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Fifi's Thoughts 9/21/2008 9:31:48 AM
Perhaps in the not so distant future our president should be someone like the NOBEL SENATOR INCATATUS AND I NEED TO AGREE MORE WITH MY STOMACH AND MY BLOODSTREAM AND NOT MY NOSE Omigosh now that we have finally cracked that over 200 year old ceiling of white males running this country and in a few months either a woman or an African American will ascend to one of the two top positions of political power, perhaps it's time to think more 'out of the box.'
You people remember 'I Claudius' where that crazy emperor Caligula picked Incatatus, his favorite racehorse to be a senator? Well I'm already thinking about running a campaign for Bonzo the chimp or Trigger the horse to be president. I know my candidate will get the animal lovers vote. Now Trigger may have a tough time getting campaign money from the glue factories but I can see him getting a lot of funding from the dude ranches and the racetracks while Bonzo would definitley get the celebrity vote from you know people like Tarzan and Jane and Cheetah. By the way didn't we have a fella who was a kind of mediocre actor who made movies with Bonzo and actually become one of our presidents?
I'M SORRY BUT I THINK BONZO OR TRIGGER WOULD BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS OUR LAST TWO PRESDIENTS AND CERTAINLY THE LAST GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA WHO SHOULD GO BACK TO MAKING B MOVIE ACTION FLICKS. LIKE MY FATHER SAYS, LEADERSHIP PEOPLE, WE NEED GOOD LEADERSHIP. WE HAVE NOT HAD A GREAT CHARISMATIC LEADER IN WASHINGTON SINCE THAT MEDIOCRE ACTOR I MENTIONED BEFORE BUT WAS A SUPER DUPER PRESIDENT NAMED RONALD REAGAN. FACE IT I'M ONLY 25 AND I CAN'T RUN FOR PRESIDENT FOR AT LEAST 10 MORE YEARS.
In ways, though, I do like that Sarah Palin, tough and no nonsense, the only thing Sarah if you do get to be VP you can't walk all over the place with that rifle on your shoulder. I MEAN THE GUN CONTROL PEOPLE WOULD JUST GO BEZERK. Also you may have to think about curtailing one of your favorite hobbies, hunting. Face it Sarah the animal rights people have a lot of political clout in Washington, you just can't point your gun up to the sky in the fall near the Washington Monument and shoot all those migrating snow geese. But again I do like a lot of what you stand for Sarah. You remind of one of my favorite idols, no nonsense tough midwestern bred and born and one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived on this Earth, Annie Oakley. By the way do you people realize that I did a screen test to play Annie in an uncoming movie called 'Frontier Girl?' Believe it or not my chakras are aligned and I feel quite content so that means something good is going to happen. I actually may get that role.
You people realize that some people in some cultures swallow pebbles because it makes their food digest better? I'm sorry but I am not putting any stones in my stomach. I mean I could have a tummy ache and have to see the doctor and he would see that my stomache and my guts would look like a rock quarry OR WORSE MY TOILET COULD LOOK LIKE A ROCK QUARRY ON A MUDDY DAY?
Omigosh potty mouth potty mouth I'm sorry I hate talking toilet humor on this blog but I can't help it I'm just so surrounded by so much toilet humor. Everytime I watch a TV show or movie made today in the good old Double Os I see 'toilet humor' so maybe I'm
