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Fifi's Thoughts 4/23/2008 1:40:46 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRR I LOST MY REBATE COUPON. I NEED TO LEAD A JUNK FREE LIFE. I just lost a hundred dollars because I lost my rebate coupon for these expensive boxes of contact lessons I purchased from my Optometrist. I just can't believe how sloppy and careless I am. Maybe for you hedge fund managers who make like a billion dollars a year a hundred bucks is like a penny but to hardworking a waitress like me a hundred bucks is like a weeks supply of groceries. I'm just upset. I checked everywhere, my truck full of junk, my bedroom full of junk. I NEED TO TAKE A JUNK MANAGEMENT CLASS. I THROW AWAY GOOD STUFF AND KEEP JUNK. YOU PEOPLE DO THAT? I may call up that lady and her friends who are on cable TV and go to people who have junky houses and apartments and clean everything up. I will start my spring cleaning today and spend one hour a day throwing junk away and putting all my good papers and stuff in like crates and boxes. I will not throw any more money away.
I just went to my doctor and took this darn physical and with my cheap health insurance had to pay like a hundred dollars because I have such a high deductible. That doctor looked at me for like a half an hour. Next time I may just talk to my alien friend Alcoki who says she can give me a 'full body scan' with her alien device for FREE. I could care less if she doesn't have a 'medical degree.' She's a hundred times smarter than any MD I ever met. Are you people gonna tell? Marcus said he just went to his physical and said his doctor was the spitting image of Alocki. By the way Marcus are you approaching the age where you have to do a colonoscopy? Any of you people gonna celebrate your 50th birthday by getting a colonoscopy? I'm glad I'm only 25. Don't have to worry about doing any tests just because I reached a certain age.
Speaking of doctors father can point that 'I should have gone to med school' as much as he wants. I don't care if those doctors make as much as those hedge fund managers and some of them probably do. I WOULD RATHER BE A POOR WAITRESS AND HANDLE FOOD THAN BE A RICH DOCTOR AND TOUCH PEOPLE'S 'YOU KNOW WHAT' ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
I went by one of those 'red light' cameras and stuck my tongue at it while talking to my friend on my cell phone. I just want to celebrate my freedom to drive my and use my cellphone, at least until July when I know those 'red light' cameras will probably send pictures to the DMV showing people using cell phones because then it will be against the law.
Now the home prices are actually going down in California but being a struggling waitress I still can't afford to buy anything. I need to get some steady acting work before I can afford to buy a house. You people believe for the price of an outhouse out here in LA you can buy a mansion in a place like Omaha Nebraska? I never seen a place like California where people want to live such a luxurious lifestyle but want to do as little work as possible. I'm tired of seeing all these females out here taking classes in "How to find a rich boyfriend/husband." Get off your butts and make the money yourself.
I just saw these older big name actresses you see today on old movies and they looked when they were like young twentysomethings back in the 1960s. Sure looked and acted like different people. What a double standard we have when we have so many movies with 50 year old men and 25 year old women. THAT'S WHY I NEED ROLES NOW JERRY MY DEAR AGENT. I CAN'T AFFORD TO WAIT. Back to looking for that darn rebate coupon, more than enough thoughts for now.
