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Flifi's Tips 12/23/2008 1:41:35 AM
I know your thinking about Christmas but you also need to start thinking about those New Years resoltuions
REMEMBER KEEP YOUR WEIGHT DOWN KEEP YOUR DEBTS DOWN YOUR WEIGHT AND YOUR DEBT. DON'T THEY KIND OF LIKE GO TOGETHER? YOU GET LAZY AND START EATING MORE AND DON'T FEEL LIKE EXERCISING, WELL YOU GAIN WEIGHT. YOU GET LAZY WITH YOUR MONEY, START SPENDING IT ON FRIVILOUS THINGS, WELL THE DEBT STARTS PILING UP ON THE CREDIT CARDS OR THE HOME EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT.
DEBT CONTROL AND WEIGHT CONTROL BOTH REQUIRE SACRIFICE, HARD WORK, AND CONCENTRATION. DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN THE POOR HOUSE THIS CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY WITH THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS. HAVE A CHRITMAS BUDGET FOR ALL THE GIFTS YOU PLAN TO BUY AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN YOUR CREDIT CARD OFF NEXT MONTH. YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE A LARGE BALANCE ON YOUR CREDIT CARD WITH THE OUTRAGEOUS INTEREST RATES THEY CHARGE.
VICE VERSA TRY NOT TO OVEREAT DURING THESE HOLIDAYS AND GAIN A FEW INCHES ON YOUR WAIST OR REAR END. EXERCISE EXERCISE EXERCISE LIKE FIFI SAYS DO THOSE 1000 JUMPING JACKS EVERYDAY. YOU PEOPLE WHO LIVE OUT IN THE SNOW WELL PLAYING IN THE SNOW IS GREAT EXERCISE WHILE YOU PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN WARM CLIMATE PLACES WELL YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE A NICE LONG WALK. FINALLY WHEN YOU EXERCISE YOU'RE NOT SPENDING MONEY AND YOU'RE NOT EATING SO SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN THAT GYM IS GREAT FOR YOUR WEIGHT AND DEBT CONTROL.
I JUST FLEW INTO A 99 CENT STORE LAST NIGHT AND COULD NOT BELIEVE THE HIGH QUALITY ITEMS I SAW THAT ARE TWO OR THREE TIMES CHEAPER THAN WHAT YOU WOULD PAY FOR THEM AT A REGULAR SUPERMARKET OR DRUGSTORE. PLEASE GO TO THE DOLLAR OR 99 CENT DISCOUNT STORES TO KEEP YOUR BUDGET UNDER CONTROL. YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU CAN SAVE.
IF YOU PEOPLE ARE GIVING TO CHARITIES WELL THIS IS THE LAST FEW DAYS TO DO SO FOR TAX PURPOSES. WHAT BETTER CHRISTMAS OR HOLIDAY PRESENT THAN EITHER MONEY CONTRIBUTIONS OR CLEANING THAT ATTIC OUT OF ALL YOUR EXTRA STUFF TO GIVE TO SAY THE GOODWILL? THERE ARE A LOT OF DOWN AND OUT PEOPLE DURING THESE TOUGH TIMES WHO NEED YOUR HELP.
I JUST READ ON THE DAILY RAG THE OUTRAGEOUS SALARIES SOME OF THESE CEOS OF THESE BAILED AUTO COMPANIES AND BANKS ARE MAKING. I JUST FEEL LIKE STINGING ALL THESE HIGHLY COMPENSATED PEOPLE WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES AND NOT THEIR EMPLOYEES. THAT'S WHY THERE COMPANIES ARE GOING OUT OF BUSINESS. ONE GUY PAID LIKE SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND A YEAR JUST TO VISIT HIS FAMILY IN A PRIVATE JET FROM THE CORPORATE OFFICE..............
FIFI'S RIGHT. A LOT OF CELEBRETIES AND RICH AND FAMOUS PEOPLE TODAY ARE PEOPLE WITH MEDIOCRE TALENT WHO JUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF LUCK AND A LOT OF BREAKS AND WHO HAPPEN TO KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE. JUST LIKE I GET TIRED OF READING ABOUT AN OVERPAID CEO, I GET TIRED OF READING OR HEARING ABOUT SOME MEDIOCRE ENTERTAINER OR ATHLETE GETTING A HUGE SALARY. MEANWHILE THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE GETS LONGER AND LONGER. ALL THESE BIG SHOTS NEED TO DONATE A LARGE PART OF THEIR UNDERSERVED SALARIES TO CHARITIES TO HELP THE NEEDY.
I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT KIND OF GARBAGE PEOPLE PUT INTO THEIR COLONS. YOU PEOPLE REALIZE YOU HAVE ONE COLON. ALL THAT UNPROCESSED MEAT......ALL THAT FRIED FOOD......ALL THAT FATTY FOOD........
CAN YOU THINK OF ANY OTHER FAIRY WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR COLON.......?
MY GOD THE MOVIES TODAY ARE SO HORRIBLE. I FLEW INTO A LOCAL VIDEO STORE TONIGHT AND IT LITERALLY TOOK ME AN HOUR TO FIND A DVD THAT I REALLY LIKED. YOU PEOPLE CAN GET GOOD EXERCISE WALKING AROUND A VIDEO STORE TRYING TO FIND A GOOD DVD.
AT LEAST MOST OF THE FILMS SHOWN IN THE THEATERS BECAUSE IT'S DECEMBER ARE DECENT. I RECCOMMEND DOUBT, NIXON/FROST, MILK, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE, THE WRESTLER AND GRAN TORINO. A REALLY REALLY GREAT FOREIGN SLEEPER IS AN INDIAN BOLLYWOOD MOVIE CALLED RAB NE BANA DI JODI (A MATCH MADE BY GOD). DON'T GET TURNED OFF BY THE FUNNY NAME. THIS MOVIE IS BETTER THAN 99% OF AMERICAN MOVIES. JUST A GREAT MUSICAL ABOUT A REAL FUNNY GUY WHO DOES LIKE A JEKYL AND HYDE THING TO GET HIS ARRANGED BRIDE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM.
I'M SORRY BUT WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE PAGANS AND NONCHRISTIANS WHO HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND XMAS CHEER. THEY NEED TO PLAY YULE SONGS AND WINTER SOLSTICE SONGS AND OTHER RELIGIOUS SONGS THIS TIME OF YEAR TOO.......
FIFI'S GONE TO DES MOINES AND WILL HAVE A NICE XMAS STORY COMING UP......OK I'M FLYING OFF TO THE ALTERNATE EARTH TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS WITH MY FRIENDS....HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL...........
