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Fifi's Thoughts 9/26/2008 9:52:14 PM
Get ready to put your money in CHASE AMERICA AND I WILL ONLY DRINK AND EAT ICECREAM MADE OF COW'S MILK It's gonna happen soon, with what 'Chase Manhattan Bank,' that's what father and I still like to call what is now 'JP Morgan Chase' gobbling up 'WAMU' or Washington Mutual. I mean all the big stock brokerages and banks and investment banks are like dissappearing into one gigantic financial 'bowl of soup.' A few months ago 'Indy Mac' where I still like a deposit was taken over by the FDIC. Thank God I'm poor I don't even like a GRAND in that FDIC bank much less a hundred grand, so my money market savings can just sit there till a real bank takes over. Then came the death of Bear Stearns, then came the death of Lehman Brothers, then the government took over Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae, then Merrill Lynch was eaten by the B of A, now Chase just swallowed WAMU. So I am now convinced in a few years half our finacial instiutions will be taken over by he FED, so we'll have what a FEDERAL NATIONAL BANK IN ADDITION TO A FEDERAL RESERVE BANK? SO SO '1984ish.' THE OTHER HALF WILL BE TAKEN OVER BY 'CHASE AMERICA' OR POSSIBLY CHASE WELLS AMERICA CITIBANK BECAUSE YOU KNOW WELS FARGO AND CITIBANK THE LAST 2 BIG BANKS WILL BE GOBBLED UP BY CHASE AND B OF A. SO EITHER PUT YOUR MONEY IN CHASE AMERICA IN A FEW YEARS OR FIND A NICE FANCY MATRESSS.
I just read the most hilarious news in the local rag today that PETA contacted Ben and Jerry's and said they should 'human mother's milk' in their ice cream instead of cow's milk because it somehow injures those poor milk cows. EEEEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEK EEEEEEEEEEK. I'm not gonna say anymore. Where are they gonna find any women?....... I come from Iowa and have been on a few farms and just see those big cud chewing creatures just nonchalantly and lazily go MOOOMOOOMOOO when they get milked, showing no signs of pain.........Comeon PETA get serious now Beef cattle and future juicy steaks make a little more sense than dairy cows.........
I'm sorry but I know for a fact now that your major chakras warn your body you know with pain when things are wrong and they are 'bothered.' I mean head chakra gives you headaches when you get stresses and gives you a toothache when you eat all that sweet stuff. Your stomach chakra aches when you eat like spicy Indian food or just eat too much. You people need to think about your chakras, that pain is saying they've had 'enough.'
I'm just hoping and praying hoping and praying hoping and praying the CUBS WILL FINALLY GET THE JOB DONE THIS YEAR. A HUNDRED YEAR WAIT IS LONG ENOUGH. EVEN IF WE GET IN THE SERIES THAT BREAKS A SIXTY THREE YEAR DROUGHT. IF THE CUBS WIN MY CHAKRAS WILL BE SO PERFECT AND ALIGNED AND I KNOW MY ASTRAL BODY WILL TAKE OFF AND I WILL FEEL LIKE I'M 'FLOATING IN HEAVEN.'
Allright the debate the debate, I kinda saw the last few minutes and loved the way McCain attacked Obamba.
I'm sorry but like a local rag said the great Diniro and Pacino are in the sunset of the careers and the recent movie they made together just doesn't generate much magic. I do like Heat and Godfather 2 though and it's just sad these two supermen didn't make more movies together when they were in their prime. Maybe it has something to do them both asking for a lottalottalottalotta bucks and no studio could afford to pay the both of them when they were both on top, unless the studio of course was owned by George Steinbrenner. I JUST LOVE SEEING THE EVIL EMPIRE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS AND WHAT THE DEVILRAYS WHO HAVE ONE TENTH YANKEES PAYROLL JUST CLINCHED THE AL EAST?
1968 RETRO 2008. I JUST MET A 'HOLY TRINITY' OF HIPPY GRANDMOTHER, who went to all those old Vietnam protests, HIPPY DAUGHTER, who protested against Panama and Grenada and Star Wars and the Reagan military buidup in the 80s, and HIPPY GRANDAUGHTER, who is protesting against Iraq and 'Homeland Security.' I asked this 'holy trio' where they all were going. THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO WOODSTOCK SO THEY COULD CELEBRATE THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF 'THE EVENT' NEXT YEAR. They said there may be a big 40th anniversary concert. OMIGOSH I'M THINKING THE GRANDMOTHER WORSHIPPED JANIS AND JIMMY AND THE YOUNGBLOODS, THE MOTHER WORSHIPPED MADONNA, MICHAEL, BANANARAMA, AND THE GO GOS AND THE GRANDAUGHTER WORSHIPS 'MATCHBOX' AND 'GWEN
STEFANI?'
There may a lot of talented actors in the 20th century who were as good as I am BUT I KNOW I'M JUST AS TALENTED AS ANY YOUNG ACTOR OR ACTRESS IN THE 21ST CENTURY.
THEY HAD SOME CONTEST ABOUT ALL THE BEST BIG NAME CARTOON MOVIES. I'M SORRY BUT SNOW WHITE, ANTZ, SPIRITED AWAY, PINNOCHIO, PETER PAN, CINDERELLA, WALL E, AND SHREK JUST HAD BETTER AGENTS THAN I DO. IF THEY MADE A CARTOON MOVIE ABOUT ME I WOULD KICK ALL THEIR BUTTS. THE SAME THING WITH THAT.......'ESURANCE' REDHEAD WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK A LOT LIKE ME AND THAT OH LUCKY CAR INSURANCE 'LIZARD' WITH THAT PHONEY AUSSIE ACCENT. TONI AND JERRY ARE JUST NOT DOING THEIR JOBS.
SPEAKING OF THAT 'SPIRITED AWAY' GIRL I MAY JUST HEAD TO JAPAN AND SEE IF I CAN GET A MOTION PICTURE DEAL THERE. YOU PEOPLE AGREE I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE MANGA CARTOON THINGS AND AS THE JAPANESE LOVE WATCHING EUROPEAN LOOKING ANIME CARTOONS ESPECIALLY REDHEADS I THINK I WOULD KICK A7SS IN THE LAND OF THAT RISING SUN. BANZAI! BANZAI!
OHHHHHH one of the few movies I in the Double Os that I absolutely love is 'Napolean Dynamite.' It is just so realistic about how high school kids really act as opposed to these stupid dumb corny teenage films that just waste a lot of space and time. You people must TIVO or DVR this movie when it comes out on cable or heck maybe you can get a good deal on buying a DVD at Blockbuster as it is a few years old. I would have loved getting the role of Napolean's 'geek girlfriend' or even the b44tch who gave Napolean the brushoff at the Prom. Way way more than enough thoughts for now. Now you Trojan fans know how us Buckeye fans feel after little Oregon State kicked your teams butt.
