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FIFI'S THOUGHTS 5/24/2009 3:00:00 PM
I JUST WANNA THANK MY 100000 READERS WHOEVER THEY MAY BE.....................
ALSO MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MY NAME TO 'FIFI GUMP' NOW THAT I HAVE AN IPOD........... I JUST REACHED THE 100000 MARK IN READERSHIP........WELL I JUST WANT TO THE THANK EACH ONE OF THOSE 100000 PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ BLOGS, SILLY POEMS, AND SILLY POEMS THE LAST FEW YEARS...........HOPEFULLY YOU ENJOYED ALL THE STUFF I'VE WRITTEN.........REMMEBER MARCUS IS JUST THE TYPIST.........I'LL TELL HIM EVERYTHING THRU HIS RIGHT CEEBRUM..........
SO I THANK YOU
MY 5 BRAINS THAN YOU
MY 7 CHAKRAS THANK YOU
OHHHHHHHHH I KNOW I'M A GEN Y GIRL AND I'M A BIT BEHIND THE TIMES WITH ALL THIS NEW FANGLED TECHNOLOGY BUT I DID FINALLY BUY MY FIRST IPOD AND OMIGOSH OMILORD............I'M THINKING OF QUITTING MY EXPENIVE STUDIO CITY GYM MEMBERSHIP.........I NEED TO SAVE EVERY CENT I HAVE BECAUSE FIRST WE'RE IN THE GREAT RECESSION AND FAR FEWER PEOPLE ARE EATING AT THW SHERMAN OAKS COFFEESHOP WHERE I WORK AS A WAITRESS.....SO THAT MEANS FEWER TIPS.....AND SECOND EVEN IF THE ECONOMY IS BOOMING I'M STILL POOR.........UNLESS I LAND THAT ELUSIVE ACTING ROLE WHICH I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LAND THE LAST FEW YEARS........
ANNYWAYS WITH THIS IPOD THAT I JUST BOUGHT FOR AT A REAL REASONABLE PRICE I CAN WALK HERE, THERE AND EVERYWHERE AND LISTEN TO ALL KINDS OF GREAT SONGS...........ALL THESE SONGS THAT WERE MADE BEFORE I WAS BORN LIKE 'LIDO SHUFFLE' BY BOZ SAGGS OR 'I WANT YOU TO WANT ME' BY CHEAP TRICK.......AND OF COURSE ALL THAT WALKING MEANS I GET A LOT OF GREAT EXCERCISE FOR FREE..........SO AFTER I WRITE THIS BLOGS I'M HADING TO THAT GYM TO CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP........IT'S A BIT SILLY TO BE PAYING A MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO WHAT A PAID FOR THAT IPOD.................AND THIS DARN GYM DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A POOL
SO FROM NOW MYBE THEY CAN CALL ME 'FIFI GUMP' JUST LIKE THAT FORREST GUMP FELLA WHO WALKED ACROSS THE UNITED STATES AND BACK............I MEAN I WALKED LIKE 8 MILES YESTERDAY WHILE LISTENING TO THIS IPOD AND WASN'T EVEN THE LEAST BIT TIRED WHEN I WAS DONE..................
I'M SORRY BUT I'M NOT TO NUTS ABOUT SEEING BRISTOL PALIN HOLDING HER BABY WHILE WEARING HER HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION GOWN ON THE RECENT FRONT COVER OF A WELL KNOWN MAGAZINE......IT JUST DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT....SHE NEEDS TO GET INVOLVED WITH GROUPS THAT PROMOTE TEENAGE ABSTINENCE.....
OHHHHHHHHH BADY BADY BADY RECENT MOVIES THAT JUST CAME OUT...............STUPINATOR I MEAN TERMINATOR 4.........THERE'S JUST LITTLE STORYLINE AND ALL KINDS OF BOMBS BLOWING UP AND GIANT ROBOTS SHOOTING AT PEOPLE AND TURNING INTO PLANES...........A FARCE COMPARED TO THE ORIGINAL...............ANGELS AND DEMONS............SO CONFUSING......................AND EVEN THOUGH I LIKE STEVEN SODERBERG'S 'SEX LIVES AND VIDEOTAPE' THE SAME CANNOT BE SAID ABOUT 'THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE' WHICH DEALS WITH THE DAILY LIVE OF A HIGH CLASS NEW YORK HOOKER....... I'M SORRY 'CALL GIRL' AND HER HIGH POWERED CLIENTS..........YOU PEOPLE REMEMBER ELLIOT SPITZER?.........SHE HAS A FITNESS GURU BOYFRIEND WHO'S STILL MADLY IN LOVE EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS ABOUT HER 'BUSINESS'.........BUT THAT'S NOT THE KICKER..........THE KICKER IS THE MAIN STAR IS A PORNO STAR..............I MEAN AN 'ADULT FILM' ACTRESS WHO I BELIEVE AFTER SEEING THIS MOVIE SHOULD GO BACK TO MAKING 'ADULT FILMS...............'
ANY OF YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK BECAUSE I'M HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE LANDING AN ACTING ROLE AND SHOULD STOOP DOWN AND LOOK AT ADULT FILMS.............WELL........... I KNOW NONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE SUCH FILTHY DIRTY MINDS..............I WOULD RATHER STARVE...................I WOULD RATHER LIVE ON SKID ROW......................I WOULD RATHER WORK FOR FREE IN THE WORST STUDENT FILM EVER MADE............I WOULD RATHER TAKE THE MOST DIGUSTING DIRTIEST JOB A PERSON COULD EVER IMAGINE DOING............THAN WORK IN AN'ADULT MOVIE'........................
NOW THERE IS A BIT OF A QUIRKY BUT ENTERTAINING FILM OUT THAT COMES FROM NORWAY....................O' HORTEN..........ABOUT A RAILROAD ENGINEER FACING RETIREMENT LIFE............OHHHHH THOSE NORWEGIANS ARE QUITE CEREBRAL PEOPLE.........QUITE CEREBRAL..........FUNNY HOW LIKE AS A KID I NEVER CARED FOR NORWEGIAN FILMS.........OR ANY FOREIGN FILMS FOR THAT MATTER.............NOW I THINK I'D RATHER SEE A NORWEGIAN FILM BEFORE I'D SEE ANY AMERICAN FILM.........IT'S JUST THAT WHEN YOU GET OLDER YOUR CEREBRUM DEVELOPS AND YOU LIKE SEEING MOVIES THAT HAVE GOOD STORIES.........UNFORTUNATLEY MOST AMERICAN FILMS TODAY ARE NOT TOO 'CEREBRAL'..........
