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This is simply nonsense. I wondered how many words I could think of that rhymed with my name and how I could use them to make a flowing poem. It is ... The Wind BlewDaddy called me from North Central Ohio. His words: "Ohio is closed." They have a foot and a half of snow, and it was still coming down. He said t... The Winter That Wouldn't Die !!I started this story a few years ago, but never got past the title and first line.
Last night I decided to go with the flow.
This is the result!
Could... There's A Pig On My PorchYOU are not going to believe this one! I''m a bad, bad girl. AND I have no idea where this one came from...but I think I will now admit myself so th... There’s a Fire in My FurnaceThis was written as I listened to the song "These are a few of my favorite things" from the movie "Sound Of Music"
I thought I would play with the "t... These Are A Few Of My Childhood ThingsOn September 2, 2009 the City Council of Honolulu Hawaii attempted to enact an ordinance to fine "smelly" people riding the city bus system $500.
The ... Thinkin' About Stinkin'Most of us learn, from birth that we have to be good to go to heaven; but how good do we need to be before we live in the heavens? Thinking about SpaceMy head is stuck on this hat thing, forgive me! Part two of "What''s In A Hat?" This And ThatTo the reader. It is said that: Fish - gotta swim, & Birds - gotta fly. Realizing that I , myself understands that I''m just a human being living on... This Bugs - Me! (i.e. of my temple)Don''t knock it until you try it. Not to be taken that serious, ok! This Joy I HaveYeah, yeah, I know: be careful what you wish for. LOL A chance of severe Sunday through Wednesday. Just as long as it doesn''t get too bad ... I''... This Wasn't in the Forecast ...Put on this earth to make you laugh, to put a smile on your lips, oh my goodness he certainly is a trip... This WriterA Modern Fable
Photo:123rf.com ThornyToo many people coming out the woods like hungry wolf looking for fight or stampeding in terror when see horny braves coming with sharp tomahawk and f... Three Braves Named EdThe illustration are by courtesy of Jersey Ed, Chicago Ed or both, being the oldest Ed I don't give a damn!
Be quiete children!!!!! Three Brothers Ed FeudPhotograph of Edvard (A.K.A. Georg Mateos)
Doesn''t this elf bear resemblance? LOL!
Official Tolkien Linguistic References to Elf Sex.
"Among all... Three Ed's Are Dead!God bless my brothers Ed Jersey Devil and Ed PeeWee, without them our Mom won't be having that skyhigh blood pressure (according to PeeWee we were up ... Three legs Rufuz in need...Wrote this one before the British attacked us with oil in the waters! Which gonna teach you that foreigners are around us to no good.
It is time to go... Three Musketeers EdHybridizing the flash-fiction and haibun forms …
One storm had finally passed. It seemed another was about to begin.
through an open window...Thanks to Ted S & Diane M, I came up with this word play of sorts...
(this is trying to be humorous, if I offend with regards street people, I don't... Throw Shoes, U Lose...Dedicated to my last job, for which I am very glad to be gone from. Throwing A Fit
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