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FIFI'S THOUGHTS 1/25/2009 9:19:28 AM
GROAAAAAAAAAAAN! GROAAAAANNNNNNN! THE TOOTH CAN BE THE MOST PAINFUL ORGAN IN YOUR BODY AND FOR ONCE I ALMOST AGREE 100% WITH THE ACADEMY ON THEIR NOMINATIONS OHHHH THE PAIN THE PAIN AND I TRY TO TAKE CARE OF THE DARN THINGS. I'M TALKING ABOUT MY TEETH. YOU KNOW I BRUSH THREE TIMES A DAY AND I FLOSS TWICE A DAY BUT I DON'T KNOW.......IT HAS TO BE MY DARN RIGHT BRAINED LOVE FOR CHOCOLATES. SO IT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF CAVITY. THE PAIN ISN'T UNBEARBALE YET. THE TOOTH JUST ACHES WHEN I DRINK COLD STUFF, SO I CAN WAIT THREE OR FOUR DAYS TO SEE MY DENTIST BECAUSE MY CHEAP INSURANCE WHICH BEING A WAITRESS I HAVE TO PAY FOR MYSELF MAKES ME PAY A LOT MORE IF I MAKE AN EMERGENCY VISIT. MEANWHILE I'LL JUST TAKE PAINKILLERS EVERY FEW HOURS AND DRINK WARM WATER OR HOT TEA OR COFFEE.......
SO I'LL TAKE THOSE DARN PAINKILLERS BUT I JUST HOPE THE PAIN DOESN'T GET WORSE AND WORSE......YOU PEOPLE AGREE WITH ME THAT IN YOUR LIFETIMES THERE ARE FEW ORGANS OR PARTS OF THE BODY THAT CAUSE MORE PAIN AND SUFFERING THAN YOUR TEETH? I MEAN THE TEETH ARE A LOT LIKE THE REBELLIOUS KIDS IN YOUR CLASSSROOM. MARCUS YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT BEING A TEACHER. ALL THE OTHER ORGANS AND BODY PARTS DO THEIR JOB AND CAUSE LITTLE TROUBLE IN A PERSON'S LIFETIME BUT THE TEETH? IT'S IRONIC THAT SAY 100000 YEARS AFTER PEOPLE DIE THEIR TEETH ARE STILL AROUND YET THAT SAME BODYPART MOANS AND GROANS AND COMPLAINS LIKE A BIG SISSY DURING A PERSON'S LIFETIME........
THAT THING IN THE HEAD CALLED MY CEREBRUM. WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING BOTH MY LEFT AND RIGHT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERES ARE JUST GROGGY AND SLEEPY BECAUSE OF ALL THE DREAMING AND THINKING THEY HAD TO DO WHEN I WAS ASLEEP. BUT FACE IT MY LEFT AND RIGHT BRAIN ARE A BIT ON THE LAZY SIDE COMPARED TO MY BRAINSTEM OR PRIMITIVE BRAIN WHICH LIKE WORKS 24 HOURS A DAY MONITORING MY HEARBEAT AND MY BREATHING......NOW I SEE WHY SOME PEOPLE HAVE TROUBLE WITH 'ANGER MANAGEMENT' AND BLOW THEIR TOP ONCE IN A WHILE, THEIR POOR PRIMITIVE BRAINS ARE CONSTANTLY WORKING AND ARE ON OVERLOAD WHILE THEIR LEFT AND RIGHT BRAINS ARE TAKING 8 HOURS OFF EVERY DAY, FOR SOME PEOPLE THE BRAINS TAKE A LOT MORE TIME OFF.....
YOU PEOPLE REALIZE A PERSON WITH A HIGH IQ/SCIENTIFIC TYPE WELL HE OR SHE USES THEIR LEFT BRAIN A LOT MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON WHILE A PERSON WHO'S A GREAT ARTIST OR DANCER OR MUSICIAN WELL HE OR SHE USES THEIR RIGHT BRAIN A LOT MORE THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON?
I THINK I'M MORE A 'WHOLE BRAINED' PERSON BECAUSE I HAVE A HIGH IQ AND I THINK I'M A TALENTED ACTRESS (I DON'T KNOW WHY THE CASTING DIRECTORS DON'T) BUT MAYBE I'M MORE RIGHT BRAINED.
