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If you don't see the irony in this,
then it is my fault. Still trying to
write something funny and light. Don't you love when dead tired you are blessing the moment when your head hit the pillow and you can go to sleep until all the cows came home? I took this photo over Memorial Day weekend. It is pair of broken rubber bands that were functioning as an Ozark door closer. Helps to keep the bugs... Been so serious lately, thought I'd lighten up a bit... There... feel better already. ;-) These are just puns for fun. Don''t worry, there''s no test. Ahh - chooooooooooooo! :(
Yeah, yeah, I know: stupidest thing you ever read. But I have an excuse!! LOL
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There was a young man named Mike,
who had a great wife and nice bike.
His bike, she adored
and gossip soared,
that she liked it more than Mike.
After a two-day bout with transferring files from two computers to a new one and getting all the settings and backup drives all working, finding that ... Found an old picture on my Puter,
is it masculine, or only Neuter?
Mirror, mirror, on the Wall,
have I Guts - or only Gall?
A THONG FOR YOU!
Imagination, the picture of gold nuggets drive the miners up the creek, or an indian brave to search for the love of two different woman that only cou... Well, everybody scattered and go respectable, PeeWee a cave eremite sipping champagne, Yer-Say back in his swamp, Walt and Andy unspeakable as ever wi... After the last Ed Jersey Devil Matlack squealing about the family baths, which he certainly don''t take none, no way, no how, no goona do...it is time... Sometimes things just don''t turn out the way they are planned. Tho't it was time to lighten up. This was a kick to write. Spam is infuriating, but. . .better to laugh than cry? :_{ :() :() :()
My apologies dear readers, but you must be made to understand, BUG is a thing of the past, the Better BUG Bureau has uncovered things most dangerous t... CARMINE “SLICK” PATCH
Newark,NJ
"Put some heavy things in your
trunk to improve your car's traction
in snow. For convenience and
density, you can't... Another humorous Christmas poem :)!
ho ho ho and Merry Christmas!
*********************** Neglected, desperate housewives of the lily pad rebel!
************* My connection is slow,
I am not all herein aglow,
My postings could go out faster,
Maybe, if I were to get on the line and blow... Computers are a pain in the a**... He really is a very nice Pussy, really!!
My best friend's aunt bought a Smart car. Littlest thing I've ever seen!
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman Shirley Smart Britches are somewhere down the road :)!
******************** Just a little thought while museing - Infecteous smiles, better than tablets. After last week''s near catastrophe I got our spa working, complete with "special" aroma therapy. Might have been nice hanging out in the garden, I beg your pardon! |
