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With thanks to Rene for the inspiration... This woke me up in the middle of the night. :) Yeah, yeah, stupid, I know. But it had to be written: so there. LOL These are the lyrics to my latest fun song from Cape Canaveral, Florida. Run for your life!
It isn't hard
At 44 I could run
A panting hun
dred metres
Two months later,
(two months' fleeter)
Five hundred I go
If I can do
th... I love ToysRus'' Giraffe but I want a Rhino :)!
*********************** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, Okay we''ve all thunk it why not say it!
Oh Gee I don''t mean to complain my friends, but my granddaughter just pointed out that I have 42,80... Thinking about Christmas gifts?
******************* "And a riddle fit to drive one to an early grave: / If the oven then conventional or microwave? / ... / Then if I did use an oven for a laundry load /... Aurora borealis from the International Space Station
Anything scientific is purely coincidental...
Apologies to the Solar Lovers Club and Train... ;-) "Last night some stranger or another / Mistook my young friend for my brother / I see better living through chemistry / And a vegetarian diet" Good planets are hard to find, so let’s make the best of this one and make more love and less war. Spite of what you think from this poem, I don''t have insomnia and I do get enough sleep. This is just a fun poem playing with words and the sleep pro... Did you ever ask a question and then wished you hadn't, well this waiter did? I have to thank Budd for his poem about snow which prompted me to write this humorous one. Limerick about a local Atlanta favorite, (no not the Varsity or the Cheetah Club), co-written by me and my long-time friend, Karis Daniel. Also, we po... Working again, my space bar did not go away too far... The human brain/mind has evolved to be very creative/innovative. It also can be very delusional. Throughout history, delusional minds have caused unto... Here is a summary of the assorted emails that found their way into my spam box this morning. I seem to be very popular among the world’s most trusted ... Anybody around knew that the miners around the Rocky Mountains made the Coors Beer famous around 1873?
When you are thirst, far away from home, longin... |
