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Brand names are carefully chosen to help sell the product. Unfortunately, leaving these products open to word abuse. ;-)
Cell Phones: Because we re... "Sustained concentration is a learnable skill. It''s not something you''re born with; it''s something you develop through daily practice."
~Steve Sieb... ... One begat two begat three which begat more and more: ....
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman Humor at the expense of another, so much fun, till it is my turn & I am sure with the two I started with, I am about to be inundated in "roastEd" Hope you appreciate this bit of cell phone humor. Maybe one of these days I will calm down enough to write about voice mail. . .then see if I can get... If you're a PRUDE - Don't read this!
If you're PRUDENT - Ditto Kiddo!
If you're LEWD - YOU MIGHT SMILE!
If you're a DUDE - might take a While! DUH?... Another Intellectual Write By My Red Neck Alter Ego, Salley Sue Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson(1803-1882) U.S. poet, essa... Life is filled with conundrums and paradoxes. Best not let them get the best of us. But this is just fun with words, not me… ;-)
Donald Trump: "Do you want to have $100 million? Do it my way. Start with $30 million."
After 5 bankruptcies and 3 more donations from daddy, he'... cccccool in hhheeerrreee toooonnnight... I promised Jasmin a funny photo in response to his "Ice Rain" poem. Here it is:
Photo by Captain Van Throughout human history, viral plagues and pandemics kept the human population in check. But, during the twentieth century, advances in medicine have... My husband decided that there needed to be an Eduardo, so he went to the El Libro de los Eduardos. Sure enough, he was in there.
We actually looked ... Our Jasmin wrote a piece about things going wrong like that fellow Murphy said in 1949.
But he forgot to mention that it started way way back, long be... A bit of off handed humor to thank a friend for paying for another year of Authors Den, so you are all STUCK with me for at least another year...! ed Totally contrived to try and fit one of my favourite pictures!! Inspired by George! :)) K xx I wish it were humor that I could laugh at... A Country Song? A little bit of humor when I posted it way back in 2007… giving only a link that is dead now. So I am reposting it now and will fix th... You never know when I might just SNAP... take my bling and you are crap.. Say, you are in a hurry, your back aches and your legs refuse to go faster or they are going to make you to fall flat on your face....
You are almost ... Evidently we are never too old to fall to the temptations of peer pressure. I can still hear my mother''s voice saying, "If Everybody Else jumped off... I borrowed a few famous lines to make my point. Did you get the meaning? Time passes, and deals its cuckoo classes. |
