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Fifi's Thoughts 9/12/2009 8:39:10 AM
I'm determined to be a carrotholoic and IT'S TIME FOR THE BUCKEYES AND THE BEARS You people haven't seen me in a while because I've been so busy with my blog tour for Diary of a Mad Gen Yer, I have no idea who reads these blogs but there's so many I have to do and I have to use all four my brains to answer them....a couple of quick things....
It's football season folks so that means the Cubs season is officially over (Wonder if Lou will come back) and now we can officially celebrate 101 years since Cubs won the Series and even....omigish.....64 YEARS SINCE THE CUBS MADE IT TO THE SERIES......EEEEEK THAT BEATLES SONG...WHEN I'M 64...TALKING ABOUIT GRANDKIDS AND ALL THAT STUFF...SOMEONE WHO WAS BORN IN '45 WHEN CUBS LAST WON THE PENNANT WOULD BE SINGING THAT SONG NOW...THE CUBS WON'T WIN A PENNANT BEFORE THE NEXT ICE AGE COMES.....
SO NOW WE CAN SUFFER WITH THE BEARS AND THE BUCKEYES...
BUCKEYES PLAY LALA LAND'S TROJANS TONITE AND WILL PROBABLY LOSE WHILE BEARS PLAY THE PACKERS TOMMORROW NIGHT AND WILL PROBABLY LOSE BUT THAT'S LIFE...THAT'S LIFE....AT LEAST THE BEARS HAVE A QUARTERBACK WHO CAN THROW THE BALL MORE THAN 5 FEET SO WHO KNOWS WHO KNOWS....
You people want to see a rare great movie then you need to see Big Fan.....Omigosh it is so funny and Biff and I had to drive all the way to the Nuart Theater in West LA to see it last night but that's how it is today...All the stinky movies which are the majority of the movies today get shown every where while all the good movies are just show in a few theaters.....Anyways 'Biff Fan' is a story about this poor lovelable loser who is a die hard NY Giant fan....Let's put it this way....THE GIANTS COME FIRST...EVEN IF ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS BEAT ME UP AND I REFUSE TO MAKE MYSELF AN INSTANT MILLIONAIRE BY SUEING THE HECK OUT OF HIM...I CAN'T HARM MY BELOVED GIANTS...That's all I'll say....you people need to see it...Omigosh I can almost be as fanatical as Big Fan is with my Bears and Cubs
MY LIMBIC BRAINS AND CEREBRAL BRAINS ARE JUST AS TALENTED AS ANYONE ELSE'S LIMBIC BRAINS AND CEREBRAL BRAINS...IT'S JUST THAT SOME PEOPLE GET THAT BIG BREAK AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TALENT....I'M TIRED OF BEING IN THAT 'DON'T' COLUMN.
NOW I TRULUTRLULYTRULYTRULY BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH.....YOU KNOW WE'RE ALL LIKE 'CELLULAR THINGS'......WELL EINSTEIN'S OR SOME OTHER FAMOUS PHYSICIST'S LAW OF ENERGY OR EMOTIONAL TRANSFORMATION OR WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED SAYS THAT ONE THING EVENTUALLY GETS CONVERTED INTO ANOTHER THING.....YOU KNOW THAT'S WHERE E = MC SQUARED COMES FROM......SO ANYWAYS A CELLULAR THING HAS TO BE CONVERTED INTO ANOTHER CELLULAR THING.....THAT'S WHY WHEN THE TIME COMES I MAY BE CONVERTED INTO A RABBIT OR A PLANT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR EVEN WORSE COME BACK AS A MAN.....I MEAN YOU PEOPLE REALIZE ALL LIVING CELLULAR THINGS....YOU KNOW....PEOPLE, PLANTS, AND ANIMALS STINK OR SMELL.....UNLIKE ROCKS WHICH DON'T STINK OR SMELL....IT'S JUST THAT I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE NOT BEING FIFI ANYMORE....THE LORD AND LORDESS WILL HOPEFULLY KEEP ME IN THAT HIGHER ASTRAL HEAVEN SO I CAN ENTERTAIN THEM OR THEIR FRIENDS AND NOT COME BACK AS SOME USELESS MAN OR RABBIT OR.......PINEAPPPLE.........
ALSO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE YOU CAN'T EAT ANY FOOD THAT IS CURRENTLY OR USED TO BE CELLULAR THINGS LIKE MEAT COMES FROM AN ANIMAL AND GRAINS AND EVEN SUGAR COMES FROM PLANTS...I MEAN YOU CAN'T ROCKS WHICH ARE ATOMIC AND NOT CELLULAR...EVEN THOUGH.... YOU CAN DRINK WATER WHICH IS ALSO ATOMIC AND NOT CELLULAR....WELL THAT'S NOT TRUE BECAUSE JUST LOOK AT THE TAP WATER YOU DRINK UNDER A MICROSOPE AND YOU'LL SEE IT'S QUITE 'CELLULAR'......
THE 200 YEAR OLD GREAT OLD WRITER...HE'S SO FUNNY MOCKING ME FOR CALLING HIM A FORMER 'CELLULAR THING'...YOU PEOPLE CAN READ HIS POEM IN THE POETRY SECTION....I'M SORRY DICK MY AETHEIST SCIENCE FRIEND BUT EVEN AFTER FOUR BILLION YEARS 'NATURE' WOULD NOT MAKE ALL THSE BEAUTIFUL WELL DESIGNED LIVING AND NONLIVING THINGS WE SEE ON THIS PLANET TODAY....EVERYTHING WOULD STILL BE A BIG AMORPHOUS MASS...THERE IS A CREATOR...THERE IS A CREATOR...
You people need to start eating carrots and other kinds of vegetables intead of gooey sugary filled doughnuts and sausage sandwiches and french fries....unless...you don't care to make to a hundred plus....which I certainly do...THAT MEANS I CAN AUDITION AND GET TURNED DOWN SEVENTY FIVE MORE YEARS...I PLAN TO BE A CARROTHOLICK....NOTICE THEY PUSH ALL THOSE.....BEER AND FASTFOOD....AND..'ED' COMMERCIALS BUT NEVER PUSH CARROT COMMERCIALS....THE POWER OF EVIL OVER GOOD....THE POWER OF TEMPTATION OVER MORALITY....THE LORD EXISTS BUT SO DOES THE 'OTHER GUY'.....MORE THAN ENOUGH THOUGHTS FOR NOW.....
