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FIFI'S THOUGHTS 2/16/2009 8:47:38 PM
HAPPY 200TH TO THE GREATEST PRESIDENT WHO EVER LIVED AND THE 'KING OF ATHEISTS' YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT IN THE LAST WEEK 2 OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL MEN IN HISTORY JUST CELEBRATED THEIR 200TH BIRTHDAYS? YOU PEOPLE NEED TO REFLECT THAT TODAY, PRESIDENT'S DAY, IS THE 200TH BIRTHDAY OF THAT GREAT FELLOW MIDWESTERNER, AND ARGUABLY THE GREATEST PRESIDENT WHO EVER LIVED, AND OF COURSE THE FOUNDER OF MY FAVORITE PARTY, THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, ABRAHAM LINCOLN. NOW A WEEK AGO ALL MY AETHEIST FRIENDS GOT EXCITED BECAUSE THEIR HERO, CHARLES DARWIN, JUST CELEBRATED HIS 200TH BIRTHDAY. OK I'M NOT GONNA GET INTO EVOLUTIONISM VERSUS CREATIONISM RIGHT NOW. IN THE NEAR FUTURE MY GOOD AQUAINTANCE DICK, THE STUCK UP ENGLISH OXFORD GRAD AETHEIST JUDE LAW LOOKALIKE WHO TEACHES GENETICS AT THROOP AND I WILL HAVE A FRIENDLY ARGUMENT ABOUT THIS FOREVER LASTING CONTROVERSY ON A LOCAL PUBLIC ACCESS STATION OUT HERE IN LA. RIGHT NOW I JUST WANT TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABE AND CHARLES, YOU BOTH HAVE INFLUENCED A LOT OF PEOPLE, BOTH POSITIVELY AND NEGATIVELY.
OMIGOSH I HAVEN'T SEEN IT BUT A FEW PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME THAT THE MAIN CHARACTER IN 'CONFESSIONS OF A STUPIDHOLIC' OR IS IT 'SHOPAHOLIC' REMINDS THEM SO MUCH OF ME. I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE BUT PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME THE MAIN CHARACTER LOOKS AND ACTS SO MUCH LIKE ME AND THAT THERE IS ALSO A 'KERRY KROWLEY LIKE CHARACTER,' YOU KNOW MY EVIL RIVAL, IN THE MOVIE. IF THESE PRODUCERS WANT TO GET AN ACTRESS LIKE ME, WHY IN THE HECK WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE ROLE AS OPPOSSED TO ISLA FISHER? THE POWER OF CONNECTIONS, THE POWER OF CONNECTIONS.
ALL THESE........ 'FALSE REDHEADS'........THERE'S NO REDHEAD LIKE ME..........
I TRULYTRULYTRULYTRULY CANNOT CANNOT BELIEVE JOAQUIN PHOENIX IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING LEAVING HOLLYWOOD TO BE A 'RAP STAR.' THESE PEOPLE ONCE THEY'VE MADE IT SURE GET SPOILED. HERE I AM A STARVING WAITRESS DESPERATE TO GET ANY ROLE AND JOAQUIN WANTS TO QUIT ACTIN AND DO SOME RAPPIN?
BY THE WAY HIS LAST MOVIE AND HOPEFULLY IT TRULY IT IS NOT HIS LAST BECAUSE HE IS ONE OF THE FEW REALLY TALENTED ACTORS TODAY 'TWO LOVERS' WITH GWYNNETH PATHROW IS PRETTY DECENT. YOU PEOPLE MAY WANT TO CHECK IT OUT.
DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT CHECK OUT 'THE INTERNATIONAL'......TOTALLY ANOTHER FORGETFUL DOUBLES OS STINKO FILM
I HEARD THE MALE/FEMALE RATIO IN 'SHOPAHOLIC' IS LIKE 1/10. MARCUS YOU AND ALL YOU OTHER SINGLE FELLAS MAY WANT TO CHECK THAT FILM OUT AND DO A 'LITTLE MINGLING' BEFORE THE FILM STARTS, THAT IS IF SHE 'HAS NO RING.' SURE BEATS THOSE DATING SITES FOR A FELLA WHERE THE M/F RATIO IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE...10/1....
SPEAKING OF 'STINKO' FILMS IT IS 'OSCAR WEEK' AND ME AND MY COMPANIONS WILL MAKE OUR WEEKLY OSCAR AND STINKO PICKS THIS UPCOMING 'OSCAR WEEKEND.'
