I spend many weekends, and some weekdays, at art/craft shows, festivals, and farm markets, and even grocery stores (the Authors in Grocery Stores Program) selling and autographing my books. I enjoy meeting and talking to people, even if they don’t purchase a book. Besides the sales, I have a constant parade of “potential characters” for stories as I ponder the possibilities of peoples’ lives, especially those who ignore me. (That’s okay; I sometimes ignore people at a busy intersection begging for money.)

I am also intrigued by the excuses some folks give for not buying a book. Here are examples of what people say when they think they are sparing my feelings:

I might be back later.

I’ll catch you on the way out.

Will you be here tomorrow?

My wife/husband/other family member has my wallet/checkbook/credit card.

Do you have a business card? (which I always do)

I’ll check out your website. (by the stats on my site after an event, many do)

Can I get that as an e-book? (some titles)

I’ll think about it.

I’m in a hurry. (I get that.)

I’ll have to go home and come back with my son/daughter/other family member to meet you.

I’ll keep that in mind.

I’ve got too many books to read right now.

I’ve got to find my husband/wife/other family member.

I’ve got somebody waiting.

My eyes are tired today.

I could write a book …

I would be happy to have people simply say, “No, thank you.” Writers handle rejection all the time. Sometimes it reminds me of the Simon and Garfunkel song, “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.”

But there are also times when people really do come back “later” and purchase a book. It’s always a delightful surprise.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!