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FIFI'S THOUGHTS 5/19/2009 10:03:58 PM
"EUREKA I'VE GOT IT" YELLS OUT THE CEREBRAL PERSON ON TOP OF THE....................... I'VE TOLD YOU IN AN EARLIER BLOG ABOUT THE THINKING STYLES OF CEREBRAL BRAINED AND LIMBIC BRAINED TYPE PEOPLE...........
CEREBRAL PEOPLE ARE GENERALLY HEAVY THINKERS WHILE LIMBIC PEOPLE ARE HEAVY DOERS
CEREBRAL PEOPLE LOVE BEING INSIDE A LIBRARY WHILE LIMBIC PEOPLE LOVE BEING INSIDE A GYM..................
CEREBRAL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND GAUSSSIAN EUCLIDIAN MATHEMATICS BUT HAS NO IDEA WHAT GOING OUT ON A ROMANTIC DATE IS LIKE.........
LIMBIC PEOPLE LOVE BEING THE HIT OF A PARTY BUT WHEN SHOWN A BOOK TELLS THE PERSON WHO GAVE THE BOOK "WHAT A STRANGE LOOKING PAPERWEIGHT?"
YOU REMEMBER COACH SID CAESAR SHOWING YOUNG TOUGH JOHN TRAVOLTA ALL THOSE DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS HE COULD PARTICIPATE IN IN 'GREASE' AND HE WAS INDIFFERENT TO ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR TRACK? WELL LET'S LOOK AT THE OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM AND SAY THE HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR WHO WANTS TO MOTIVATE A LIMBIC PERSON TO LEARN WOULD TAKE HIM TO THE LIBRARY AND INTRODUCE HIM TO BOOKS IN PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY, HISTORY, TRIGONOMETRY, ENGLISH LITERATURE.............AND HE WOULD RATHER THROW THOSE BOOKS FRISBEE LIKE TO HIS JOCK BUDDIES THAN READ THEM.............
A CEREBRAL PERSON WOULD RATHER STAY AT HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AND WATCH THE 'NAT GEO' 4 HOUR SPECIAL ON THE FASCINATING LIFE OF A CATEPILLAR THAN SAY GO TO A PARTY.................
AS A MATTER OF FACT SOME REAL CEREBRAL PEOPLE PROBABLY ENJOY READING LITERATURE OR SOME BORING TEDIOUS LEGAL BRIEF OR DIAGNOSING SOME COMPLICATED ENGINEERING OR SOFTWARE PROBLEM WHILE SITTING ON THEIR TOILET SEAT............THAN GO TO A PARTY.........................
YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GREAT INVENTIONS, LEGAL CASES, SCREENPLAYS, NOVELS, WONDER DRUGS.......CAME OUT OF PEOPLE'S CEREBRAL CORTEXES WHILE THEY WERE SITTING ON TOILET SEATS............I BET QUITE A FEW...........EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK..........EUREKA I'VE GOT IT..........................................
OMIGOSH SOME WEALTHY CEREBRAL PEOPLE PAY THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS GOING ON AN EXPENSIVE CRUISE OR AN EXPENSIVE SKI TRIP AND THEY STILL WOULD RATHER AND WATCH...........'THAT CATEPILLAR MARATHON....OR READ THAT BEST SELLING 10000 PAGE NOVEL........'LORD OF THE BORING THINGS'.................
YOU MUST LEARN TO TRY 'BUNGIE JUMPING' OR 'RIVER RAFTING' OR RIDING A 'DIRTBIKE' OR EVEN A BICYCLE OR GO OUT ON A BLIND DATE AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE MY GOOD CEREBRAL FRIENDS...........................................'
YOU MUST LEARN TO STAY HOME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT AND WATCH A MOVIE OR SURF ON THE NET (I MEAN EDUCATIONAL SURFING NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES) OR SEE WHAT THE INSIDE OF A LIBRARY LOOKS LIKE OR AT LEAST READ A COMIC BOOK AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE MY GOOD LIMBIC FRIENDS............................'
"I AM A BIT STRANGE............' JUST LIKE THOSE DOORS ONCE SANG.................................BUT IT'S MY ECCENTRICITY THAT'S GONNA HELP ME CONQUER HOLLYWOOD..............
OMIGOSH I'M A GEN Y GIRL BUT I AM A BIT BEHIND MY PEERS AT DOING ALL THE GEEKY TECHY STUFF THAT GEN YERS ARE ALL DOING..........I JUST LISTENED TO MY FIRST IPOD........AND MY 5 BRAINS ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.........................
