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I love it when a simple calculation has such a happy result:
One liter of beer contains 20% of your daily requirements for fiber. That means if you c... Doing the Math #1Once again, more stuff you just cannot make up.
Dateline: Durham, England December 02, 2011
A local crematorium intends to install a turbine genera... Doing the Math #2Characters and situations v e r y loosely based on. . .''cet, ''cet. Ain'' got a cat, ain'' had a job that paid di--. . .er, much, in a long time. W... Don't Ask {by 'Avrige Joe'}Some authors use pseudonyms or nom de plumes. Some of those are difficult to deal with, like Prince''s unpronounceable symbol. I, unlike Mark Twain, h... Don't Call Me RonaldA friend recently had a run in with the boss. And we all know the golden rule. He who has the gold rules.
To the tune "I walk the line"
Photo:home.com... Don't Mess With The BossThis is lyrics to a song I wrote with the intention that it be played and sung to a bluegrass melody. I can hear it in my head but I don''t read or w... Don't Talk About Music"....they''ve pulled/a fast one and, like/Elvis, have left the building....."
Image of Karla Dorman, (c) 2006, Karla Dorman. :)
Did this Saturday. ... Double, Double, Toil and Trouble!From the trees come down the spiders, in tall grass you get the vipers, and around here you watch yourself because flying around on her broom is a Wit... Dr. Bonnie & the Ed BrothersI told you fools that deadbrain brothers of us help the Witch from the hole and now thanks to him she is everywhere, don''t say I didn''t warn you!
An... Dr. Bonnie ain't dead...! ! !Hello, my name is Alice and I have been with Dr. Bonnie for over 30 years and I can''t help asking...What in the world is Dr. Bonnie up to now. She h... Dr. Bonnie Disappears to Her LabWe don''t wanted to be involved in the fracas, but our lil''brother was mauled by a quack, and in this family no strange can come with a shovel, that ... Dr. Bonnie Grand FuneralDr. Bonnie realizes she must find a cure and is willing to try anything. Thank goodness she learned to work the computer and maybe through the intern... Dr. Bonnie Surfs the Internet for CureAny other Ed wanna jump in and attack poor Dr. Bonnie? Badly out numbered the dear sweet little old Doctor tries her best to survive this awful cruel... Dr. Bonnie’s Bond FireOh the trials and tribulations of Dr. Bonnie and Ed. Me thinks she thinks he''s kind of cute. What''s that saying about making strange bedfellows? Dr. Bonnie’s Demise
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