OMIGOSH I READ IN THE LOCAL RAG THAT CALIFORNIA UNEMPLOYMENT IS WELL OVER 9%. THE GREAT RECESSION IS CLEALRY UPON US. CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING A WAITRESS NOW, JUST HAPPY TO HAVE JOB. SOME PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT HOMES LIKE 8 OR 9 YEARS AGO SAW THE VALUE OF THE HOMES TRIPLE IN VALUE AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS. WELL GUESS WHAT? THOSE HOMES NOT ONLY HAVE GONE BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL PRICES, SOME ARE ACTUALLY 'WORTH LESS' THAN WHEN THE PEOPLE BOUGHT THEM. FEW PEOPLE HAVE MONEY TODAY. YOU SURE DON'T HEAR THAT NONSENSE ABOUT GENY AGE KIDS BECOMING 'DOTCOM MILLIONAIRES' ANYMORE. I MEAN A MY COFFEE SHOP IS GETTING A LOT OF APPLICATIONS FROM 'YOUNG COLLEGE GRADS' LIKE ME.
A PERSON READING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET IN CAPE TOWN SOUTH AFRICA, A PERSON READING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET ON THE SCORCHING SANDS OF THE SAHARA, A PERSON READING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET ON SOME REMOTE PACIFIC ISLAND, A PERSON READING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET IN A SMALL TOWN HIGH UP IN THE CHILEAN ANDES, A PERSON READING ABOUT ME ON THE INTERNET IN A SMALL FARMHOUSE IN RURAL CHINA.......'FIFIMANIA' WHEREVER INTERNET ACCESS IS.....'FIFIMANIA' AROUND THE WORLD.......MAYBE ONE OF THESE DAYS A PERSON LIVING ON MARS OR THE PLANET ZATORIS WHICH ORBITS ALPHA CENTAURI WHERE MY BEST FRIEND ALOCKI IS FROM WILL READ ABOUT ME ON 'THE SPACENET.' ACTUALLY ALOCKI SAYS THOSE PEOPLE ON ZATORIS ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ME, MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE ON 'EARTH' DO.
WE ARE BECOMING A NATION OF FATSOS. A RECENT SURVEY SAID OVER 80 PERCENT OF AMERICANS ARE OVERWEIGHT. BOTH SEXES AND EVERY RACE AND INCOME AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP ARE GETTING FATTER. MARCUS YOU SAY YOUR WAIST SIZE IS PUSHING 35? YOU AND ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND SWEAT TO THE OLDIES OR JUST SWEAT TO ANYTHING A MINIMUM ONE HOUR A DAY FIVE DAYS A WEEK. I TOLD YOU PEOPLE 1000 JUMPING JACKS A DAY, 1000 JUMPING JACKS A DAY!
I JUST READ WHERE AN OCTAGENARIAN BILLIONAIRE JUST DIVORCED HIS WIFE OF 5 YEARS WHO WAS ABOUT HALF HIS AGE. THEY HAD LIKE A 'SETTLEMENT.' WELL AT LEAST IT LASTED 5 YEARS. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ANY OF THESE 'MUCH YOUNGER' WOMEN MR BILLIONAIRE, OR MR MILLIONAIRE, OR MR SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSANDAIRE? THESE YOUNG GOLDDIGGERS MARRYING OLDER RICHER MEN FOR LOVE? GIVE ME A BREAK!
ONE OF MY FELLOW GEN YERS SAYS I'M INTERESTING BECAUSE I'M WEIRD. ANOTHER SAYS I'M WEIRD BECAUSE I'M INTERESTING..........I GUESS BOTH REASONINGS MAKE SOME SENSE.
ALLRIGHT LET'S BRIEFLY TALK ABOUT THE OSCAR NOMINATIONS. I'M ACTUALLY IN PRETTY MUCH IN AGREEMENT WITH THE 'BEST PICTURE' PICKS, UNLIKE LAST YEAR. I KIND OF LIKED 'DOUBT' AND 'THE WRESTLER' OVER 'MILK' AND 'THE READER' BUT CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LATTER 2, BOTH PICTURES WERE WELL ACTED.
I AGREE WITH THE ACADEMY THAT 'DARK KNIGHT' WAS A GREAT ACTION MOVIE BUT WAS NOT CLOSE TO ACADEMY AWARD MATERIAL AND IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE LATE HEATH LEDGERS WELL DESERVED OSCAR SUPPORTING ROLE NOMINATION IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER FORGETTABLE ACTION FILM. I'LL TALK ABOUT THE ACTOR AND ACTRESS NOMINATIONS LATER. DON'T FORGET OUR YEARLY OSCAR AND 'STINKO' PICKS NEXT MONTH. ONE QUICK ITEM, THE NERVE OF MY FRIENDS ALOCKI AND BIFF ASKING ME TO GO OUT AND GET SOME ICE CREAM KNOWING ABOUT MY BAD TOOTH.....I'LL GET THEM BACK NEXT TIME......MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW...
