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Fifi's Thoughts 10/24/2008 7:01:58 PM
OMIGOSH BLACK OCTOBER '08 MAY BE WORSE THAN BLACK OCTOBER '29 AND I THANK ALL MY LOVELY 'REVIEWERS' YOU AUTHORS DEN PEOPLE NOW REALIZE THAT MARCUS IS REALLY NOTHING BUT A TYPIST WHO TYPES ALL MY LOVELY STORIES? IT'S ME, MOI, FIFI LAROUCHE WHO DOES ALL THE THINKING AND COMES UP WITH ALL THESE CRAZY BLOGS AND SHORT STORIES. I'M SORRY I AM 'NOT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.' I LIVE IN MARCUS'S HEAD. JUST LIKE YOU KNOW YOUR FICITONAL OR EVEN NONFICTIONAL CHARACTERS LIVE IN YOU PEOPLE'S HEADS. WELL I WAS JUST KIND OF GLANCING AT ALL YOU PEOPLE'S REVIEWS AND I AM QUITE HAPPY WITH WHAT MOST OF YOU PEOPLE WROTE. I MEAN I HAVE A THIN SKIN AND I CAN GET SENSITIVE TO WHAT PEOPLE CAN SAY OR WRITE ABOUT ME AND WHAT COMES OUT OF MY BRAIN. BUT EVERYTHING'S FINE. I REALLY ENJOY THE MOSTLY POSITIVE REVIEWS EVEN THOUGH SOMEBODY DID MENTION I HAD A FEW TYPOS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE A TYPING OR SPELLING CLASS. I MEAN I BELIEVE A SECRETARY MAKES MORE MONEY THAN A WAITRESS ANYWAYS AND I'M GETTING TIRED OF SOME SNOTTY WOLFLIKE CUSTOMER CONSTANTLY TELLING ME 'HEY BABE, HOW LONG IS IT GONNA TAKE TO GET ME MY BURGER, FRIES, AND SHAKE?' I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING, 'THE BURGER AND FRIES MAY TAKE A LITTLE WHILE BUT THE SHAKE WILL BE READY IN A MINUTE. CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT TASTES LIKE AFTER I POUR IT ALL OVER YOUR HEAD?' I HAVEN'T HAD A NICE CREAMY SHAKE SINCE I LEFT DES MOINES......
I GUESS I SHOULD BE HAPPY AT LEAST I HAVE A 'JOB' EVEN THOUGH IT MAY BE 'JUST OVER BROKE' UNLIKE ALL THIS HIGHLY HIGHLY WALL STREET INVESTMENT BANKERS AND LAWYERS WHO IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME MAY ACTUALLY BE SENDING RESUMES AND APPLICATIONS TO MY BOSS PETROS TO BE A 'SHORT ORDER COOK' OR EVEN A......'WAITER' OR 'WAITRESS.' SORRY MR ONCE BIG SHOT STOCKBOKER/INVESTMENT BANKER, YOU BETTER NOT TAKE MY JOB. SERVES YOU PEOPLE RIGHT FOR 'STEALING' A LOT OF HARD WORKING PEOPLE'S MONEY AND LIVING A LIFE OF LUXURY. YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT GETTING TO ONE OF THE HIGHER 'ASTRAL REALMS' AND YOU REMEMBER THE FAMOUS PHRASE THE LORD SAID 'IT'S EASIER FOR A CAMEL TO GO THRU THE EYE OF A NEEDLE THAN A RICH MAN MAKES IT TO HEAVEN?' I'D RATHER BE A 'FLEA' THAN A 'CAMEL' ANYDAY. I KNOW A 'FLEA' CAN GO THRU THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. THAT'S WHY I GO TO MASS EVERY SUNDAY WHILE YOU RICH PEOPLE ARE SITTING AROUND IN YOUR FANCY YACHTS FIGURING OUT WAYS TO MAKE MONEY IN THE WEEK AHEAD.
