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Fifi's Thoughts 8/16/2008 1:24:35 PM
OHHHHHH GOODY GOODY GOBLYGOOK I CAN NOW FREELY TALK TO MYSELF AND NOBODY WILL CARE Any of you people actually 'talk to yourelf,' you know 'think out loud?' I'm sure there's a small percentage of you who like to do that because there's always a small percentage of 'ecccentric types' like me in the general population because that's how the way it is in world of statistics. I mean you people may not care about statisitcs but I do because my father is a college professor in economics and I was intoduced to the mean, median, and mode when I was like 3 years old, about the same time the average child gets 'potty trained.' Of course I did that at a younger age than the average child did too.....LIFE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU HAVE AN ECCENTRIC FATHER WITH A DOCTORATE DEGREE IN ECONOMICS.
ANYWAYS getting back to 'talking to myself.' I'm sorry but sometimes I just like thinking and having conversation with myself and sometimes my mouth moves when I do that and somtimes.......PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME WHEN I DO THAT. We all 'talk to ourselves,' except the great majority of us keep our mouths shut when we do it.
WELL NOW WITH THE TOUGH CALIFORNIA CELL PHONE LAWS FOR DRIVERS, I BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE 'BLUETOOTHS' AND GUESS WHAT? I GET TO TALK TO MYSELF. AND NOBODY LIKE LOOKS AT ME STRANGE LIKE. ACTUALLY WHEN I USE THE CELL IN THE CAR I JUST PUT THE LITTLE LOUDSPEAKER ON AND KEEP THE CELL NEAR MY WAIST SO 'MR MAN' DOESN'T SEE ME. THE BLUE TOOTH IS JUST FOR....DECORATION AND DOESN'T MAKE ME LOOK WIERD WHEN I'M CONVERSING WITH myself. I have no idea how to program that thing and I paid 30 bucks for it, Biff is gonna have to show me, but it sure looks good on my little right ear AND I GET TO TALK TO MYSELF. YIPEEEE.
So it's been a while since we last conversed but I'm busy busy. You know auditions and waitressing and such
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK I saw 'Mirrors' for like 30 minutes till I couldn't stand it and walked out (My friends Hellos and Alocki and my boyfriend Biff actually stayed to watch that garbage till the very end). Anyways I didn't want to waste my hard earned money so I snuck into another theater to watch EEEEEEEEEEEEEK 'Tropical Blunder' which was even worse. I AM CONVINCED ALL MOVIES MADE IN THE DOUBLE OS ARE SO HORRIBLE THEY SHOULD BE LABELED HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL STATE OF BEING JUST LIKE THEY LABEL CIGARETTES AS POTENTIALLY HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. Actually there was a decent (not great but decent) sleeper movie that you people may want to see called 'Henry Poole was here' with Luke Wilson (Omigosh does he look and talk so much like brother Owen, even their noses look the same). Anyways in a brief nutshell the story deals with a Miracle of Lourdes' type image on the side of a house of a guy who is given a short amount of time to live. I mean the story may be a little silly but at least it's heartwarming AND UNLIKE THE OTHER TWO EEEEEEEEEEEK FORGETABLE WASTES MENTIONED BEFORE HAND OF MY TIME AND HARD EARNED CASH I WATCHED THE ENTIRE FILM WITHOUT EVER LOOKING AT MY WATCH.
SAD PASSINGS RECENTLY TO TWO GIANTS OF ENTERTAINMENT, BERNNIE MAC AND THE SOULFUL 'BLACK MOSES' ISSAC (SHAFT) HAYES.
So Michael you just beat Spitz and won eight in Beijing. Will you try for 9 in London? How about swimming in place. The sidestroke? Michael you can do anything inside the pool better than anybody else.
