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Brand names are carefully chosen to help sell the product. Unfortunately, leaving these products open to word abuse. ;-)
Cell Phones: Because we re... Computtering"Sustained concentration is a learnable skill. It''s not something you''re born with; it''s something you develop through daily practice."
~Steve Sieb... Concentration is transitory... One begat two begat three which begat more and more: ....
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman ConfessionHumor at the expense of another, so much fun, till it is my turn & I am sure with the two I started with, I am about to be inundated in "roastEd" ConfuzzledHope you appreciate this bit of cell phone humor. Maybe one of these days I will calm down enough to write about voice mail. . .then see if I can get... Connecting Cells {or Not}If you're a PRUDE - Don't read this!
If you're PRUDENT - Ditto Kiddo!
If you're LEWD - YOU MIGHT SMILE!
If you're a DUDE - might take a While! DUH?... ConnotationsAnother Intellectual Write By My Red Neck Alter Ego, Salley Sue Constant SorruwLet me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson(1803-1882) U.S. poet, essa... Contradictions and UnderstatementsLife is filled with conundrums and paradoxes. Best not let them get the best of us. But this is just fun with words, not me… ;-)
ConundrumDonald Trump: "Do you want to have $100 million? Do it my way. Start with $30 million."
After 5 bankruptcies and 3 more donations from daddy, he'... Coo Coo for Coco Puffscccccool in hhheeerrreee toooonnnight... Cooler...I promised Jasmin a funny photo in response to his "Ice Rain" poem. Here it is:
Photo by Captain Van Coolwater RainciclesThroughout human history, viral plagues and pandemics kept the human population in check. But, during the twentieth century, advances in medicine have... Corona (Satire)My husband decided that there needed to be an Eduardo, so he went to the El Libro de los Eduardos. Sure enough, he was in there.
We actually looked ... Cousin Eduardo, from ‘Ed’spañaOur Jasmin wrote a piece about things going wrong like that fellow Murphy said in 1949.
But he forgot to mention that it started way way back, long be... Cowboy bluesA bit of off handed humor to thank a friend for paying for another year of Authors Den, so you are all STUCK with me for at least another year...! ed CrackedTotally contrived to try and fit one of my favourite pictures!! Inspired by George! :)) K xx Cradle RockerI wish it were humor that I could laugh at... Cramps..A Country Song? A little bit of humor when I posted it way back in 2007… giving only a link that is dead now. So I am reposting it now and will fix th... Cross-Dressing CowboyYou never know when I might just SNAP... take my bling and you are crap.. Crossing the LineSay, you are in a hurry, your back aches and your legs refuse to go faster or they are going to make you to fall flat on your face....
You are almost ... Crossing the streetEvidently we are never too old to fall to the temptations of peer pressure. I can still hear my mother''s voice saying, "If Everybody Else jumped off... CRUISING WITH A SMILEI borrowed a few famous lines to make my point. Did you get the meaning? Crumbling WallsTime passes, and deals its cuckoo classes. Cuckoo
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