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This morning I wake up with a little devil bouncing in my head, no, no my lil''brother Jersey Devil Ed, although PeeWee will say it was, but I couldn'... Old Dick wrote a poem about a month ago addressing the conundrum men face when asked the age old question by their significant other, “Does this make ... More bizarre stuff you just can’t make up……40 year old James Salizar of Grand Junction Colorado needed to get to work last Wednesday so he hopped on a... Just unveiled at a recent aviation show the "Standing Skyrider" seat is touted a way for economy airlines to pack the rows even closer together, with ... Not necessarily funny, need some category to put it in...this is the closest... Never do I drive in this condition,
Hell, I can't even walk... For those who know how hot it can get in Texas. I was born and raised Catholic...but when I was old enough to make up my own mind...I gave up on organized religion...do I believe in God? Of course, ... Use your imagination and you might see a flying pink pig.
******** Illustrated HUMOROUS poem (illustrated with my copyrighted art) about eating in strange places.
******* Remember, this roast is in humor, dear Tinka & you can blame Ed K for the timeliness of this roast, as I was going to save you for later, but he was g... Poor Rod Blagojevich got a 14 year time out for his corruption conviction for trying to sell then Senator Obama''s seat after he was elected president... <bgsound src = ''http://members.tripod.com/~rosemck1/hey-good-lookin.mid''hidden loop=-1> A pre-existing mental condition covered under Obamacare. OMG - Ron is trying to kill me. I came home from being in Hamilton all day to find the picture at the link below in my email...designed for the story... Dark Humor for Mr. Ed who will appreciate this true story today from Tulare, California.
A 35 year old man has died from a stab wound to his left cal... The bane of corporate America
Photo:Community.tasteofhome.com Thanks, Jeanette, for the inspiration!
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman I haven't got a wooden legs but that mutt keeps trying, stubborn or just as mean as his "Daddy", but to be fair, as his only good uncle (PeeWee just m... No body, dog or otherwise did drown, just a fictional name for a non-fiction poem... A better choice is Rufuz,
Than anyone running this year,
With him you can have no fear,
As the government will supply the free beer... May not be humor, but not poetry either, what the hell do you do when you have no idea what category to use? Probably ought to be under Pets as well as humor, but Rufuz wanted it under humor, damn these new writers, think they can just tell us all how to do s... Hopefully the coming snow event is RUMOR rather than HUMOR... Sometimes I don't know why a poem was written, this is one of those times. Sorry to keep harping on the same subject matter, but for now what else can I write about...the weather be crazy round here... To check if Word is running: if Succeeded(GetActiveObject(CLASS_WordApplication, nil, Unknown)) then ShowMessage(''Word is running!'');
Suffice to say, today has been a KILLER driving day, both of traffic and terrible weather...e |
