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Fifi's Thoughts 9/25/2007 10:18:36 PM
Marcus is on a cruise and omigosh I was so sick last week it felt like the toilet was part of my body Oh I just felt so riiculously sick last week. Some kind of a virus called a 'novovirus' which you pick up at one of these greasy spoon joints. I tell you people right now DO NOT GO TO ANY OF THESE CHEAP RESTAURANTS especially the ones where you know the sanitiation doens't appear to be the greatest. I mean in LA they rate restaraunts A thru C and you are taking a risk not going to an A restaurant. I mean I had like 4 days off from work and Petros wants me back at work and I still don't feel good.
I was so sick this past week that if there was some way they could connect a portable toilet to my rear end I'd gladly pay for it, unfortunately they would have to have a hose connected to my mouth to take care of the stuff coming out the 'front end' too. I was so sick that I actually 'slept' one night in the bathroom. I was so sick that if they ever showed a commercial about food I headed straight to the bathroom. I was so sick that my breakfast, lunch, and three course dinner consisted of nothing but 'ginger ale.' I was so sick that the local drug store was short of mouthwash and toilet paper after I got thru with it. Well I do feel a bit better and was strong enough to see my doctor today because you know I need a doctor's note to go back to work. Well that highly paid medicine man charge me a hundred clams just for taking my temperature, giving me a quick check up, giving me a prognosis of something called 'Novovirus' and prescribing antidiahreattic pills and continue a few more days rest and drink liquids. All in about 15 minutes. Should have stuck
with 'premed' in college not fine arts. Anyways stay away from greasy spoon joint, must have got it in the bathroom, and always always wash your hands.
So Marcus how's your cruise? You said you met a lot of nice people, tons and tons of good food, make sure to watch your weight Marcus,you need to walk a lot of laps around that deck, and learned how to 'cha cha' dance huh?. Marcus is on one of those 'Carnival' singles cruises that's heading to Mexico for a week. You know places like Puerto Vallerta, Cabo San Lucas, and Mazaltan. So maybe he'll find that special someone. If not like I keep on saying there's always church Marcus. Speaking of picking women up you people see the latest dumb reality show in the 00s where this 'wolf' teaches these geeks tips and the best geek who can pick up women 'wins' the contest? Any geek or wolf who tries any pickup lines on me will have problems going to the bathroom that night, I promise you. Anyways back to the cruise Marcus says there's a lot of good entertainment on that cruise ship. He said there's great casinos, really good musicians and good floor shows. The last entertainer he saw was some ventriquilist who had like a goofy bird as his partner. Marcus you need to get me an application to be an entertainer on that cruise ship. I know I'm just as talented as some dumb bird. Anyways I'll keep tabs on Marcus's cruise with you all and next you may have some pictures right Marcus? I need to take a cruise one of these days except I'm worried I'll get seasick. OK I still don't feel too good. Way more than enough thoughts for now. HEERE I GOOOOOO!
