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Squash the bugs that bug you and I mean the human kind... Just some foolishness for All Fools Day - Illustration later. A new name I got,
A rose I am not,
Nor a lily or anything hot,
Just a plain old petunia,
Received it I did from an old snot...
Hope she doesn't see t... Pretty girls don’t know what I’m all about
And the bouncers greet me
Then kick me out... [image: commons.wikimedia.org]
An elderly couple at the fair. Thanks to Regis for the idea from his new book of limericks, The Cucumber Chronicles *hic* LOL
Image (c) 2010, Karen Lynn Vidra. Photo from DRJ Catering Services
Did mine get lost in the mail?
And I thought Piggly was dead…
So, pig out…. and you know who you are… Sometimes the hand that feeds, can be the one that bleeds. My neighbor planted a pine tree many years ago and it has grown to become yard dominant. This is the first year I noticed “offspring.” The two cones a... You got your ying and your yang...I got my ping and pong Pasadena California has the Rose Bowl for its amusement. South Pasadena apparently has, well, everything else. Firefighters there last night were call... A tribute to a horse, a Pinto named Beans. As you all know (who know me at all), you can't keep a clown down. My mission is life is to share laughte... We ain't no kindergarten tribe no way, so you treacherous pale faces an come take the result of your HeeeeeeeHaw with cutthroat lass. Have I re-found my humor, who took it, where did it go, must be that guy Ted or Ed K or Andy, they are always stealing stuff...ed Gonna be getting into the single digits for temps the next several nights & the days not much higher, but Rufuz & I will muddle along, we got each oth... This duel began after Jim McClellan & I began reviewing each other''s work. Jim it''s led to this..going Public..to our Peeps and inner Posse. Thought... A man challenged me to make a poem using a platitude. I''ll do better. Here are some of my favorites. I was told of late, that I was played like a violin, herein is my answer to that statement... Feeling playful and silly, I whipped up this little ditty, for old and new friends, while having my Cafe Latte:
"Be of good cheer. If I don't hear fr... Rufuz has a few minor fears,
But this has been his biggest since the first year... Thanksgiving humor.
************* Inspired by Donna Bippert and Pam Henderson. Both new friends and lady truck drivers.
<BGSOUND SRC="http://www.zianet.com/jw_laurie/Sounds/Richie%2... The left side bat in the picture asks the other one, "Do you know what I fear most about old age?" The other says, "NO" & the left one says, "Inconten... A modern gothic poem. What is more horrifying than losing one''s computer to lightening? <center>
these two clowns showed up in my haiku project-- parts of their saga has already been posted as stand alone ku
raise your hand if you... This poem was meant to be snarky funny, don't take it too seriously or personal. How dreary - to be - somebody!
How public - like a frog - to tell your name - the livelong June - to an admiring bog!
~Emily Dickinson
I''m not a di... Just dragged up some dead poets to do a little poet tree.
Just a nutty wordplay poem on the two words: poet and tree, poetry.
Candidate for the Darwin Award I was inspired by Eileen's "Travelling On Many Tracks." Bless you! :-) <!-- Site Meter -->
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I writes ''em as I gets ''em. And boy, did I get it. Am I going crazy?
Is it really that long a trip?
Oh Ed, you really must get a grip...!
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