FATHER CAN'T BELIEVE A GIRL LIKE ME, A GRADUATE OF A PRESTIGIOUS COLLEGE, AND WHO TOOK CLASSES LIKE 'PARTIAL DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS,' ORGANIC CHEMISTRY, AND QUANTUM PHYSICS, IS WOKING AS A WAITRESS. I'M SORRY FATHER, I DO WHAT MY RIGHT BRAIN NOT MY LEFT BRAIN TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, AND RIGHT NOW IT'S TELLING ME TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS AND BE AN ACTRESS.
I TEULY TRULY TRULY SOMETIMES CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, OR IS IT THE QUEEN OF WIERD.
THE NERVE OF A BIG SHOT ATHLETE LIKE MANNY RAMIREZ TURNING DOWN 25 MILLION BUCKS A YEAR OR SOME RICH WALL STREET CEO GETTING A 50 MILLLION DOLLAR BONUS WHEN PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS TODAY LEFT AND RIGHT. KARMA WILL GET THEM IF THEY DON'T CHANGE THEIR GREEDY WAYS.
SAD RECENT PASSINGS....OMIGOSH I REALLY LIKED JAMES WHITMORE....HE WAS SOOOOOOO GOOD IN 'BATTLEGROUND' AND MUCH LATER ON IN 'THE SHAWSHANK' REDEMPTION. I ALSO LIKED HIS 'MIRACLEGRO COMMERCIALS.' JUST ANOTHER GREAT CHARACTER ACTOR WHO HAS LEFT US. YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THREE GREAT ACTORS FROM 'BATTLEGROUND,' JAMES WHITMORE, RICARDO MONTABLAN, AND VAN JOHNSON, HAVE ALL JUST RECENTLY LEFT US? ALSO I LOVED THAT GREAT GIRL GROUP FROM THE 60S, THE RONNETTES, ONE OF THEIR LEAD SINGERS, ESTELLE BENNETT, SADLY PASSED ON A FEW DAYS AGO, REST IN PEACE, JAMES AND ESTELLE.....
GREAT GREAT SONGS FROM THE PAST, 'BRAZIL' BY 'THE RICHIE FAMILY' 'GOOD TIMES' BY CHIC, 'LONESOME LOSER' BY THE LITTLE RIVER BAND, AND 'CENTER FIELD' BY JOHN FOGERTY.
WHY DID THEY HAVE ALL THESE GREAT SINGERS AND ALL THESE GREAT SONGS BEFORE I WAS BORN AS OPPOSED TO WHAT YOU SEE TODAY? YOU BABY BOOMERS AND 70S GENXERS DON'T REALIZE HOW GOOD YOU HAD IT......OF COURSE PEOPLE MY GRANDMA'S AGE WHO LOVED SINATRA CONSIDER 60S, 70S, AND 80S ROCK AND ROLL/POP MUSIC TO BE NOTHING MORE THAN 'A LOT OF NOISE'...........
THEY NEED TO HAVE A 'RIGHT BRAINED AWARD,' YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S 'RIGHT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE' FOR THE BEST CREATIVE STUFF MADE BY PEOPLE DURING THE YEAR....
I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO TELL ME 'OH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FIFI......' AND A FEW PEOPLE WHO TELL ME 'FIFI, I REALLY CAN'T STAND YOU'.......C'EST LA VIE C'EST LA VIE........
ALL THESE TALENTED AND UNTALENTED RIGHT BRAINED PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE IT.....WHY CAN'T I? AM I A COMPLAINER? TOO BAD....
OMIGOSH I READ IN A LOCAL RAG BECAUSE OF THE BAD ECONOMY SOME OF THESE TV STATIONS ARE CONSIDERING USING ADS FROM LOW LIFE ADVERTISERS LIKE HARD LIQUOR OR 'MEN'S STUFF' COMPANIES DURING PRIME TIME BECAUSE OF THE SHORTAGE OF ADVERTISERS. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO THINK ABOUT THE KIDS....THINK ABOUT THE KIDS...........
FINALLY MY GOOD FRIEND AND ALIEN HELLOS FROM ZATORIS WHO HAS LIKE A 200 IQ IS SOOOOOO FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SO LEFT BRAINED....TODAY IT WAS RAINING SO HARD AND HE TOLD ME 'THE PRECIPITATION CAUSED BY THE CLOUD CONDITIONS IN YOUR PLANET'S LOWER ATMOSPHERE IS COMING DOWN QUITE HARD TODAY......JUST CALL IT 'RAIN' HELLOS. MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW....
