. Burrrp. LOL And did we eat ... whew.... A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of... We have traveled and gotten nothing but positive feedback on the old wreck...take a look at her and let me know yours...ed When we have an enema we flush out the tush, can we do the same with the body politic...? Outhouses, a constant source of pictures for this writer...guess I have a thing for poop, LOL "Of a summer Sunday morning / Swing my steps to take me wide" I know what happens after we die. We file and pay taxes. Life is funny and the older you get the funnier it gets. One day you find yourself looking backward more than forward. You find yourself on roads th... I am so tired to turn the other cheek, and not to use retribution to a pointed elbow on my ribs, or the fat one not looking where he goes and walking ... It was probably a little more than two years ago that we discovered my grandson, Andrew''s, artistic abilities. He was seventeen or eighteen at the t... Just back from a 4 day mini-visit to our oasis in the Ozarks. LA has much to learn.
Photo:Morning fog lifts just off our deck taken by Eileen Granfor... Rube Goldberg has nothing on my neighbor down the road.
Photo:Yes seeing is believing |