THE STOCK MARKET IS SO BAD
I'M GLAD I LISTENED TO DAD
AND NOT BET MONEY ON THAT ONCE HOT STOCK
WHICH IS NOW AS WORTHLESS AS A LARGE ROCK
LADEDA LADEEDEE I'M FIFI ANOTHER SILLY POEM
OMIGOSH THE DOW HAS LOST AS MUCH MONEY PERCENTAGE WISE IN BLACK OCTOBER 2008 THAN IT DID IN BLACK OCTOBER 1929. WELL ALL THOSE FLAPPER GIRLS AND SPEAKEASY OWNERS AND GANGSTERS AND CROOKED BUSINESSMEN IN '29 ARE JUST LIKE THESE CAREFREE 'OBAMA LOVING' YUPPIE DOTCOM GENYERS AND GENXERS WHO WANT THE EASY LIFE, THE EASY LIFE IN 2008. I'M SORRY THIS STOCK MARKET CRASH IS MAYBE SOMETHING THE LORD OR THE 'LEADERS' IN THE OTHER WORLD MAY HAVE GIVEN US SO PEOPLE REALIZE NOBODY CAN GET A FREE RIDE. I MEAN YOU ALL REALIZE THIS NONSENSE ALWAYS HAPPENS IN OCTOBER? 29? 87? AND NOW '08? THE MONTH OF GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND BLACK CATS? HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF COINCIDENCE. I'M SURE PEOPLE ON WALL STREET WISH THERE WERE ONLY 11 MONTHS IN A YEAR INSTEAD OF 12. NO MORE OCTOBER. BUT OCTOBER IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MONTHS....... HALLOWEEEEEEEEN AND THE WORLD SERIES WHICH THE CUBS NEVER EVER EVER GET TO.....I ALSO SUFFER IN OCTOBER WALLSTREET PEOPLE...THE LEADERS CURSE ME WITH THE FUTILE CUBS.....
SARA PALIN WILL BE SPEAKING TODAY IN MY HOMETOWN OF DES MOINES TODAY. I SO BADLY WISH I COULD BE THERE BUT I'M TOO POOR TO AFFORD AN AIRLINE TICKET. I'LL WATCH HER SPEECH ON TV AND SEE IF THE CAMERA SHOWS ANY PICTURES OF MY FAMILY WHO I KNOW WILL BE AT THE RALLY.
WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME ARE THOSE TAMPA BAY RAYS FANS PUTTING TATTOOS OF A DEADLY STINGING ANIMAL LIKE A STINGRAY ON THEIR NAVELS? DIDN'T THAT ANIMAL KILL THAT POPULAR CROCODILE GUY? I'M A DIE HARD CUBS FAN AND I WOULDN'T PUT A TATOO OF A FRIENDLY ANIMAL LIKE A CUB ON MY NAVEL. YOU PEOPLE WHO LIKE TATOOS SHOULD TATOO A CRAZY REDHEAD THAT SNEERS 'ANYTHING GOES IN THE DOUBLE OS' OR 'LADEEDA LADEEDA LADEEDA' ON YOUR BODY PARTS. I'LL BE AROUND A LOT LONGER THAN ANY DEVILRAY.
I'M SORRY BUT MAYBE I'M NOT A BIG SHOT ACTRESS YET BECAUSE WHILE I CONSTANTLY GET TURNED DOWN FOR A LOT OF ROLES I DON'T CARE TO AUDITION FOR ANY ROLE WHERE I HAVE TO SAY WORDS THAT START WITH 'F' OR 'S' OR 'B' OR ANY OTHER DISGUSTING WORD IN IT. YOU SUBSTITUTE THE WORD DARN OR BEJEEZUS FOR THOSE OTHER WORDS AND I'LL AUDITION FOR THAT ROLE IN A HEARBEAT. I HAD TO TURN DOWN A POSSIBLE STARRING ROLE PLAYING A YOUNG KID WHO WAS TRYING TO KICK A DRUG HABIT BUT WHO CONSISTENTLY UTTERED THOSE FILTHY WORDS. IF AN ADULT CAN SEE ANY MOVIE I MAKE THEN A KID CAN SEE ANY MOVIE I MAKE. THE SAME CAN BE SAID WHERE THE SCRIPT CAUSES ME TO SAY RACIALLY OR ETHNICALLY INSENSITIVE SLURS THAT INSULT PEOPLE. I DON'T CARE IF THOSE WORDS ARE USED IN A 'HISTORICAL CONTEXT' I WON'T SAY THEM. THAT'S WHY A FEW MONTHS AGO I TURNED DOWN A WORLD WAR 2 MOVIE ROLE WHERE I WAD TO PLAY A 'ROSIE THE RIVETER' TYPE BUT CONSTANTLY SAID DEROGATORY WORDS IN REFERENCE TO JAPANESE PEOPLE AND LIKE A YEAR AGO TURNED DOWN THE ROLE OF A CIVIL WAR ERA 'SOUTHERN BELLE' WHO USED DEROGATORY WORDS IN REFERENCE TO AFRICAN AMERICANS.
