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FLIFI'S TIPS FOR EMPLOYEES AND JOB HUNTERS 3/8/2009 9:30:31 PM
I'M FIFI THE 'FLYING FIFI' A FAIRY WHO CARES ABOUT YOU AND YES I HAVE PIXIE DUST BUT I ALSO HAVE A LITTLE STINGER......THAT'S WHY PEOPLE GET A LITTLE ITCHY AROUND THE FACE..............
IT'S THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2.....SO DO WELL ON THAT YEARLY EVALUATION NOW WE CAN ALMOST OFFICIALLY CALL IT 'THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2...' THE 'OFFICIAL' UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IS 8.1 PERCENT BUT THE 'UNOFFICIAL TRUE' UNEMPLOYMENT RATE WHICH INCLUDES FRUSTRATED PART TIMERS WHO CAN'T FIND FULL TIME WORK AND PEOPLE WHO HAVE LEFT THE LABOR FORCE BECAUSE OF THERE BEING NO JOBS IS CLOSE TO 15%. I BELIEVE THIS WAS THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE THAT WAS USED TILL THE EARLY 90S WHEN CLINTON DECIDED TO CHANGE THE CRITERIA FOR THE OFFICIAL UNEMPLOYMENT RATE. ANYWAYS THE WORST UR SINCE THE DEPRESSION WAS 10.8% SO WE ARE CURRENTLY WAY ABOVE THAT WITH THAT 15% TRUE RATE....
SO IF YOU STILL ARE FORTUNATE TO BE WORKING DO EVERTHING YOU CAN TO MAKE SURE YOU GET A STRONG PERFORMANCE EVALUATION....I HATE TO SAY IT YOU MAY DISLIKE YOUR BOSS BUT FACE IT IN THESE TOUGH TIMES YOU NEED TO SUCK UP THAT SUCKER REGARDLESS HOW MUCH YOU DISLIKE HIM OR HER. REMEMBER WHEN LAYOFFS DO OCCUR 'TOP PERFORMERS' GO LAST AND GENERALY HELP SHUT THE LIGHTS OFF.....WEAK PERFOMERS GO FIRST....SO PERFORM PERFORM PERFORM....PUT IN A LITTLE EXTRA TIME AT WORK...ASK YOUR BOSS WHAT OTHER DUTIES YOU CAN DO....MAKE YOURSELF VALUABLE.....
AS FOR YOU UNFORTUNATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN GIVEN PINK SLIPS GO TO YOUR FORMER BOSS AND SEE IF YOU CAN THE BEST LETTER OF REC YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET BECAUSE FACE IT IN THIS TOUGH ECONOMY STRONG REFERENCES PLUS STRONG CREDENTIALS SEPARATE THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFFE AND WILL HELP YOU GET THAT NEW JOB A LOT QUICKER.........
I ALMOST FEEL LIKE STINGING ANYONE RICH OR POOR TODAY LIVING IN THESE TOUGH TIMES NOT BUYING STUFF AT PLACES LIKE THE 99 CENTS STORE. YES EVEN YOU WELL OFF TYPES KNOW IN THESE TOUGH TIMES YOU CAN GET THE AX SOON SO GO TO THESE DISCOUNT STORES AND SAVE SAVE SAVE..........
PIXIE DUST FOR ALL THOSE EMPLOYEES AT A LOCAL PASADENA CAR DEALER WHO HELPED SEND A FELLOW CASH STRAPPED EMPLOYEE VISIT HER ILL MOTHER IN AUSTRALIA. IN TOUGH TIMES LIKE THESE YOU SEE WHAT PEOPLE ARE MADE OF......
A STING TO ALL THESE 'REALITY' TV WRITERS, PRODUCERS, AND DIRECTORS WHO MAKE TV SHOWS ABOUT THE OPULENT LIFESTYLES OF RICH HOUSEWIVES LIVING IN NEW YORK CITY AND ORANGE COUNTY AND GOLDIGGERS JOINING DATING CLUBS TO FIND MILLIONAIRES....MAKE TV SHOWS ABOUT REAL LIFE HEROES AND HEROINES THAT PEOPLE LIVING IN TOUGH TIMES CAN IDENTIFY WITH....
ANOTHER TIP FOR THE UNEMPLOYED....BETWEEN JOB HUNTS EXERCISE EXERCISE EXERCISE..... IT PUTS YOUR MIND AND BODY IN A GOOD FRAME OF MIND AND FACE IT YOU WANT TO BE AS HEALTHY AS POSSIBLE ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY UNFORTUNATE SOULS WHO DO NOT HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE AS EXERCISING HELPS PREVENT ILLNESS.........ALSO DO NOT HESITATE TO GET ENOUGH SLEEP....JOB HUNTING TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY AND YOU NEED PLENTY OF REST' BESIDES THE MORE REST YOU GET ALSO THE LESS CHANCE OF GETTING SICK......MORE THAN ENOUGH TIPS FOR NOW........
