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Have You Ever Wondered?
2/8/2010 11:28:00 PM

Have you ever lain awake at night and pondered those deep though-provoking questions for which you will probably never find the answer?
For example, when I click on the "Page Stats" for this Web page, it shows me the number of hits by "Live Visitors." Hmm, therefore, I have to wonder, how many hits is my Web page getting from "non-live visitors," meaning those who are dead?

I also wonder about those ads law offices run on television, you know the ones, those where some lawyer dressed in a thousand-dollar suit wants you to contact his law offices if you took a certain drug and experienced various nasty side effects. The list of side effects is quite lengthy and includes such maladies as heart attacks, seizures, abdominal bleeding, loss of vision, loss of extremities, loss of hearing, and--death. Yes, the ads say, "If you or a loved one have taken this drug and experienced one of these side effects or died, contact our law offices today, for you may be entitled to a nice settlement."

"Wait just a doggone minute," I think. "If I'm dead, how on earth am I supposed to contact your offices? Moreover, if I'm dead, just what in the heck am I gonna do with a settlement, nice or otherwise?"

And on that note, I'm going to bed. More on this topic at a later date since it's now 2:00 in the morning here in the murky, flat, alligator-infested swamps of South Louisiana. Besides, I need to go check the page stats again and see how many "Live Visitors" have visited this Web page since I started this blog entry.

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More Blogs by Carol Culver Rzadkiewicz
• Have You Ever Wondered? - Monday, February 8, 2010
• Students Write the Darnedest Things - Thursday, December 17, 2009
• Random Brain Droppings - Saturday, November 7, 2009
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• Levy "Sin" Taxes on Actual Sins - Thursday, May 14, 2009
• What's New in My World? - Sunday, April 5, 2009
• To Blog or Not to Blog? - Sunday, March 8, 2009
• New Year's Predictions for 2009 - Thursday, January 1, 2009
• Christmas 2008 - Saturday, December 27, 2008
• What I Learn from the Newspaper - Thursday, December 11, 2008
• Totally Inane Messages - Monday, December 1, 2008
• Is America a "Civilized" Nation - Saturday, November 29, 2008
• What Thanksgiving Means - Wednesday, November 26, 2008
• Autumn, Sarah Palin, & Cultural Literacy - Sunday, November 9, 2008
• Thank You, America - Tuesday, November 4, 2008
• The Perfect Husband - Friday, October 24, 2008
• Sarah Who? - Monday, October 6, 2008
• Rats Abandoning a Sinking Ship - Friday, September 26, 2008
• Why Do So Many Students Detest Reading? - Monday, September 22, 2008
• What's in a Name? - Saturday, September 13, 2008
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• Mr. Fix It -- Not My Husband - Saturday, July 26, 2008
• Pour Me Another Cup of Coffee - Sunday, July 20, 2008
• Southern Cooking - Friday, July 18, 2008
• The Value of Human Life - Friday, July 11, 2008
• Running on Empty - Sunday, July 6, 2008
• A Question of Respect - Friday, July 4, 2008
• Monkey See, Monkey Do - Thursday, July 3, 2008
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• Do You Believe in Bad Luck? - Thursday, June 26, 2008
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• Are Some People Really That Dumb? - Monday, June 16, 2008
• An Appalling State of Affairs - Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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• Living in Fear - Friday, June 6, 2008
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• The Three Perfect Foods - Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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• Slaughter of the Innocents - Thursday, February 14, 2008
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• Election Day - Saturday, February 9, 2008
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