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FLIFI'S EASTER GREETINGS 4/12/2009 8:05:56 AM
A HAPPY EASTER TO ALL OF YOU INCLUDING ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN CHRISTIANITY
(FLIFI 'THE FLYING FIFI', FIFI'S FAIRY COUNTERPART FROM THE ALTERNATE EARTH) GREETINGS AND A HAPPY EASTER SUNDAY TO ALL OF YOU INCLUDING PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CHRISITANS.
WHY DO I SAY THIS? BECAUSE ANYONE WETHER YOU ARE CHRISTIAN OR NOT SHOULD CELEBRATE A DAY IN WHICH THERE IS PEACE AND HARMONY ON EARTH. THIS INCLUDES PEOPLE WHO ARE AGNOSTIC OR AETHEIST AND DO NOT BELIEVE IN ANY 'HIGHER POWER' GUIDING US OR SAY 'LIFE AFER DEATH.' YOU DO BELIEVE IN NATURE SO SPEND TODAY ADMIRING ALL THAT 'MOTHER NATURE' HAS GIVEN YOU, THE AIR THAT YOU BREATHE, THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK, THE INCREDIBLE DIVERSITY OF ANIMAL AND PLANT LIFE THAT YOU SEE ON THIS EARTH, THE PERFECT 24 HOUR AND 365 DAY HARMONY THE EARTH HAS IN CONJUCTION WITH THE SUN AND THE MOON, THE NATURAL FOOD AND MINERALS FOUND ON THIS PLANET THAT HELP SUSTAIN YOUR LIFE (SADLY SO MUCH OF YOUR FOOD AND MEDICINE IS TAINTED BY ARTIFICAL MAN MADE CHEMICALS), YOUR AMAZING 'NATURE MADE' BODY (TELL ME HOW MANY 'MAN MADE' INVENTIONS WORK AS WELL SAY FOR AS LONG AS A HUNDRED PLUS YEARS AS THE ORGANS IN YOUR BODY?), THE AMAZING DIVERSE RACE OF HUMAN BEINGS YOU LIVE WITH WHOM YOU MUST RELY ON FOR SURVIVAL, AND FINALLY EXPERIENCING THE 'MIRACLE OF AGING' EITHER YOURS OR WITNESSING THE BIRTH OF YOUR CHILD OR GRANDCHILD AND SEEING HE OR SHE GROW UP.
SO TAKE CELEBRATION OF THIS DAY, ONE DAY A YEAR ALL OF YOU TO HELP YOUR FELLOW MAN NOT HARM YOUR FELLOW MAN.
SPEAKING OF DOING SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONE'S FELLOW MANAND I WILL THROW A TON OF PIXIE DUST ON ALL THESE PEOPLE AS I WAS FLYING INTO A STORE AND I READ IN THE LOCAL RAG WHICH SAID THAT THE LAPD IN MAY WILL EXCHANGE PEOPLE'S GUNS FOR GIFT CARDS. BEING A FAIRY I AM POLITICALLY NEUTRAL AND I UNDERSTAND PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PROTECTED BUT PEOPLE HAVE FAR FAR MORE HANDGUNS THAN THEY REALLY NEED AND I TIRE OF HEARING OF ALL THESE TRAGIC ACCIDENTS WHICH OCCUR AND COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF THERE WASN'T A HANDGUN AVAILABLE. SO ANYWAYS I JUST LOVE SEEING THIS 'GUNS FOR ROSES' OR 'GUNS FOR GIFT CARDS EXHANGE,' ACTUALLY IT IS 'GUNS FOR ROSES' BECAUSE YOU CAN USE THE GIFT CARDS TO BUY ROSES FOR YOUR LOVED ONES TODAY OR MOTHERS DAY COMING UP IN A FEW WEEKS. ANYWAYS 'PIXIE DUST' TO THE LAPD......
A STING AND PERHAPS A PAINFUL ONE TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO GET MULITPLE DUIS....YOU NEED TO GET AS MUCH HELP AS POSSIBLE.....YOU NEED TO KICK THAT DRUG OR ALCOHOL HABIT.....IF YOU FEEL DRUNK OR DROWSY FOR HEAVEN SAKES CALL A CAB....I'M SPEAKING OF THIS BECAUSE OF THE TRAGIC EVENTS WHICH OCCURRED THIS LAST WEEK WHERE A YOUNG UP AND COMING LOS ANGELES ANGELS PITCHER, A CAL STATE FULLERTON CHEERLEADER, AND A BRIGHT YOUNG LAW STUDENT WERE ALL KILLED IN A SENSELESS ACCIDENT OUT IN ORANGE COUNTY BY A HIT AND RUN DRUNK DRIVER WHO HAD A PRIOR DUI CONVICTION PLUS A SUPSENDED LICENSE.......
I JUST NOTICED AT LEAST FLYING OUT HERE IN THE 'PHYSICAL EARTH' OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA HOW RARE IT IS TO SEE A RAINY EASTER SUNDAY, JUST SO BRIGHT AND SUNNY TODAY WHILE TWO DAYS AGO ON 'GOOD FRIDAY' IT WAS RAINING FAIRLY HARD......
AGAIN BRINGING UP THE MAIN POINT OF MY BLOG I THINK ALL PEOPLE NOT JUST CHRISITANS SHOULD NOT ONLY CELEBRATE EASTER SUNDAY AS A DAY OF PEACE THEY SHOULD CELEBRATE 'GOOD FRIDAY' AS A DAY OF SACRIFICE AND NOT EAT MEAT OR POULTRY....I WAS HAPPY TO SEE A NUMBER OF FELLOW HUMANS I KNOW EITHER EATING FISH OR BEING A 'ONE DAY VEGETARIAN' ON GOOD FRIDAY........NOT ONLY YOUR DIET BUT OTHER 'TEMPTATIONS' SHOULD BE SACRIFICED BY ALL ON GOOD FRIDAY.........
