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After highs in the 60s, Winter returns with screaming winds and falling temperatures.
Image (c) 2008, Karla Dorman Winter's MouthNo snow here, but it''s snowing back home in Ohio ... wishful thinking, I guess. =]
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman Winter.ColdActually, it''s not bad out. 46 degrees, currently. Stiff north winds.
But I remember winter from my youth in Ohio ... that just seemed to last for... WinterKu: All Season. Looong ...This is just a light-hearted poem about a man who doesn't exist. A man like one of my favorite comedians, Robin Williams Witty Walter SuThis one is in response of our Bonnie May poem "Forgive us Fee" and be sure all of you gals that the brothers Ed will find ways to protect our little ... Woman, am driving, shut up !!!Laying in guest room bed (so as not to keep my working wife awake) under a mountain of blankets, with a mountain of used kleenex beside the bed, and h... Won't You Baby MeI have heard of the old woman in the shoe...but wooden you? Wooden youOnly twice a year do I clean my Jeep,
The tires, the wheels, the interior I do keep,
Eveytime I seem to do so,
Attracts the rain or the snow... Wouldn't ya just know it...?Her little four cylinder Jeep,
She really does treat her quite cheap,
No baths, nor waxing, nor even a hosing off,
She says Jeeps are supposed to be d... Wrangler, in honor of Rene'...
I sit before an open Word Document page.
It stares at me with such incredulous rage
It fills my thoughts with its impotent yells and screams.
It pro... Writer's CrampHaving recently encountered more literary elitism, I''ve decided to re-post this tongue in cheek riposte. Writers BlockJust plain old word fun!!!! Hope you enjoy all my wonderful den friends! Wrought With Wit
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