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DIARY OF A MAD GEN Y GIRL 4/19/2009 9:49:50 AM
GEN YERS HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING, THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL A BIT MAD. I MEAN ANY YOUNG PERSON GROWING UP IN THE LATE 20TH AND 21ST CENTURIES AND SEEN IN REAL LIFE OR ON TV OR EXPERIENCED WHAT WE, OUR PARENTS, AND GRANDPARENTS HAVE THESE LAST 100 YEARS HAS TO BE A BIT MAD, WOULDN'T YOU AGREE?
ALLRIGHT YOU PEOPLE YOU PEOPLE EEEEEEEK EEEEEEEK I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME, YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER, FIFI LAROUCHE, IN QUITE A WHILE. WELL I'VE BEEN SO BUSY SO BUSY....I'M MEAN I'M TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY SO EXCITED ABOUT THE BIG LA TIMES FESTIVAL OF BOOKS THING COMING UP AT UCLA THIS WEEKEND. I WILL BE YES I TRULY THIS TIME WILL BE THERE IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD WITH GOOD OLD MARCUS AND FELLOW SUMMERTIME AUTHOR SHIRLEY WOODS PROMOTING MY BOOK AND HER BOOK.... I WILL BE READING MY SILLY POEMS. I WILL BE MENTIONING SOME THOUGHTS. I WILL BE ENERTAINING YOU ALL AT THE AUTHORS DEN TENT NO 127 AT 1 PM SAT 4/25 AND 3 PM SUN 4/25. SO COME COME WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO THIS WEEKEND? WALK YOUR FAVORITE PET BOA CONSTRICTOR?
NOW YOU PEOPLE SEE I'VE CHANGED MY TITLE FROM 'THOUGHTS' TO DIARY OF A MAD GEN Y GIRL......I MEAN I THINK IT'S A BIT MORE CATCHY AND KINDA REPRESENTS ME MORE BUT SOMETIMES I'LL CALL MY TITLE 'THOUGHTS' LIKE USUAL....
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER QUICK SILLY POEM TO WAKE YOU PEOPLE UP? I'LL BE READING A LOT OF THESE AT UCLA
A LITTLE BABY WHO ONCED POOPOOED ALL OVER THE PLACE
MANY YEARS LATER TURNED INTO AN OLD LADY WITH WINKLES ALL OVER HER FACE
BUT SHE WENT ELEGANTLY INTO OLD AGE
BECAUSE YOU SEE SHE WAS A WISE OLD SAGE
WHO ALWAYS SAID I STILL HAVE MY RIGHT BRAIN MY LEFT BRAIN MY CHAKRAS......MY RIGHT BRAIN MY LEFT BRAIN MY CHAKRAS...
OHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THESE PHILOSOPHICAL INDIAN PEOPLE AND THEIR HINDU RELIGION
MY KUNDALINI YOGI WHOSE NAME IS YOGISTANI IS RIGHT THERE WITH ALOCKI AND HELLOS THE SMARTEST PERSON I EVER MET.. YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE UNLIKE SOME STUCKUP LEFT BRAINED ATHEIST SCIENTISTS I KNOW HE TRULYTRULTRULYTRULY BELIEVES IN A POWERFUL GOD/CREATOR AND THAT THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH....ALLRIGHT NOW HERE IS THE REASON.....MY KUNDALINI YOGI SAID THE PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH IS TO LOOK NOT AT WHAT HAPPENS AFTER ONE DIES BUT WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE ONE IS BORN....YOU KNOW PREBIRTH........MY YOGI SAID AND ANY SECOND GRADER WHO STUDIES BASIC SCIENCE WILL TELL YOU NOTHING THAT'S DEAD GROWS.......WELL LOOK AT THE BASIC FERITILIZED EGG THAT GROWS AS SOON AS CONCEPTION OCCURS...I'M SORRY BUT THE FERTILIZED EGG AND THE GROWING FETUS AT THE BEGINNING HAS NO BRAIN OR MOUTH OR EYES OR HEART OR LUNGS RIGHT? JUST A BUNCH OF CELLS DIVIDING OVER AND OVER AND OVER...I MEAN IT'S STILL GROWING SO IT'S ALIVE...MY YOGI SAYS THE ASTRAL BODY OF THE SPIRIT ENTERS THE EGG AT CONCEPTION...I MEAN FACE IT A FETUS CAN'T EVEN BREATHE INSIDE A WOMB...... MY POINT IS YOU DON'T NEED A BRAIN TO BE ALIVE....NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT DICK MY GOOD OXFORD PH'D AETHEIST SCIENTIFIC FRIEND?
