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I've often been told, " Always cover your Butt."
In t.v.and movies and real life...
'the look'. Contibution to Mr. Ed's Where's Andy Poetry Festival.
May the gods help us to find him and when we do, that the old english basilisk have a bout of go... Not that anyone missed me but having not put anything on the den in a while , thought I might allude to my absence. I live in the state of Florida and a recent survey proved what I've suspected all along. Florida is Number One in the United States at having the Wor... Old habits are hard to break...
[image: ecstatic intimacy] While dining out one evening the ambiance and culinary enjoyment my wife and I had anticipated was effectively overshadowed by the drama unfolding at ... The government prints money. They print lots of money; so much that it is commonly believed that roaring inflation is inevitable. Many people have bee... You can thank Cheshire''s "Blaster Bates" for this joke . . . but the telling is mine . . . and it really does scan if you read it correctly. Easy folks its just humor. No minorities, transgenders, religious zealots, political or social misfits were harmed during the writing of this poem I once knew a fellow,
who reminded me of myself.
He had a craving for the contents,
of the bottle on the shelf.
It filled him full of courage,
and tu... I have been buried lately with no time for my Den friends. Relief is in sight
Photo:My Mark Twain National Forest Back Deck Refuge While doing a little research on bug origins, I stumbled across an article written by David Miller way back in 1952. The article entitled, “The Insect... it may be humor, or may not be, I have no clue where these come from but read it anyway, what the hell, its free... If you ain''t see a Canadian Buzzard you ain''t see nuthin''
Our own buzzards can''t be more deranged than those cousins coming "illegally" from the n... I remembered years ago we had an electric can opener that sat on the counter. (is this a sign of dementia? help!) And that is what I was looking for... Connie and her husband Ross often play Contract 500 with Jennie and her husband Rege. It is a mistatement to say that recently, the men trounced the w... The scene is a Munich beer hall:
A Texan is downing a beer;
A fraulein whose garments bare all
Asks “Is okay if I sit here?”
The Texan looks her over... I love my Ed brothers, weird as their are, Christmas will be not the same without them.
What with one being a regular Noah and the other going high as... Lighten up folks this is just in fun…..no gays or lesbians were injured during the composition of these lyrics. To the Stephen Foster tune, “Oh Suzan... Hope you are all having a great day. Today I have enjoyed reading some wonderful writes. It has been nice to enjoy such wondrous works.
Hugs, Trish.... This is a real comedy challenge. My wife and I love the old TV comedy shows. But if there are any new ones we missed please feel free to let us know. ... Hey! don't blame me, I didn't attack my twisted brain lil'brother, and she and her "sisters" are the ones running away from the fight they ask for... Thanks to Jerry Bolton for the idea for this one...Check out his recent post, "First Time"... This is a true story. It happened at my friend's and my apartment after we got out of school for Medical Assisting. For the first time since 1953 the New Years day Rose Parade will be without the Anheuser-Busch Clydesdale float. A spokesman for AB, now foreign owned... I guess the object of this lesson is never think you know what bears won''t eat or drink as the case may be. Another poem on the evolution debate. In poonie form, of course Note: Not all dentists are ''dogs'':)!
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