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Oh when I think of this I get a smile, for everyone disappeared like Houdini when they smelled this wonderful meal. Actually it might be horror, it is for those of us living here, but for you it might be humor... Last two poems before the Spanish suitcase very sadly gets put back into the loft, then. Just two "odds" and "ends"... guess this is the "odd"-one! ... My sense of humor I tapped into while
in high school... My apology to Kate Burnside for taking her perfectly marvelous poetic art form and doing this to it.
Three 5-7-5 side by side can be read individuall... AH - the INNOCENCE of Childhood!
Remember when we were: Lean, and Mean, and CLEAN?
THEN WE GROWED UP!
ALAS! POOR DORK! I KNEW HIM WELL!
Well, NOT... It seems I have no time as it is
and now, another hour will be taken away. Harrumpf!
If the music doesn’t start automatically, and you wish to hear... Don't have any sons, but it makes a nice rhyme.
NOTE TO SELF...no more of Kenny's homemade spaghetti before bedtime...;)
An actual dream I just awoke from... Da-da!! My grand finale to my Spanish holiday memoirs must, of course, be (an attempt at) humour... yes, in your dreams, Kate! Well, that being said... C what happens when I have nothing better to do with my time...
Can't keep it attached, it falls off so easily... This was such a precious memory for me, I couldn''t resist putting in a poem. I hope you enjoy reading it as I sure did writing it. This morning before I got out of bed, I realized that I had completely forgot my normal posting of my weekly poem on Friday. It's a routine that I've ... Achtung, achtung, blitzkrieg has started, say goodbye to the dearly departed. This is simply a fun poem, don't take it that serious. Of vindictive people, love''s con men, fatal attraction women, stalkers and viper''s tongues...we can be a victim of those, then again, no one stops u... A brilliantly amusing friend of mine once spent the better part of an hour, as we were all seated around a roaring fire at a ski lodge (waiting for th... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Poor, lonesome Andy had finally found his soulmate, a girl he knew he could love. The problem was, he couldn''... Friday evening we had a thunderstorm and the Internet connection dropped. When it came back, my eMac was corrupted and wouldn't connect. Am working wi... Lovers can give to each other so much, but nothing like an ecstasy shake now and then, again and again and again...just by calling...
The world still goes around the same theme no matter how many generations we add to the list.
Daddy's little girl will always be Daddy's little girl, ... Now EDvard Ole Brothers is feed up with Li'l Brother Jersey Ed trying to provoking a war and running with the tail between his legs to Kentucky or Pee... <bgsound src = ''http://www.grandpaschober.com/gudnite.mid''hidden loop=-1> I am reminded of a time, when drunk was my middle name... Satire: During a busy week of presidential resolutions, he ended the week by signing a proclamation like a good king would. A National Day of Politica... There is a significant gastronomical chasm between a Coney Island Hot Dog and your typical, or even atypical Chili Dog. A rare gem amongst clumps of c... Any resemblance to a uncertain Mr. Ed K is meant purposely...! ?...I NEVER lie, nor do I tell the truth...?
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