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Fifi's Thoughts 7/23/2009 10:21:00 AM
I AM BLOGGING WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING SO SHHHHHHHHH DON'T TELL MY BOSS I'm blogging when I should be working.....I'm actually blogging at a local Starbucks which is full of unemployed gen yers like me (except I'm not unemployed) and older people on their labtops who are perhaps sending 'eresumes' like crazy to all these job sites or textmessaging/blogging to their friends why because of this Great Recession they have wasted another day and can't find a job or writing their silly thoughts like I am........
Now this is not a good thing to do especially during the Great Recession but yes I did tell Petros my boss at the five and dime Sherman Oaks coffee shop that I work that I had some personal business to take care off........Well this is personal business.......I want to express my thoughts to you people and that's personal isn't it? Face it even during the Great Recession we just aren't robots and I need to take a little break from things like "GET ME MORE COFFEE GIRL......WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?.....YOU SURE GOT A NICE CUTE LITTLE AXXXSSS"....YES THOSE WOLVES AND GIGOLOS AT THAT COFFEE SHOP SAY THAT AND YES I JUST POINT TO THE SIGN THAT SAYS 'WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE' BUT THEY STILL SAY THINGS LIKE THAT AND I CANNOT POUR HOT COFFEE OVER THIER HEADS WHICH I WOULD LOVE TO DO.....
So I just tell Petros I have a Dental Apppointment or something like that and I'll make it up by doing an extra shift and him being the good boss knowing that I'm a very good worker gives me that time off.....I mean face it after dealing with obnoxious people like I just mentioned not to mentioned going to auditions that will fail in the afternoon not to mention an acting class or two in the evening sometimes I'm too tired to do any blogging in the evening......
Speaking of dental appointments I had to go a few days ago to have a root canal because one of my lower molars had a bad cavity.....While the root canal was not pleasant with all that drilling IT'S NOTHING LIKE THE PAIN THAT LOWER MOLAR GAVE ME.....THE DAY BEFORE THE EMERGENCY I WAS TAKING TWO OR THREE ASPIRINS EVERY HOUR...DRINKING COLD LIQUIDS FELT LIKE SOME FORM OF UNBEARABLE TORTURE...I SWEAR I FELT LIKE TAKING A BASEBALL BAT AT TIMES AND SWINGING IT AGAINST MY LEFT JAW....ON THE WAY TO THE APPOINTMENT I FELT LIKE CRASHING MY TRUCK AGAINST A TREE....YES PERHAPS IT IS SUICIDE AND I WOULD BE SENT TO A COLD COLD PLACE IN THE LOWER ASTRAL REALM OR I WOULD BE IMMEDIATELY REINCARNATED TO LIVE A LIFE OF DRUDGERY AS A LIFE INSURANCE SALESMAN OR MALE 'BANKRUPCY LAWYER' BUT AT LEAST THE PAIN WOULD BE GONE....THE PAIN WULD BE GONE.......AS I SAID IN AN EARLIER....THE TEETH.....BY FAR NO ORGAN OR ORGANS IN YOUR BODY COME CLOSE IN GIVING YOU LIFETIME PAIN..........
Of course a few weeks earlier my heart came close to rivaling my teeth in pain......It must have been the spicy Italian sausage spaghetti dinner that I ate earlier which I absolutely love BUT OMIGOSH LATER THAT EVENING LIKE THREE IN THE MORNING I WOKE UP NOT WITH A RAPID HEARTBEAT BUT A WHACKY HEARTBEAT...FEELING ALL SWEATY AND CLAMMY LIKE....MY FOUR BRAINS WERE FEELING A LITTLE FOGGY....I WAS ABOUT TO WAKE UP MARISSA AND CALL 911 TO TAKE ME TO THE HOPSITAL WHEN AFTER JUST RESTING ON THE BED A FEW MINUTES MY HEARTBEAT WENT BACK TO NORMAL....AS MUCH AS I LOVE IT...I NEED TO CUT DOWN ON HIGH SODIUM STUFF LIKE ITALIAN SAUSAGE........
My Kundalini yogi says the heart incident was the heart chakra telling me I had too much stress and well showed me how it felt....You people realize when you feel stress one of the seven chakras reacts? OK headaches, head chakra, dry throat feeling or sore throat, throat chakra, heart aches, palpitations, trouble breathing, heart and lung chakra, stomach aches,'nerves,' stomach chakra, you need to go to the bathroom one way because you're nervous or excited, intestinal chakra, you need to go to the bathroom the other way because you're nervous or excited, bladder chakra....OK I didn't mention that crown chakra above your head but I think that controls the entire body and besides thats what your spirit goes thru when it 'leaves the body.....'
OK more cerebral/limbic people jokes......It must be my two limbic brains that make me write these silly jokes...
