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Squash the bugs that bug you and I mean the human kind... Pest controlJust some foolishness for All Fools Day - Illustration later. Pet PeeveA new name I got,
A rose I am not,
Nor a lily or anything hot,
Just a plain old petunia,
Received it I did from an old snot...
Hope she doesn't see t... PetuniaPretty girls don’t know what I’m all about
And the bouncers greet me
Then kick me out... Phenomenal Misfit[image: commons.wikimedia.org]
An elderly couple at the fair. Pheromones Я UsThanks to Regis for the idea from his new book of limericks, The Cucumber Chronicles Pickle*hic* LOL
Image (c) 2010, Karen Lynn Vidra. PickledPhoto from DRJ Catering Services
Did mine get lost in the mail?
Pig Roast InviteAnd I thought Piggly was dead…
So, pig out…. and you know who you are… Piggly WigglySometimes the hand that feeds, can be the one that bleeds. Pigs EyeMy neighbor planted a pine tree many years ago and it has grown to become yard dominant. This is the first year I noticed “offspring.” The two cones a... Pine CojonesYou got your ying and your yang...I got my ping and pong Ping and PongPasadena California has the Rose Bowl for its amusement. South Pasadena apparently has, well, everything else. Firefighters there last night were call... Pink PumasA tribute to a horse, a Pinto named Beans. As you all know (who know me at all), you can't keep a clown down. My mission is life is to share laughte... Pinto BeansWe ain't no kindergarten tribe no way, so you treacherous pale faces an come take the result of your HeeeeeeeHaw with cutthroat lass. Pirate's War Collateral DamageHave I re-found my humor, who took it, where did it go, must be that guy Ted or Ed K or Andy, they are always stealing stuff...ed Pizza for BrunchGonna be getting into the single digits for temps the next several nights & the days not much higher, but Rufuz & I will muddle along, we got each oth... Plasticized...This duel began after Jim McClellan & I began reviewing each other''s work. Jim it''s led to this..going Public..to our Peeps and inner Posse. Thought... PlatinumA man challenged me to make a poem using a platitude. I''ll do better. Here are some of my favorites. PlatitudesI was told of late, that I was played like a violin, herein is my answer to that statement... Played Like a ViolinFeeling playful and silly, I whipped up this little ditty, for old and new friends, while having my Cafe Latte:
"Be of good cheer. If I don't hear fr... Playing With Time (Repost)Rufuz has a few minor fears,
But this has been his biggest since the first year... Please No NeedlesThanksgiving humor.
************* PluckedInspired by Donna Bippert and Pam Henderson. Both new friends and lady truck drivers.
<BGSOUND SRC="http://www.zianet.com/jw_laurie/Sounds/Richie%2... Plug Me InThe left side bat in the picture asks the other one, "Do you know what I fear most about old age?" The other says, "NO" & the left one says, "Inconten... Plumbing fixed...A modern gothic poem. What is more horrifying than losing one''s computer to lightening? Poerady<center>
these two clowns showed up in my haiku project-- parts of their saga has already been posted as stand alone ku
raise your hand if you... Poet and Red Mule--IIThis poem was meant to be snarky funny, don't take it too seriously or personal. Poet Don't Know ItHow dreary - to be - somebody!
How public - like a frog - to tell your name - the livelong June - to an admiring bog!
~Emily Dickinson
I''m not a di... Poet RoyaltyJust dragged up some dead poets to do a little poet tree.
Poet TreeJust a nutty wordplay poem on the two words: poet and tree, poetry.
Candidate for the Darwin Award Poet Up a TreeI was inspired by Eileen's "Travelling On Many Tracks." Bless you! :-) Poetic Sneezes<!-- Site Meter -->
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<img src="http://s38.sitemeter.com/meter.... POETICALLY PHARTINGWARNING: This doesn''t necessarily reflect my mood...today. LOL
I writes ''em as I gets ''em. And boy, did I get it. Poetry Can JustAm I going crazy?
Is it really that long a trip?
Oh Ed, you really must get a grip...!
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