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Fifi's Thoughts 9/20/2007 1:30:31 PM
I am an official Japanese 'foodaholic' and I'm interested in seeing what my 'past lives' were about. I just saw this old movie 'Audrey Rose' which was about a twelve year old girl who was 'reincarnated' from a previous life where she was a little girl who died a horrible death in a car accident. Well this movie made me think what the heck were my 'previous lives were like.' Anyways I kind of surfed the intenet and paid a few hard earned clams for some 'metaphysical' book where I can learn hypnotic meditation methods about hypnotising myself and going back into my previous lives. Was I like some wealthy Egyptian or Roman queen? Actually I'll be more realistic, maybe I was a poor peasant girl who married a peasant and had a lot of kids in 19th century Russia. I mean really that's no different than being a poor struggling 'peasant' waitress/actress in 21st century LA, except I'm glad I don't have any kids to feed. As long as I wasn't some kind of cheap 'vamp' or 'tramp' or maybe something like a mosquito or even worse a 'man' then I will be happy with my previous lives.
Now if these hypnotist type people are scam artists and sending me a bill of goods for my hard earned money and I don't see any of my 'previous lives' then the nice thing I will do is I make sure that the 'dispute department' of my credit card company have a little talk with these people to get my money back, the not so nice thing I will do is sue these people for fraud and they may wish they went back to one of their 'previous lives.' I'll probably do the nice thing but I have no doubt that these are honest people and I will keep you informed what my previous lives were like.
I just can't understand why there aren't any doctors or psychiatrists who specilialize in 'previous lives' or 'the afterlife' or why we haven't been able to build 'bionic people' who can live to be 150 earth years. That's how long my friend Alocki say people live on her planet because they don't waste a lot of time on money on trivial things like people on Earth do. Maybe father was right and I should have gone to medical school rather than try to be an actress. I sure get tired of reading in the paper about all these rich plastic surgeons who specialize in silly things like 'liposuctions' or 'tummy tucking.'
You know father and I believe that they're getting too soft on these prisoners today. Things like three square meals and not having to get up and go to work or anything like that. Well I have a solution that will make life a little bit tougher for our prison inmates. Show them the 99 percent of the movies and TV shows made in the 00s and I promise justice will be served. When they get out they will tell potential young offenders or you will be subject to the most inhuman torture when you got to prison. I can't thing of any physical torture worse than being subjected to 6 or 7 hours nightly of movies like 'Mr Woodcock' or 'Across the Universe' or reality shows like 'Swapping Spouses' or the 'The Beauty and the Geek.'
'Across the Universe' which I saw with a bunch of umemployed bohemian type genyers last night was so bad that if you lived under a rock and never heard of the Beatles you would thing they were a terrible group because they couldn't sing. 'Across the Universe' was so bad that you felt like screaming 'Help' at the top of your lungs as soon as the movie started, you also felt the script was written by somebody who took a 'Magical Mystery Tour' and also spent some time with 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.' 'Across the Universe' was so bad that you wish you could grab every film can and DVD sent to all the theaters, put it in a rocket, and launch that rocket 'Across the Universe.' 'Across the Universe' was so bad that they should have shown the whole movie in 'psychedelic' rather than just part of it. It would have been a lot more entertaining. 'Across the Universe' was so bad that it actually made be long for forgetable movie classics like 'Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart Club Band' and 'Hair.'
Speaking of 'Across the Universe,' Father tells me we have a lot more 'bohmemian type' people living in the 00s than we had during the 60s, he may be right, epsecially when you see the kind of people I see in West LA. Also you people know this is the 50th anniversary of the bible of bohemians, 'On the Road' by Jack Kerouac? Marcus your mother Kay also turned 75? Happy big 75 Kay.
Finally I just want to tell you people that I am a Japanese 'foodaholic.' There is nothing more healthier than Japanese food. Being from the meat and potatoes Midwest I didn't eat too much Japanese food growing up but I sure like going to these 'Mako Bowl' and 'Yoshinoya' restaraunts out here in LA and eating all this Sushi, especially shrimp, 'Udon' noodle soup, and seeweed salad. Being an actress I need to think about my weight and this Japanese food sure helps keep my weight down. Another tip for you people to keep your weight down. WALK A MINIMUM 20 MILES A WEEK. No need for you women to do any liposuctions or tummy tucking, you'll get your body in shape. No excuses especially you people in California who get rain maybe one week out of the year. (Californians need to think about conserving that water with this 'drought' going on.) OK way way more than enough thoughts for now.
