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FIFI'S THOUGHTS 6/3/2009 10:38:15 AM
MY RIGHT LIMBIC BRAIN GETS ME SO DISORIENTED............. IT'S MY RIGHT LIMBIC BRAIN MY RIGHT LIMBIC BRAIN..........THAT FORCES ME TO DO SOME MANY WEIRD AND STRANGE THINGS........FOR ONE THING YOU KNOW I LIKE TO REVIEW MOVIES FOR YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE I'M AN ACTRESS FIRST (AN UEMPLOYED ACTRESS) AND A MOVIE LOVER SECOND........BUT WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME SHOULD I BE FORCED TO SEE EVERY DARN STINKO DOUBLE OS MOVIE THAT COMES OUT...........FOR INSTANCE WHY WOULD ANYONE SEE ANYTHING AS PREPOSTEROUS AS 'WHAT GOES UP?" ABOUT A REPORTER WHO VISITS THE HOMETOWN OF THE HEROIC LATE TEACHER/ASTRONAUT CHRISTA MCAULIFFE RIGHT BEFORE THE TERRIBLE CHALLENGER ACCIDENT IN 1986 TO REPORT ON ALL THE PRELAUNCH CEREMONIES AND PARADES FOR THE HOMETOWN HERO......THE MOVIE GOES RIGHT UP TO LAUNCH BUT DOES NOT MENTION THAT TRAGIC ACCIDENT.......THE FINAL SCENE SHOWS THE REPORTER IS LEAVING THE SMALL NEW HAMPSHIRE TOWN DURING THE LAUNCH..........
JUST LIKE SILLY AND A BIT TACKY THIS MOVIE AS THERE APPEARS TO BE NO TRIBUTE TO THE LATE MS MCAULIFFE BUT THEN MY RIGHT LIMBIC BRAIN IS SO FILLED WITH CURIOSITY THAT IT OVERTUNED MY THREE OTHER BRAINS AND I DECIDED TO SEE IT. INSTEAD OF WATCHING THESE BAD MOVIES MY 2 CERBRUMS AND MY LEFT LIMBIC BRAIN ARE TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE HONING MY CRAFT.....YOU KNOW LIKE DOING A LOT OF 'SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK' WITH A FEW OTHER UNEMPLOYED ACTORS BUT THEN WHERE IS A PARK OUT HERE IN THE LA AREA WHERE IT'S SAFE FOR ACTORS TO 'HONE THEIR CRAFT' AT NIGHT?
SO MY RIGHT LIMBIC WINS OVER AND I CONTINUE WATCH BAD MOVIES AND I WILL CONTINUE TO REPORT BAD MOVIES TO YOU........
I JUST MET A GIRL AT SOME 'PAATY' WHERE A LOT OF US UNEMPLOYED SHOW BUSINESS TYPES MEET AND MINGLE AND EXCHANGE CARDS AND SHE TOLD ME SHE HAD BEEN TURNED DOWN AT OVER 200 AUDITIONS...NOT JUST MOVIES AND TV BUT COMMERCIALS AND VIDEO MUSCIALS AND DUMB REALITY STUFF......I MEAN SHE'S EVEN BEEN TURNED DOWN MORE TIMES THAN I HAVE .....AND GUESS WHAT? SHEEEEEEEEEEE HAS AN MFA FROM A FAMOUS IVY LEAGUE DRAMA SCHOOL.........OMIGOSH IF A GIRL WITH AN MFA FROM A TOP SCHOOL CAN'T FIND WORK WHAT'S A GIRL LIKE ME WITH JUST A BA DEGREE TO DO? MARCUS ARE YOU AS A WRITER A BIT WORRIED ABOUT NOT HAVING AN MFA? ALL THESE YOUNG WRITER'S WITH THESE MFA DEGREES.....EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING THEY'VE WRITTEN....
WELL I'M JUST MOPING AROUND AT THIS PARTY WITH A DIET COKE IN MY HAND (I DON'T DRINK THAT MUCH) AND GUESS WHAT? I JUST LITERALLY BANG INTO..............THE 150 YEAR MAN....HE ASKED ME HOW THINGS WENT.............I TOLD HIM MY TWO LIMBIC BRAINS WERE QUITE WORRIED BECAUSE SOME GIRL WITH AN MFA FROM A FANCY SCHOOL GOT TURNED DOWN AT TWICE AS MANY AUDIIONS THAN I HAVE................THE FELLA (WHO HAPPENS TO ME ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ACTORS FROM A LONG WAYS BACK JUST SNARLED AT ME AND SAID........"GOSH DARNIT GIRL DON'T WORRY ABOUT NOT HAVING A GOSH DARN MFA AND JUST GET OUT THERE AND 'ACT.' THAT KID PROBABLY GOT TURNED DOWN AT ALL THOSE AUDITIONS BECAUSE SHE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL LEARNING ABOUT 'THEORY' 'THEORY' AND REALLY DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO 'ACT'........I TOLD YA KID YOU NEED TO 'AROUSE THEIR CHAKRAS.' THEY COULD CARE LESS IF YOU HAVE A DANG MFA.......BETWEEN YOU AND I WELL I NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL AND I HAD A PRETTY DECENT CAREER..........LOOK OUT AT BOGART....HE'S ARGUABLY THE BEST ACTOR WHO EVER LIVED AND HE DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL....LOOK AT HEMINGWAY.....NO BETTER WRITER THAT EVER LIVED AND HE JUST HAD A HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION.......SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS 'MFA CRAP' AND JUST KEEP ON ACTING."
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S WHAT I LOVE 150 YEAR OLD MAN................HE JUST MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.......ON TOP OF THAT BOGART HAPPENS TO ME FAVORITE ACTOR AND HEMINGWAY MY FAVORITE WRITER...........GOOD OLD 150 YEAR OLD MAN...........I MAY KEEP ON FAILING THESE AUDITIONS I WILL 'AROUSE SOME CASTING DIRECTOR'S CHAKRAS.'
