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Fifi's Thoughts 6/16/2007 9:58:39 AM
I vant to see Good movies in ze New Millenium and is 25 the new 15? To ze Movie Gods I vant to see or act in Good Movies made in ze New Millenium or Double Os or ze Knot Decade or vatever we call zis decade. I don't vant to see or act in movies where zere is 'toilet humor' or ver ze man and voman are naked in bed all ze time or vere everyone is saying a dirty word every few seconds or vere every movie today iz called Stupid Movie 10 or No Plot Movie 5. Please Movie Gods I vant to see movies like you used to make zem back in ze old days vere people never cursed and had great personalities and zer vas actually a great story in ze movie.
Fifi Garbo Larouche or is it Fifi Gabor Larouche
I love playing a European. I mean I do have French/German Ancestry and I am quite proud of it. I mean you all know I love singing the French National Anthem and if you don't like me singing it well that's too bad.
It just never stops. I'm sorry but Fantastic Four 2 or 3 or whatever should be called Fantastically Stupid 4. Fantastic 4 was so bad that no one would notice Jessica Alba being a blonde. Fantastic 4 was so bad I actaually thought that Grizzly Bear was made out of plastic or software and not real. Maybe it was. Fantastic 4 was so bad it would have had a better plot if everyone in the movie and not just Jessica "Sue Storm" had the power to turn invisible. I mean watching an empty screen or paint dry would have been just as entertaining to me. Fantastic 4 was so bad you wanted to get on that Silver Surfer's surfboard and just fly as far away from the theater as you possbily could. There was one entertaining scene when I believed Mr Chewing Gum or was it Mr Blowtorch asked the Thing made out of plastic to look like Rocks if after an intimate night with his lady friend could he make a mistake and cause a 'rockslide." Well needless to say the Thing got pretty mad.
You know how old people like to say 50 is the new 40 or 70 is the new 60? Well you people agree that 25 is the new 15? I mean I'm nearly 25 and I look and naybe act like I'm still 15. I mean I'm being cast for all these dumb silly no plot teenage movies and older people like to call people in their teens and twenties today Gen Xers. It seems like a lot of my peer group in additon to myself care to marry and have kids till well into their thirties. Marcus who's not to far off from that big 50 says he feels and look like he's still 25 or more like 35 right Marcus? I just can't being 50 or even 40. What will I do when my face gets so wrinkled up?
More 40th anniversary Summer of Love Trivia for all you retro people (like me who was too young to remember the SUMMER OF 87) and baby boomers out there. Top movies back in 67 were Heat of the Night, The Graduate, Bonnie and Clyde and Cool Hand Luke. Today we have hmmm and what? Top TV shows in 67 were Gomer Pyle, Bonanza, Andy Griffith, Gunsmoke, and Rowan and Martin's Laugh IN. I would have loved to have been a young actress back in the 60s. Today we have dumb and corny reality show, Mediocre Amateur Idol contest, silly dancing contests? Top pop groups or singers back in 67. The Beatles (The Greatest), The Rolling Stones, Tom Jones, Petulia Clark, The Supremes, Glen Campbell, Johnny Cash, The Doors, The Mommas and the Poppas, The 5th Dimension and on and on and on. Today we have mmmm? and what? I definitely need to hum a few tunes and use my college glee club experience if I can't make it as actress. I know I can be just as good as any singer today
A few more crazy great retro songs from the past. Respect Yourself by the Staple Sisters and Saturday in the Park by Chicago.
Finally its time that they have support groups for occupations, you know Marcus you need to join teachers support group for teachers who teach in the inner city. Maybe they should call it COMBAT ZONE. And there definitely needs to be a support group for struggling waiters and waitresses who want to make it in Hollywood. We would tell each other our audition horror stories. I defintely could be the leader of that support group as I have strong leadership qualities. Way way more than enough thoughts for now, look how much time I've wasted. By the way you can read more about me at my new site,
