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Was thinking of Prince's Erotic City and thought I'd write this little ditty. I'm quite familiar with the subject matter. Speedle and Spuddle are battling it out for 'undecided' voters--political humor.
******************* "I versify the truth, not poetize." --Donne.
Illustration: Acrobat by Marc Chagall
Am trying herein to work my way back to normal...have to just write something funny and I feel better already... I''ve been buried under a steaming heap of work for the past 10 days or so. The price of a little time off.
Now you know me, I try not to be too hard... Just a little musing about our twice annual messing with time.
This is JJ. We adopted her on Wednesday from her kind hearted foster parents. She was the ward of a county shelter in central Missouri. She and her si... Each year our peach tree is pilfered by the local squirrel union. This year we got exactly one peach for ourselves. One. We’ve always suspected our do... I know its kinda crazy, but I could not resist this when I saw the picture...;) St George was a knight in armour
With an eye for a royal daughter
A dragon would have eaten her
But brave George stopped the slaughter
He quelled the ... I am trusting in heaven's sense of humor and tolerance for word play, with this poem I wrote a few years back. Happy St. Paddy's Day in advance to all... Don't move...relax...enjoy the breeze and smell that "farm" smell from the barn..... While daddy does take yet another nap,
I get to write, he will never know unless you open your trap,
Very few have I ever at snapped,
So you do not ha... ...if this be humor, then humor be a pile of crap, at least a pound... If you check out nothing else of mine, I think this might be quite funny, hope you find it that way as well...ed Santa has found his new home,
No more must he from cold to warm roam... I haven’t written a nonsense poem for some time. It’s nice to see what readers interpret it to be. |