OHHHHHH ALL THESE INDIAN PEOPLE I MEET OUT HERE IN LA....I CAN TALK THEM ABOUT NOT ONLY HOW TO CONTACT PEOPLE SO I CAN GET INTO THESE BOLLYWOOD MOVIES (EVERY SOCIETY LOVES REDHEADS, YOU POPLE EVER READ JAPANESE MANGA NOVELS? REDHEADS EVERYWHERE)BUT I CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT HINDUISM WHICH REALLY REALLY REALLY MAKES A LOT OF SENSE WITH THINGS LIKE CHAKRAS AND THE ASTRAL BODIES AND LIFE AFTER DEATH, YOU KNOW LIVING WITH LORD VISHNU, WHOM THE LORD SENT DOWN AS A PHROPHET LIKE HE DID JESUS AND BUDDHA....THEY ALL TALK ABOUT REACHING A HIGHEST ASTRAL PLAIN WHICH I KNOW STINGY 'BILLIONAIRE' WHO CARES ABOUT HIMSELF OR HERSELF WILL NEVER REACH.......
SPEAKING OF BILLIONAIRES OMIGOSH THEY AND THESE ROYALTY TYPE PEOPLE I MEAN THEIR 'HEIRS' DON'T HAVE TO WORK A DARN DAY IN THEIR LIFE.....I'M SORRY BUT I'M PROUD TO BE A POOR ECONOMIST'S DAUGHTER AND A STRUGGLING WAITRESS/ACTRESS...THE LORD BELIEVES EVERYONE NEEDS TO PUT IN A HARD DAY'S WORK AND I WANNA REACH A HIGHER ASTRAL PLANE WHEN THE TIME COMES.....
SAD SAD RECENT CELEBRITY PASSINGS, HARRY KALAS, I LOVED HIM AS AN NFL ANNOUNCER EVEN THOUGH HE WAS MORE KNOWN AS THE PHILLIES ANNOUNCER, OMIGOSH A LEGEND FROM THE MIDWEST, MARK 'THE BIRD' FIDRYCH, FATHER LOVED HIM WHEN HE WAS WITH THE TIGERS AND HE TALKED TO BASEBALLS, AND IN A WAY 'A LEGEND IN HER FIELD,' MARILYN CHAMBERS.......
HOW CAN ANYBODY WITH A BRAIN IN THEIR HEAD WATCH 'OBSERVE AND REPORT?' OF COURSE I DID BECAUSE I REVIEW MOVIES AND THAT MOVIE MAKES 'PAUL MALL COP BLART' LOOK LIKE AN OSCAR WINNER...DOES RAY LIOTTA REALLY NEED THE MONEY? FACE IT THE PLACE WAS PACKED WITH GEN YERS....HELLOS MY ALIEN FRIEND SAYS PEOPLE WATCH SETH ROGEN TOILET HUMOR MOVIES TO 'RELAX THEIR CEREBERUMS'.....NO THINKING DONE......I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.....YOU SURE 'RELAX YOUR CEREBERUMS' WHEN YOU WATCH PRACTICALLY ANY MOVIES MADE IN THE DOUBLE OS.....
MY STUCK UP COLLEGE PROFESSOR FRIEND OF MY FATHER'S CAN'T BELIEVE I, A PHI BETA KAPPA GRAD OF FANCY QUINCY COLLEGE, COULD TURN DOWN A HIGH PAYING CONSULTING GIG AT 'MCREYNOLD'S AND COMPANY' TO BE A STRUGGLING ACTRESS/WAITRESS....ESPECIALLY DURING THE 'GREAT RECESSION'...........I TOLD MR STUCKUP I DO WHAT MY RIGHT BRAIN FEELS.....WHAT MY RIGHT BRAIN FEELS.......
I JUST LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT OLD HIPPY ROCK GROUP 'THE MAMAS AND THE PAPPAS' ESPECIALLY SONGS LIKE 'MONDAY MONDAY' AND 'CREEQUE ALLEY.....' WHY CAN'T GEN Y MUSICIANS TODAY MAKE SONGS LIKE 'THE MAMAS AND PAPAS' DID?
ALLRIGHT I WROTE A LOT TODAY BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE BUT I'LL BE WRITING MORE FREQUENTLY....SO THE NEXT BIG THING IS UCLA.....I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE BOOK FESTIVAL NEXT WEEK AND HOW MUCH FUN I'LL HAVE GIVING THESE PEOPLE A SHOW....WHO KNOWS THERE MAY BE A FEW CASTING AGENTS AT THE FESTIVAL.....I MEAN THEY'RE RIGHT BRAINED PEOPLE AREN'T THEY?
DIARY OF A MAD GEN Y GIRL CONTINUES IN THE NEAR FUTURE.....