A limbic person needs to be dragged, gagged, blindfolded, and with his or her two hands tied behind his or her back to a library and forced to read a book WHICH IS ALL WORDS AND HAS NO PICTURES AND MAKES NO SOUNDS......
A cerebral person needs to be dragged, gagged, blindfolded, and with his or her two hands tied behind his or her back to a bar by a 'point person' to meet a member of the opposite sex...You know a cerebral fella is introduced to a dumb blonde who LOVES SHOPPING A LOT MORE THAN DOING ANY THINKING and laughs out loud 'AHAHA AHAHA' all the time....or a cerebral woman is introduced to a friendly bearded not very intelligent Paul Bunyan type who likes to go 'SNAKE HUNTING' AND LINE DANCING AND LAUGHS OUT LOUD 'AHAHA AHAHA' all the time.....
Another sad passing.....Boy they're sure have been a lot recently...The Lord has certainly been calling up a lot of famous and talented people this past month.....Peter Waller of 'Peter and Gordon' fame, one of those oh so many funky and exciting British Invasion groups from the 1960s, recently left us.....I just love listenting to 'A World without Love' on the oldies station when I'm driving....Rest in peace Gordon....
OH OH OH AND A BOTTLE OF RUM AND A BIT OF YUM YUM YUM....FREEBIES FREEBIES....NOT TOO MANY PAID COPIES YET OF 'GEN YER' ON SMASHWORDS BUT I (REMEMBER I LIVE IN MARCUS'S HEAD) JUST TRIED A LITTLE FREE EXPERIMENT AND VOILA.....LIKE 204 COPIES ARE DOWNLOADED.....SO I AM QUITE POPULAR WHEN I'M FREE EHHHH?....EVERYBODY LIKES THINGS FREE....BUT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER AND GEN YER IS GONNA COST A FEW BUCKS AGAIN................SO YOU FREE PEOPLE CAN NOW MENTION HOW GOOD THE BOOK IS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY CAN BY IT..........
I am so tired of these ever loving EARTH CENTRIC AETHEIST SKEPTICS WHO 1) DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD....THAT WE'RE JUST ALL PART OF 'NATURE'.....2) THERE'S NOT A LIVING THING IN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE OUTSIDE OF THE GOOD OLD EARTH.....AND THERE'S 3) NO SUCH THING AS 'LIFE AFTER DEATH'.....EVERYTHING JUST TURNS BLACK....
ALLRIGHT SKEPTICS LET'S LOOK AT NO 1) JUST LOOK AT YOUR BODY, LOOK AT YOUR FRIEND'S OR RELATIVE'S BODIES, LOOK AT ANY ANIMAL'S BODY, EVEN A FLEA'S BODY, ALL COMING OUT OF WHAT 1 OR 2 CELLS AT THE BEGINNING? LOOK AT THIS PERFECTLY MADE WORLD WITH THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF WATER, GASES, TREES, AND NATURALLY MADE FOODS AND MINERALS. HOW THE HECK CAN 'NATURE' A 'BIG VOID' MAKE SUCH COMPLEX THINGS? A ONE IN TRILLION TRILLION CHANCE IMO THAT WE ARE MADE BY 'NATURE' AND NOT BY A COMPLEX BEING OR BEINGS OR FORCES.....
2) LOOK AT THE LARGE BIG UNIVERSE OUT THERE AT NIGHT AND ALL THOSE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF STARS AND THOUSANDS AND PERHAPS MILLIONS OF GALAXIES....A LOT OF THOSE STARS HAVE TO HAVE EARTH LIKE PLANETS SPINNING AROUND THEM...AGAIN A ONE IN TRILLION CHANCE THAT 'WE ARE ALONE....3) FINALLY IF WE A BUNCH OF 'MUTICELLULAR ORGANISMS JUST DISSAPEAR INTO NOTHINGNESS DID WE JUST COME OUT OF NOTHINGNESS? I'M SORRY BUT FOR ANY MULTICELLULAR ORGANISM AGAIN IMO THERE CAN'T BE DEATH WITHOUT BIRTH AND VICE VERSA.....AND THAT MEANS THERE'S LIFE AFTER DEATH........ANNNNNNNNNNNND.....LIFE BEFORE BIRTH.....YOU KNOW LIKE ENERGY TRANSFER....THERE'S LIFE TRANSFER.....I'M SORRY SKEPTICS UNTIL I SEE OTHERWISE I WILL STICK WITH MY BELIEFS.......
I just read some nonsense where taller types have higher IQs, you know more cerebral stuff in their head....I beg to differ with that nonsense....I may be only 5 foot 2 but I think I'm as smart any 'Giant' or 'Amazon' I've ever met....Some of the smartest people I ever met were quite short and some of the dumbest people I ever met were quite tall, you know I mean tall enough for the Bulls to take a look at them, so I have no idea where that silly research study came from.....Way more than enough thoughts for now.......Just kinda hope Petros doesn't read this blog...........