I'LL BUY A LOT OF TRICK OR TREAT GOODIES FOR THESE KIDS FOR HALLOWEEN BUT I'M SORRY NONE OF THIS GRAB GRAB GRAB NONSENSE. THESE KIDS NEED TO POLITELY ASK FOR THEIR CANDY. I'M SORRY BUT A LOT OF THESE KIDS NEED TO START LEARNING SOME MANNERS. I SEE TOO MANY OF THEM TALK BACK TO THEIR PARENTS. MARCUS YOU SEE THE SAME THING RIGHT WHEN YOU SEE ALWAYS TALKING BACK TO THEIR TEACHERS?
I JUST SAW AN OLD MOVIE MADE BACK IN 1960 STARRING DEBBIE REYNOLDS AND TONY CURTIS CALLED 'THE RAT RACE' AND DEBBIE IN WASHING HER HAIR IN LIKE A KITCHEN SINK IN HER NEW YORK STUDIO. I TALKED TO MY FATHER AND GRANDMOTHER AND THEY SAID BACK IN THE OLD DAYS NOT EVERY HOME HAD THE LUXURY OF A PRIVATE BATH OR SHOWER. OMIGOSH SOME OF THOSE STUDIOS WERE MADE WITHOUT THE LUXURY OF A PRIVATE BATHROOM. EEEEEEEEEEK THE POSIBILITY OF A TOILET NEAR A KITCHEN OR DINING ROOM............US PEOPLE LIVING IN MODERN TIMES DON'T REALIZE ALL THE LUXURIES WE HAVE..............
ITRULYTRULYTRULYTRULYTRULYTRULY COULD CARECAREACARECARECARECARE LESSLESSLESSLESSLESS WHAT PEOPLE THINKTHINKTHINKTHINKTHINKTHINK ABOUT ME
OMIGOSH SPITTIN IMAGES 'BEATLE' PAUL'S DAUGHTER AND FASHION DESIGNER STELLA MCARTNEY AND 'PARTY GIRL' ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN
SPEAKING OF GHOSTS I'M GOING TO ONE OF THESE 'OBE' RETREATS IN A FEW WEEKS AND SINCE I'M PAYING A PRETTY GOOD SUM TO GO THIS 'RETREAT' I BETTER BE GETTING OUT OF MY REAL BODY AND INTO MY ASTRAL BODY AND FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE REAL QUICK LIKE. THE RETREAT SAID EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A REAL GOOD CHANCE OF AN OBE EXPERIENCE THEY CAN'T 'GUARANTEE' SUCCEESS. WELL SINCE I AM 'GUARANTEEING' THEM A FEW HUNDRED CLAMS FOR THEIR 'SERVICES' I WILL ALSO 'GUARANTEE' SOME LEGAL ACTION IS NOTHING HAPPENS AND I STAY STUCK IN MY REAL BODY ALL THE TIME. I WANT TO VISIT ALL THOSE ASTRAL REALMS PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT. YOU PEOPLE THOUGH NEED TO PUT YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER NEAR A LIGHT LATE IN THE EVENING AND YOU WILL SEE A BLUISH LIGHT AROUND THE FINGERS. THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR 'ETHERIC BODY,' YOU KNOW WHERE THE 'CHAKRAS' ARE LOCATED AND IT ALSO CONNECTS THE PHYSICAL AND ASTRAL BODY. NOW YOU PEOPLE KNOW I'M FIFI AND I AM AS HONEST AS IT GETS BUT TRY IT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF SEE FOR YOURSELF.........
I DON'T GO TO COMEDY CLUBS BECAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NOBODY CURRENTLY OUT THERE FUNNIER THAN ME. I KNOW I'M BETTER THAN ANY COMEDIAN OR COMEDIANNE OUT THERE. I MAY BE ARROGANT BUT THAT'S HOW I AM. I'M FIFI. LADEEDA LADEEDA LADEEDA.
