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Rufuz and I went to the beach today after a dental appt and we did our laundry...big deal for the first day of my vacation week...BUT I DIDN''T HAVE T... This is me in Playa del Carmen, Mexico, February, 2005. :) And that wave off to my right? Yep: knocked me into the warmth. Fun, though. :)
Ima... I'd kill my dang self if I tried this move. OW! Makes me hurt just seeing it. (This particular move is called the "Bielman.") One week until my cruise...it's taking too long...ARRGGGHHHH!! LOL (And then the cruise itself will go waaaaay too fast. They'll find me hanging on... Call it what you want, preaching or advice, sure too me first. I know why I wrote this. Gloria & Arnold reunited. You heard it here first.
Photo:Jason Merritt/Getty Images.ap Photo/David Zentz Up again at 330am,
To write something I cannot get out of my head,
So its up and out of my bed,
I sometimes wonder,
If my mind will keep working,
Ev... ... has been issued for Belly County, effective this 23 day of December until 9:00 A.M. CST ...
Image (c) 2008, Karla Dorman Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. after retiring
from the Supreme Court at age 91 at a
high school question and answer session…
(sketch: harvardsquarelibra... Poking fun of political manipulation of sexual orientation and the calendar’s asexual names We were taught in Sunday School to shake the dust and move on... The Italians have a knack for squashing science. Just ask that old heretic Galileo. Their latest fiasco involves the conviction of government seismolo... This is humor and fun, yet...the world would fall before our eyes if ever we forget how to fantasize.
(picture from beceleb.blogspot.com) ... We share everything, her and I. .... I felt like having a little fun today so I decided to pick on somebody. That somebody is me because I’m a pretty pleasant fella and I have a great sen... Have you never wondered how those girls of the wild west stayed so beautiful? A gal in our choir posted this on Facebook. "I really really like you. You''re warm and there to support me from falling. When I''m down you bring me... There''s a Central Park on the Allure Of The Seas....we paused there one evening to take some pictures...later when we viewed the shots we took, lo an... The story of Sherlock Gator and the day he met his match! Work's going fine; this just came to me. :) I may be back,
Certainly for now my muse does not lack,
Felt for but a day, an old hack... Silly event that happen years ago plus firecrackers aren't only things with short fuse!!! Just a few that came to me while driving, though they may or may not be of humor they are still of me... People have long been known to exaggerate (or outright lie) to penpals, blind dates, etc. Age doesn't matter if one is prone to this behavior :)!
***... More true stuff off the newswire:
Dateline: Shingletown, California 1/26/12
70 year old William Oller shot his 50 year old son William Jr last week ... People will do anything for peace and quiet. Do animals take drastic measures as well?
******* The over-the-hill crybabies are having a tantrum at everyone’s expense. Time to pop their ballooned buffoon expectations.
Video courtesy barnorama.co... ... I really missed my bed. ....
Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman |
