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FIFI'S QUICK THOUGHTS 12/18/2008 6:20:36 PM
POOR HELLOS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING IN LA AND IF YOU HAVE A MORTGAGE YOU NEED TO REFI I'M BUSY I'M DOING ALL KINDS OF CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IN SO JUST SOME 'QUICK ONES' TODAY
HELLOS AND ALOCKI WENT TO A MOVIE THEATER ON SUNSET LAST WEEK AND WELL.......HELLOS......HE'S GOT LIKE A 200 PLUS IQ BUT THE PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE WITH IQS LIKE IS THAT THEY TEND TO BE SO DARN FORGETFUL. THEY USE TOO MUCH OF THEIR LEFT BRAIN AND ARE THINKING OF SOLVING NUCLEAR PHYSICS PROBLEMS OR GENETICS PROBLEMS OR WHATEVER. I MEAN HELLOS IS A REAL SMART SCIENTIST FROM THE PLANET ZATORIS BUT HE NEEDS TO REALIZE HE'S LIVING ON EARTH.....HE'S LIVING IN LA AND IT'S THE 'DOUBLE OS'......
TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT HELLOS AND ALOCKI BOUGHT SOME XMAS GIFTS AT A LOCAL BORDERS AND THEN WENT TO THE THEATER TO WATCH THE MOVIE......I BELIEVE IT WAS NIXON/FROST.
AAAAAANNNNNNYWAAAAAYS HELLOS PUTS THE BAG FULL OF GIFTS UNDER HIS SEAT AND WHEN THE MOVIE IS ORDER WELL.......YOU KNOW THE REST....HELLOS WAS PROBABLY ENTHRALLED BY LANGELLA'S PERFORMANCE OR THINKING ABOUT THE 'HUMAN GENOME' AND I'M SURPRISED ALOCKI DIDN'T REALIZE HELLOS FORGOT ABOUT LEAVING THE BAG UNDER HIS SEAT WHEN THEY LEFT.
SOOOOOOOO ABOUT AN HOUR LATER AFTER THEY GET HOME TO THEIR HOUSE IN SIERRA MADRE HELLOS SLAPS HIS HANDS TO HIS LARGE FOREHEAD AND TELLS ALOKI HE FORGOT THE BAG. THEY GO BACK THE NEXT DAY AND ASK THE THEATER MANAGER DID ANY MISSING BAG SHOW UP IN LOST AND FOUND AND..... WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER IS. AROUND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF GIFTS....POOOOOOF JUST LIKE THAT......OF COURSE DID THE PEOPLE WHO CLEANED THE THEATER FIND ANYTHING AND OF COURSE THE ANSWER IS NO...LATER ON I CONSOLED HELLOS WHO SURPISINGLY WAS NOT TOO UPSET,THESE ALIENS ARE JUST SO LOW KEY, SAYING HE WAS JUST CARELESS BUT IF IT WERE ME I WOULD BE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH EVERY ONE OF THOSE 'CLEANING PEOPLE,' I DON'T CARE IF I TALKED TO THEM AT 3 AM, I WOULD BE FILING POLICE REPORTS WITH EVERY LAPD DIVISION AROUND SUNSET, I FIND IT AMAZING THAT ANY OF THOSE CLEANING PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT BAG WAS JUST FULL OF TRASH AND JUST TOSSSED IT AWAY. THEY OR PERHAPS IT WAS THE CUSTOMERS AND THEIR KIDS ARE HAVING A NICE CHRISTMAS PLAYING WITH STOLEN GOODIES WHILE HELLOS HAS TO SHELL OUT AN EXTRA 200 BUCKS FOR XMAS GOODIES. BUT KARMA WILL GET THOSE PEOPLE. THE LORD KNOWS ABOUT THEM. THE 'GUIDES' KNOW ABOUT THEM. THE LOWER LEVELS OF THE 'ASTRAL REALM' WILL BE OPEN TO THEM WHEN THE TIME COMES. I JUST TOLD HELLOS....HELLOS YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL.....THIS IS LA...THIS IS THE STATES...THIS IS NOT ZATORIS OR EVEN TOKYO....YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL...THERE ARE A FEW DECENT HONEST PEOPLE BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE IF THEY SEE GIFTS JUST SITTING THERE BEGGING TO BE STOLEN WELL..........
I ALSO WANT TO TELL YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORTGAGES THE FED IS LOWERING RATES LIKE CRAZY AND YOU NEED TO REFINANCE YOUR LOANS. YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY EXTRA MONEY ELSEWHERE. YOUR BOSS AIN'T GONNA GIVE YOU A RAISE. A GENIE IS NOT GONNA COME OUT OF NOWHERE IN THIS TOUGH ECONOMY AND SOLVE YOUR FINANCIAL PROBLEMS. WALL STREET IS CRASHING. SO REINANCING GIVES YOU A FEW EXTRA BUCKS IN THE KITTY. YOU KNOW I'M GIVING YOU PEOPLE TIPS AND THAT'S FLIFI'S JOB BUT SHE'S ON VACATION, EVEN FAIRY TALE FIGURES NEED TO TAKE A BREAK ONCE IN A WHILE.
ALRIGHT BACK TO XMAS SHOPPING AND YOU CROOKS OUT THERE BETTER BE AWARE ABOUT TRYING TO STEAL ANY GIFTS I BUY. BOTH MY HANDS ARE STUCK TO MY XMAS PRESENTS AND IF I GO WATCH A MOVIE THE BAG 'WILL SIT ON MY LAP.' MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW.
