Randy And Brandi Boa (poem) by Michael D. Schafer on AuthorsDen

Randy And Brandi Boa
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, April 2, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A reptile love story.
RANDY AND BRANDI BOA For Randy and Brandi Boa, It was love at first bite. They had a crush on each other, A bond that was strong and tight. They met at the Disco, On the night of the big Boa Ball. They danced the Constrictor, And then slithered to the Crawl. Randy loved watching Brandi, With her smooth serpentine moves. Brandi loved watching Randy, Mesmerized by his reptilian grooves. Whenever they were together, They always felt at ease. Giving new meaning to the word close, They were each other’s main squeeze. They made the perfect couple, Randy thought Brandi had class. Brandi thought just as highly of Randy, Saying he was no snake in the grass. Striking at the right time, They tied the knot and were wed. Even now, after all these years, They still like to cuddle and shed. The Boa’s are happy to share their secrets, For pure matrimonial bliss. They never go to bed hungry, And they always share a good night hiss. Michael D. Schafer © March 29, 2018

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on April 4, 2018

Then they rattled off and kissed with a forked tongue!I wonder, how many people can joke about snakes? This is an original one for possibly a new book called, "Slithering Hights" and I would be first online to buy it! This world needs MORE GOOD humor! You GOT it mate! Book it! John Michael

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Your creativity continually amazes me! And I can identify with this little ditty because it gives me memories of catching and keeping snakes in my youth.

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on April 3, 2018

I love it! Sssssssssssoooooooooosssssssssssssssssweeeet!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by David Thompson

Reviewed on April 2, 2018

If this isn�t my favorite you�ve written, then it definitely ranks in the top five. Lots of times I enjoy reading your poems to my wife, because it adds more to the humor to share it with another person. I must say that it was a joyful ride all the way to the finish, especially when you ended with �a good night hiss.� I believe, Michael, I could say something as simple as �the little round knot in the board,� and you could make a poem out of it. Great writing!

David

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Delightful and also original in thought. Thank you for sharing, Michael. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Hissssss, love the sound of that snake charmer. Oooooh , what a recipe for love and passion, eternal bliss with a kiss, Nicely done Michael.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Only you could come up with something like this. Unique of its kind. Excellent and enjoyed as always.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Not a darn thing wrong with their philosophic look on life.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

yay, another set of smiles