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Fifi's Thoughts 4/20/2008 10:29:39 AM
I am not 'Astral Projecting' and a few more whose butts I'd like to kick I just bought one of these astral projection CDs in which they said after you listen to the 'sounds' you could 'astral project' in like 15 minutes. Anyways I got the CD and I got so excited because I know could visit places like Paris or Rome or Egypt without buying an expensive airplane ticket and going thru all that security nonsense at the airport. I could also talk to my long dead grandfathers and they could tell me what life was like in that 'Astral Plane, not have to rely on some scam artist 'medium' who tells people they know how to talk to the dead but in reality just got all their information from the like the internet or some relative or friend who wanted to play a trick on you.
SO I sit there listening to this 'sound'on my laptop for like 30 minutes and while I get a little humming sound in my head and my arms and limbs feel like they're kind of in a 'rigor' state I don't feel myself 'flying' anywhere. Well I did do it in the day and maybe it was the sunshine
and my brain is like too alert and all kinds of stuff and garbage is in my brain, so I decide to try it again real real late at night when it's pitch dark except for the light from my computer screen and I'm really sleepy and.......what happens? I JUST GO TO SLEEP. I THINK I HAVE LIKE A SILLY DREAM BUT I'M NOT FLYING AROUND ANYWHERE AND SEEING MY BODY OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. GRRRRR I'm a little bit upset. I'm ready to contact the 'dispute department' of my credit card company and go after this 'scam artist' who looks like he so sold me a bill of goods. I'll give a like a month and I'll keep on playing this CD every night before I go to bed and even do those 'mantras' or chants that they say you're supposed to do but if I'm not flying around by the end of that month I'm gonna contact that dispute dept and ask for my money back. If I've been ripped off maybe I'll get in a car or plane, find out where the owner of this 'psychic' company lives and give him a free 'astral projection' to the moon or Mars.
I kind of went to my two 'spiritual' advisors, Father Paul my priest at St Michaels where I go to church and my Yogi Ravi S and tell them about my desire to do 'astral projections.' Well Father Paul tells me that I should not worry about the 'afterlife' and to do good deeds while I'm living and when the time comes good things will happen. You know my yogi Ravi S kind of said the same thing, that I should meditate and focus on living a spiritual life and not worry about reaching different 'astral levels,' when it comes it comes. He did tell me that some of the experiences I had, like the numbing sensation and the 'humming sounds' in my head, were like an initial state of vibration that eventually could lead to an 'Out of Body' experience. But again he said I should not be concerned about astral traveling now because my brain and body fight will 'fight it' and just to meditate and practice karma while I'm living on Earth and tne next life will be good for me. I'm sorry Ravi S and Father Paul but I have the curiosity of a cat and I'll at least try to this psychic/astral stuff a month or so before I 'lose interest' and go on to other things.
I know the Pope is here in the US, maybe I'll fly to new York and ask him what he thinks of 'astral travel.'
My kid sister Pigg is now in high school and is seeing some boy named Eric, whose really into skateboarding, a lot. Pigg I'm not sure if you should get involve with a skateboarder, they're a bit on the flaky side.
A sad sad day in history, Columbine.........
More butts I need to kick. You people know that this is like an ongoing thing I do when I do my 'thoughts.'
I feel like kicking the butts of all these atheist 'scientists' who don't believe in God....extracurricular or is extrateresterrial people, UFOs, and life after death. I'm sorry but my good friend Alocki is an alien from another planet and I believe her and Alocki told me there are few other 'aliens' living among us Earthlings. They just don't want to make themselves be known because of 'skeptical' people. I also have no doubt in my mind I will be doing astral traveling very soon and hopefully will be visiting Astral planes where people who have 'passed on' currently live. As for God.....I mean it's ridiculous to think there isn't one. These scientists want you to think we live on this Earth in the middle of a great 'void' made by 'nature' and when the 'time' comes everything goes 'black?' GIMMEABREAK. I'd like to kick them to Zatoris, Alocki's planet which orbits Alpha Centauri, those people will show these scientists a thing or two.
I'm sorry but I kind of feel like kicking the butts of some of these global 'green' types. I know I may get my good liberal friends Biff and Alocki mad but gimme a break if they really really wanna go Green maybe they should live like they did in the pioneer days (Oh wait a minute, pioneers chopped all the trees down to make log cabins). So Mr or Ms Green, you have to walk or bike everywhere (until they make cars that drive on peanut butter) and walk half a day to go to work or shopping and you'd have to make several trips. (Sure can't sleep or rest a lot), live in a pup tent so you don't kill any precious trees, eat organic food you grew from the ground(assuming you own land), wash your clothes and bathe in a well (after you get permission and city licenses and they do an environmental study to dig a well), have a 'compost toilet' instead of a regular water wasting toilet, no TV, computers or electronic things because you are burning fossil fuels and also the electromagnetic radiation (Ozone layer may be affected?). Of course you buy organic clothes (wonder what they smell like) because cotten uses too many pesticides. IN OTHER WORDS LIVE LIKE A PIONEER OR MAYBE LIKE A CAVEMAN RIGHT MR OR MS. 'GREEN?'
I feel like kicking the butts of all these hedge fund managers in the butt who 'averaged' over a billion dollars a year. I can't believe people can make so much money off of others. It may be quite cold or hot for these hedge fund managers in the next world if they don't start thinking about some humanitarian stuff real soon.
I feel like kicking the butts of all the people in the 'porn' and 'semiporn' industries, this includes strippers, and 'pets' and 'playmates' and 'girls who go wild.' I mean look how porn ruined poor Elliot Spitzer. These people need to go to church and change their ways right now. I mean some of you 'girls' have kid sisters and brothers and maybe kids too, don't you? You 'guys' aren't any better, you're the ones who make this 'industry' so lucrative.
I know I said this before but I feel like kicking any scam artist in the butt who takes advantage of people, especially people who are old or poor.
I just realized I could be a billionaire or at least a multimillionaire if I could develop a real convenient selfcleaning portable 'compost' toilet that you could use in hospitals, or want to go camping, or if you feel real sick and 'can't move', or, of course, IF YOU GOTTA GO AND YOU'RE STUCK IN THE CAR. Don't have to worry about a need or interest from people in this 'item.' THAT'S SOMETHING EVERYBODY WOULD LIKE. THE TOUGH PART IS MAKING IT SELFCLEANING AND CONVENIENT.
I trulytrulytrulytrulytruly believe that the people in Hollywood thinks we gen yers are not as sophisticated or intelligent as previous generations when you see the kind of movies that they expect to be blockbusters because they know all lot of genyers will fill up the seats. Sadly this may be the case. An example is that lovely well written well acted family film (especially the 'ding dong' and 'bedroom contest' scenes) called 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' which came out this weekend. I'm sorry but I don't believe I saw a face over the 30 watching that movie AND THE PLACE WAS PACKED AND IT WAS A 10 OCLOCK SHOWING. Remember I see as many movies as possible because I like to give you a review about it. FSM right now is not only the stinko Double Os movie of the week it's the Stinko double os movie of the Year BUT I PROMISE YOU IT WILL RUN AWAY WITH BEING NO 1 AT THE BOX OFFICE. Gen yers you need to watch more sophisticated intelligent well made movies like 'Smart People.' You cannot be a generation that is known to favors movies like FSM, Superbad, Knocked Up, 40 or is it 45 Year old Virgin, Prom Night, Shutter, Harold and Kumar.., The Ruins, The Grudge, SAW, SAW 2,....... SAW
50, anything made by Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, or Will Ferell.....the list goes on and on and on.... Way way more than enough thoughts for now.