A GREAT RECESSION MONEY SAVING TIP.......TRY TO CUT DOWN ON IMPULSE BUYING....ONE GREAT EXAMPLE IS IF YOU WANDER INTO A BOOKSTORE OR SUPERMARKET AND HAPPEN TO SAY SEE A GREAT ARTICLE IN A MAGAZINE UNLESS YOU'RE IN A RUSH D READ THE MAGAZINE IN THE STORE....TODAY UNLIKE A FEW YEARS AGO FEW STORE OWNERS DON'T CHASTIZE PEOPLE WHO READ A BOOK OR MAGAZINE IN THEIR STORE AND FORCE THEM TO BUY IT...I MEAN FACE IT ONCE YOU READ THE ARTICLE OR STORY YOU'RE NOT GONNA READ IT AGAIN AND IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF HARD EARNED MONEY........THE SAME CAN BE SAID OF BUYING THOSE EXTRA PAIR OF SHOES OR SANDALS WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE 20 PAIRS AT HOME....WHICH ME BRINGS UP TO MY GREAT RECESSION MONEY MAKING TIP.....GARAGE SALES OR EBAY AUCTIONS...YOU HAVE OVER THE YEARS COLLECTED A LOT OF ITEMS YOU NO LONGER NEED...PERHAPS YOU NOW CALL IT 'JUNK' BUT IT MAYBE SOMETHING THAT OTHER PEOPLE DESPERATELY WANT...SO WHY NOT ONE WEEKEND HAVE A 'GARAGE SALE' ON YOUR FRONT LAWN? MAKE A FEW EXTRA BUCKS AND GET RID OF THAT EXTRA 'CLUTTER.' AT LEAST ACUTION THE STUFF OFF ON EBAY.....MY GOD I FLEW INTO FIFI'S BEDROOM AND CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE EXTRA JUNK SHE AS....MARCUS'S PLACE IS EVEN WORSE....HIS CLUTTERED UP PLACE WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT CANDIDATE FOR THE 'CLEAN HOUSE'(YOU KNOW THE REALITY SHOW) PEOPLE TO VISIT.......
SO GET RID OF THAT JUNK....MAKE A FEW EXTRA BUCKS........
OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW FIFI'S BEEN OUT A FEW WEEKS AS YOU DON'T SEE HER THOUGHTS SO I'M TAKING OVER.....SHE'S GETTING READY FOR THAT LA TIMES FESTIVAL OF BOOKS COMING UP AT UCLA IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND SHE'LL HAVE A NICE BIG THOUGHTS RIGHT BEFORE THE FESTIVAL......
SHE DID TELL ME TO SHOW YOU ONE OF HER 'SILLY POEMS' THAT SHE WROTE, HERE IT GOES....
SOMEONE WHO WAS ONCE A BABY
GROWS UP TO BE AN OLD MAN OR LADY
BUT AS THAT PERSON GETS OLD
AND THE EARTH'S CLIMATE GETS MORE COLD (GLOBAL COOLING? NEW ICE AGE?)
THAT OLD FELLOW OR OLD LADY CAN STILL SAY
'I'LL STILL HAVE MY LEFT BRAIN, MY RIGHT BRAIN, AND MY CHAKRAS.....'
'MY LEFT BRAIN, MY RIGHT BRAIN, AND MY CHAKRAS.......'
'MY LEFT BRAIN, MY RIGHT BRAIN, AND MY CHAKRAS.............................'
IT CERTAINLY IS A SILLY POEM BUT IT'S ALSO IN MY OPINION QUITE FUNNY AND FIFI IS SO FUNNY AND HAS THE MOST AMAZING 'RIGHT BRAIN'.....I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA BE AN AMAZING WORLD FAMOUS ACTRESS SOON......
I MEAN IF WE HAVE ALL THESE GREAT RIGHT OR LEFT BRAIN 'INVENTIONS' OR 'MANIAS' MADE BY PEOPLE....YOU KNOW BEATLEMANIA OR DISNEYMANIA OR MICROSOFT MANIA OR GOOGLE MANIA OR SPIELBURG MANIA....IT SHOULDN'T BE LONG BEFORE WE SEE 'FIFIMANIA...'
BUT PLEASE FIFI SOMETIMES YOU USE TO MUCH OF YOUR RIGHT OR YOUR LEFT BRAIN, YOU NEED TO USE MORE OF YOUR WHOLE BRAIN, YOUR PLACE IS KIND OF A PIGSTY, YOU TOO MARCUS, YOU'RE BOTH JUST LIKE A WORLD FAMOUS PHYSICIST WHO WAS SO BRILLIANT WITH HIS LEFT BRAIN BUT WALKED AROUND WITH HIS HAIR UNCOMBED AND HIS SHOES UNTIED....I MEAN WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHERS SAY WHEN THEY VISIT? .........
DOING FIFI'S MOVIE REVIEW.....TWO QUICK RECENT MOVIES OUT YOU PEOPLE SHOULD SEE........'GOODBYE SOLO' AND 'SUGAR'....BOTH HAVE REALLY GOOD STORIES BUT KINDA SAD ENDINGS............
SO I'M NOW FLYING OFF TO CELEBRATE EASTER A DAY OF GOODWILL WITH ALL MY FAIRY TALE FRIENDS, A HAPPY EASTER TO YOU ALL...............
